File this under: WHO GIVES A FUCK!

[Raydah James]

RACK Ucant.


Best wishes to you both.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

barb wire tat?

Hell no...

I am pretty sure I've detailed what tat(s) my wife has on this board. Use the search feature if you must know...

[Tom In VA]

Congrats

[Dinsdale]

My spreadsheets are a little rusty, so forgive me if I err...


But didn't ucan't tell us he's a big guy? If so, doesn't that make his "bride" about 6'1", even in heels?

[Dinsdale]

in heels

:swoon:


Sin,
Dances With Owls

[Tom In VA]

Maybe he meant big like .... Stump Mitchell big.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

My spreadsheets are a little rusty, so forgive me if I err...


But didn't ucan't tell us he's a big guy? If so, doesn't that make his "bride" about 6'1", even in heels?

Staircase in the background much?

[Douchebag]

Bwahahahahaha

your bitche's hands are bigger than yours. i could take you, little man. i could totally take you. one punch.

[Mister Bushice]

Nice boiler you're working on there, dude.

For next years ski/snowboarding season, Will her nose be slalom, or jib?

[Goober McTuber]

barb wire tat?

Hell no...

I am pretty sure I've detailed what tat(s) my wife has on this board. Use the search feature if you must know...

I just noted what appeared to be a tat and the location; I was curious if it was the standard barbed wire or no. I guess I’m satisfied knowing that she’s white trash, I don’t need to know the degree, level, or whatever form of measurement that’s involved.

[OCmike]

Congrats, bro.

Not sure what that is on her arm, but I assumed it was some sort of "band" tattoo like barbed wire, something celtic or tribal, etc, as well.

[TenTallBen]

What kind of "man" posts a pic of his fiancee but whites out his own face? Look like a bitch move to me.

"Hey everybody! Look at my purdy wife-to-be. She so fine! But you can't see my face cuz I'm uglier than shit and I know you guys will tease me forever about it!"

[OCmike]

What kind of "man" posts a pic of his fiancee but whites out his own face? Look like a bitch move to me.

"Hey everybody! Look at my purdy wife-to-be. She so fine! But you can't see my face cuz I'm uglier than shit and I know you guys will tease me forever about it!"

The kind of guy who, when a grenade falls into the foxhole, rather than jumping on top of it to save his new wife, throws her on it to save himself.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

"Hey everybody! Look at my purdy wife-to-be. She so fine! But you can't see my face cuz I'm uglier than shit and I know you guys will tease me forever about it!"

You wanna see my pic?

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Oh wait, that's your cleft "manning up." My bad.

[TenTallBen]

We've all see my face before. No news there. Way to dodge and deflect there, Ace.

[PSUFAN]

We've all see my face before.

The question is...why? What did we do to you, TenTallClem?

[TenTallBen]

We've all see my face before.

The question is...why? What did we do to you, TenTallClem?

This coming from a dude who posted a shot of his ass? I might have a funky chin but at least I'm not gay.

[PSUFAN]

I might have a funky chin but at least I'm not gay.

I call bullshit. Only a rainbow flag-waving swamp-crawling ass-snacker would post his pic so many times on a smack board.

We don't want to count your pores, TenTallButtButter. Leave off, homo.

[Dinsdale]

The guy who took one of the great monumental pile-ons in messageboard history* for linking the phrase "MAN UP" with posting up your OL's pic...is now offering thoughts on posting OL pics?


Is there a phrase that denotes something having a greater value than "priceless"?



* -- Huge RACKS to Moorese for that amazing, witty beatdown.

[TenTallBen]

Wow. A little sensitive there, PUS. Did I touch a nerve?

Oh and I didn't post that pic on this board. Apparently, Ucantstyle was surfing .net and saw that pic and quickly 'right-click>save' as and uploaded it to his photobucket account. So who's really obsessed with who here?

[PSUFAN]

You won't be touching anything around here, TenTallHindEnd. I'd sooner ban you for gayness.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

We've all see my face before. No news there. Way to dodge and deflect there, Ace.

