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Not very well, might I add.Vito Corleone wrote:the only thing you've done is correct my grammer.
Uhhhm....nope. 0-1.Killian wrote:So throw up all the other coaches you have beaten (Bellotti) becasue I'm sure you can spin this any way you want.
Was Nick Saban an elite coach? Mack kicked his ass in the Cotton Bowl the year before he lead LSU to a National Title.Killian wrote:In 5 years, you have 1 win against OU, and one win at OSU. Those are the elite coaches with elite talent that Mack has beaten. Michigan has elite talent, but not elite coaching.
So throw up all the other coaches you have beaten (Snyder, Slocum, Bellotti, etc.) becasue I'm sure you can spin this any way you want.
Finally vito produces with some solid material. Rack it.your teams best win was a close loss to USC
So you are saying a win would have kept them out of a BCS bowl?Vito Corleone wrote: You wouldn't be in a BCS bowl without that loss.
A tad pissy, aren't you Vito? I forgot about Saban. So 3 in 5 years. No, Snyder doesn't count, if you read my post. Elite coaches with elite talent. Michigan has elite talent, KSU had an elite coach.Vito Corleone wrote: Was Nick Saban an elite coach? Mack kicked his ass in the Cotton Bowl the year before he lead LSU to a National Title.
I would say that counts as both an elite coach and a pretty damn good team.
What about 2 wins over KSU, even Meds considers Snyder to be an elite coach. In fact Texas beat KSU the same year they beat OU for the Big 12 title.
Who the hell is irish fan to talk shit to Texas fan about big wins, your teams best win was a close loss to USC. You wouldn't be in a BCS bowl without that loss.
Rack itKillian wrote:Actually, without that loss we would be even a bigger shoe-in for the BCS. Because it probably would have been a win, if it were not a loss.Vito Corleone wrote:
Who the hell is irish fan to talk shit to Texas fan about big wins, your teams best win was a close loss to USC. You wouldn't be in a BCS bowl without that loss.
Who's on first?Killian wrote:Actually, without that loss we would be even a bigger shoe-in for the BCS. Because it probably would have been a win, if it were not a loss.Vito Corleone wrote:
Who the hell is irish fan to talk shit to Texas fan about big wins, your teams best win was a close loss to USC. You wouldn't be in a BCS bowl without that loss.
Let me ponder this...so when Texas beats USC and Notsravito is correct would that make Meds and Van pre-season All-American board bitches for 2006???Jimmy Medalions wrote:Ya. Racks to Killian.
Is it too early for me to hype Vito as the 2006 Board Bitch preseason fav???
Wow. Way to set yourself up for a win-win situation. If SC wins, we all get to hear about how right you were. If Texas wins, you won't be around to receive your rightful beatings. Deftly played on your part.Van wrote:Ponder at your lesiure...
Besides, hey, I did offer Vito a Death Match in the Rose Bowl so if Texas won I wouldn't even be around anymore for your literary amusement.
He smartly declined. Or, rather, he tried to twist it into One Vito Equals The Entire USC Contingent.
So, yeah, he smartly declined.
OT, and I know Jimmah didn't post that for this reason, but wtf is up with the University of Texas being closed today? Is the anniversary of John Lennon's death now a Texas holiday?
Does it not work out exactly the same for Vito???MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wow. Way to set yourself up for a win-win situation. If SC wins, we all get to hear about how right you were. If Texas wins, you won't be around to receive your rightful beatings. Deftly played on your part.Van wrote:Ponder at your lesiure...
Besides, hey, I did offer Vito a Death Match in the Rose Bowl so if Texas won I wouldn't even be around anymore for your literary amusement.
He smartly declined. Or, rather, he tried to twist it into One Vito Equals The Entire USC Contingent.
So, yeah, he smartly declined.
I heard it was because of the low temperatures. Uhhh... low as in 30sTerry in Crapchester wrote:...wtf is up with the University of Texas being closed today? Is the anniversary of John Lennon's death now a Texas holiday?
Fucking pussies.When did the topic switch to the last time Texas won a national title :?L45B wrote:in 30s
Jimmy Medalions wrote:I am really enjoying the confidence Texasfan exudes right now.
And also the foolish arrogance their players have shown in print.
I think it's great we're "overrated" for the fourth straight year going into our bowl game.
Pete Carroll is all about consistency :wink:
Wow., Van. That was totally fresh and original. Please allow me to retort...Van wrote:"Longhorn...It's what's for dinner!"
Not personally, but I'm sure skull or BtH could tell you a few stories.Roofer wrote:Tell me, Jimmah, have you ever seen a Longhorn turn into a cricket?
Yea, they're gonna come into the Rose Bowl and dominate the defending champ who has established a reputation for clamping down on their bowl counterparts? In what's basically their backyard even. Young beats out Bush and Leinart for Maxwell Award
December 8, 2005
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Texas quarterback Vince Young won the Maxwell Award as the nation's top player, beating out fellow Heisman Trophy finalists Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart of Southern California.
Young leads the nation in passing efficiency with a 168.6 rating. He has passed for 2,769 yards and 26 touchdowns, and leads the Longhorns in rushing with 850 yards.
Young wins O'Brien Award as top passer
December 8, 2005
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Vince Young of Texas won the Davey O'Brien Award on Thursday night as the nation's top quarterback, beating out Southern California's Matt Leinart and Notre Dame's Brady Quinn.
Young leads the nation in passing efficiency with a 168.6 rating. He has passed for 2,769 yards and 26 touchdowns, and leads the Longhorns in rushing with 850 yards.
Jason White of Oklahoma won the O'Brien Award the past two seasons.
Young is the first Texas quarterback to win the award.
Huff becomes first Longhorn to win Thorpe Award
December 8, 2005
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Texas safety Michael Huff won the Thorpe Award as the best defensive back in the country on Thursday night.
Huff beat out Virginia Tech cornerback Jimmy Williams and Clemson cornerback Tye Hill to become the first Longhorns player to win the award.
Huff has 97 tackles and two interceptions for the second-ranked Longhorns. The 6-foot-1, 205-pound senior holds school records for most career interceptions returned for a touchdown with four and most touchdowns scored by a defensive player with five.
Auburn's Carlos Rogers won the award last season.
Nah. The former is a definite while the latter is a point of conjecture.campinfool wrote:USC is to football as God is to Earth's creator.
Your candor is appreciated.Texas is doomed. There is no way they can possibly compete.
Dunno 'bout 700 this go around but I'd bet on at least 500.SC rolls up 700+ yards of offense.
Nah. He'll be too busy throwing halfback option TDs. Those things will cut into his rushing yardage.Bush runs for 400
:makes that "you and me, you and me" gesture where I point at my eyes and then at yours and then back at my mine to indicate we're simpatico.:and passes for 300 as the sorry Longhorn defense can't figure out how to stop the half back pass run 12 times in a row.
Buck up, young'un. You've got still got those hot big haired Texas sluts.As a Texas fan I will get my will in order tomorrow because there is no chance for victory and surey I will leap to my depth after the debacle.
Forfeit? Nah. There's a big conferencce payoff at stake.Texas should go ahead and forfeit now.
Okay, now I'm getting all chubby and stuff.They are no match for the intensity of the SC football team or it's BB posters.
That's a damn good question! You're kinda like Magellan that way. You're a forward fucking deep thinker, always pondering the imponderables, flipping the bird to the naysayers before winging that ship of yours off the edge of the earth and sallying forth anyway and shit.How can a WAC- like team like Texas stay winthin 40pts, especially if the greatest teams ever like Fresno State and ND, couldn't do it.
Nah, it's the team that's doomed. You'll be fine, Longhorn Fan. You'll still have your pick 'em up truck.C'mon Vito lets make a suicide pact. Texas fans are doomed.
That one's already been settled on this board. It's actually 1.5, and counting.Oh yeah WTF is all this 3 titles in a row crap.
Nah. Your memory is correct, sorta. We agreed here that LSU has that other .5....I remember them winning last year, but I think LSU has some hardware from the previous year. Maybe it was a West Coast Rose Bowl consolation prize.
WTF Prime...if you're gonna roll out your boy VY's hardware accomplishments, you might want to try the "fair and just" reporting angle and mention the fact Reginald took home the Walter Camp and Doak Walker awards.PrimeX wrote:Ima take a break from slappin' ho's and glockin' fools to yell my latest slang, JIGGA WHAT?
Young beats out Bush and Leinart for Maxwell Award
December 8, 2005
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Texas quarterback Vince Young won the Maxwell Award as the nation's top player, beating out fellow Heisman Trophy finalists Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart of Southern California.
Young leads the nation in passing efficiency with a 168.6 rating. He has passed for 2,769 yards and 26 touchdowns, and leads the Longhorns in rushing with 850 yards.Young wins O'Brien Award as top passer
December 8, 2005
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Vince Young of Texas won the Davey O'Brien Award on Thursday night as the nation's top quarterback, beating out Southern California's Matt Leinart and Notre Dame's Brady Quinn.
Young leads the nation in passing efficiency with a 168.6 rating. He has passed for 2,769 yards and 26 touchdowns, and leads the Longhorns in rushing with 850 yards.
Jason White of Oklahoma won the O'Brien Award the past two seasons.
Young is the first Texas quarterback to win the award.Huff becomes first Longhorn to win Thorpe Award
December 8, 2005
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Texas safety Michael Huff won the Thorpe Award as the best defensive back in the country on Thursday night.
Huff beat out Virginia Tech cornerback Jimmy Williams and Clemson cornerback Tye Hill to become the first Longhorns player to win the award.
Huff has 97 tackles and two interceptions for the second-ranked Longhorns. The 6-foot-1, 205-pound senior holds school records for most career interceptions returned for a touchdown with four and most touchdowns scored by a defensive player with five.
Auburn's Carlos Rogers won the award last season.
The fourth quarter is not the middle of a game.Van wrote:Well, if the Empire manages to get jobbed on a bad call again and if their best player manages to blow up his knee in the middle of the game again...
No way. How would that help Longhorn fans all over the world in this discussion?Roofer wrote:WTF Prime...if you're gonna roll out your boy VY's hardware accomplishments, you might want to try the "fair and just" reporting angle and mention the fact Reginald took home the Walter Camp and Doak Walker awards.
You brought the funny and that one never gets old!Longhorn fan has all the symptoms of the "virgin teenager" syndrome going on. Gettin all giddy and shit like you've never been there before.
Oh wait. you haven't.
PrimeX wrote: You brought the funny and that one never gets old!
Sincerely,
A bold lie.
Jimmy Medalions wrote:Prime should post here more often.