I have been waiting for some faggot to "man up" and question the my whereabouts. Thank you for not disappointing. Why do you want to see my face? If you didn't "right click and save" years ago when posting ones pic "was in", that's not my fucking problem. I am not going to add to your GayPornFolderso you can finger your cleft while GYJO with your other hand. Want to see pictures of other men? Go log on to .net or whatever other site you "get your homo on" to.

[Dinsdale]

Is there a phrase that denotes something having a greater value than "priceless"?

If so, it could also be applied to an occasional-poster who comes into a thread authored by a certain poster, is bumped by that same poster, and then the occasional-poster makes one of his less-than-frequent posts accusing the certain poster of being "obsessed."


Somebody has been studying Board-Bitch For Dummies.

[Mister Bushice]

You wanna see my pic?

So when you go into one of your gay bars, do the guys with small dicks get all up in your face?

[TenTallBen]

What kind of "man" posts a pic of his fiancee but whites out his own face? Look like a bitch move to me.

"Hey everybody! Look at my purdy wife-to-be. She so fine! But you can't see my face cuz I'm uglier than shit and I know you guys will tease me forever about it!"

The kind of guy who, when a grenade falls into the foxhole, rather than jumping on top of it to save his new wife, throws her on it to save himself.

Exactly. A little bitch.

That's the only point I was trying to make. You all may carry on now.

[tuff gong]

We've all see my face before. No news there. Way to dodge and deflect there, Ace.

And that strategy worked out very well for him in this thread so far - everybody forgot the white out issue and jumped on you.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

We've all see my face before. No news there. Way to dodge and deflect there, Ace.

And that strategy worked out very well for him in this thread so far - everybody forgot the white out issue and jumped on you.

bwa. Dude's got a soild point, there.

[PSUFAN]

That's the only point I was trying to make.

Hey TinyTimBen,

did you think that the point you were trying to make was somehow in need of further explanation? As points go, yours was rather easy to absorb, although vacuous.

It hardly matters why you show up here, though...you get used as a smack sponge either way.

Don't get me wrong, though...we enjoy your little visits:

[TenTallBen]

When you get Ucant's balls out of your mouth make sure to finish up on Dins asshole. Can you create a circle jerk forum? Too bad the old board is gone..... :shame:

[War Wagon]

When you get Ucant's balls out of your mouth make sure to finish up on Dins asshole.

That's just nasty and uncalled for. Don't let these peeps drive you to that. Above the fray, dawg.

Can you create a circle jerk forum?

I believe that can be done.

Too bad the old board is gone..... :shame:

This is the new board. Smack like it was your last smack. Adapt or die. Whatever you do, don't talk about old boards. It makes you look like a pussy.

[TenTallBen]

Whatever you do, don't talk about old boards.

But yet posters love to refer to shit that happened on other/old boards. I'm having fun as the hypocrisy knows no bounds in this place.

[Dinsdale]

TTB and Tajuan Porter are cousins?

Who knew?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Is there a phrase that denotes something having a greater value than "priceless"?

If so, it could also be applied to an occasional-poster who comes into a thread authored by a certain poster, is bumped by that same poster, and then the occasional-poster makes one of his less-than-frequent posts accusing the certain poster of being "obsessed."


Somebody has been studying Board-Bitch For Dummies.

Why did you respond to "yourself"... 7 minutes after the original post? Forget what troll your window was open under?


The thing about having 2 troll-browsers open at once, Rootbeer, is that you end up outing yourself.

[Dinsdale]

Huh?


I made a statement to (at least attempted to) imply that Benji was being a douche. No sooner had I posted that, then he went and raised the bar on douchitude by a significant margin.


I wasn't trolling -- I was being prophetic...or something.

[Rootbeer]

Huh?


I made a statement to (at least attempted to) imply that Benji was being a douche. No sooner had I posted that, then he went and raised the bar on douchitude by a significant margin.


I wasn't trolling -- I was being prophetic...or something.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Stop fucking around, rozy...

[Rootbeer]

I meant to do that.

[Headhunter]

Bust on Ben all you want. That doesn't excuse the fact that you led your wife to the alter with an apple and had to apply a good coat of peanut butter to her lips to fool the priest into thinking it was her that said I do!

[PSUFAN]

hahaha - rack!

[Rootbeer]

Rack the hoontah.