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Goober McTuber wrote:Was K.C. Lardbucket 3.0 one of the judges?

No... it was a bunch of idiots. Can't remember them all, but BlondieBabe was definitely one. R-Jack and I lost in the semis to the eventual champs, TVO/MGO. Actually, it was really me against them because R-Jackson abandoned me. I singlehandedly kicked their asses for two days. TVO wytched pictures of meaningless shit and was his usual stupid self. He should have earned his team negative points, his material was so pathetic. MGO proved himself to be quite worthy... but I was still shocked when I... I mean... we, lost. It was a joke.

Are we done praying for Quasimoto and Pubis?

Maybe if they're in a cave, they'll roll away stoned on sunday, see they're shadows and then we'll have 6 more weeks of winter.

Mt. Smackmore would not be complete without MCET, DCSmackmaster, Jay in Phoenix & ML Coyote

With respect to Risa's recent return, I think it appropriate to finally honor the deaths of Quagmire and Pantalones.

Come on, fuckholes. PRAY for the families.

Thank you, mgo.

We all should pay some respects.

I'll let Dinsdale speak for me ...

Dinsdale wrote:REFRESHMENTS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

I miss those two/one guys.

Indeed, God Bless those two/one guys.

Look - I've decided I don't give a good goddamn about Quotidian and Prolapse. Let their ruined corpses twist and dry in the sun, for all I care. Let 'em turn into Ditch Raisins.

All the prayers I wasted on those fuckers...did they inch them one bit closer to salvation? HELL no - they tried and died...and now surely some other ambulatory DNA debacles are lining up for perdition.

Pray for THESE, motherfuckers:

I'm disappointed in you, PSUFAN. This is about the FAMILIES! The FAMILIES! It is vital we continue to pray for them.

Please accept this honoring, Annie, and pray with us. Quotient and Prelude would've wanted it that way.

Excellent thread by the way.

Some of Mo's best stuff was posted at another board. Unfortunately, that board has been obliterated and we aren't able to see those classic threads.

KC Scott wrote:Mt. Smackmore would not be complete without MCET

Exactly.

elgrande hasn't died of starvation. I've driven around and by him a few times while traversing the highways of this country this summer. He has always been very helpful and I am grateful to him for warning me of oncoming construction.

WAR THAD

Lot's of good shit from that board that is gone.


A tribute to Mr. TreeBen, as well, that was not too shabby If I may say so myself. That last smack-off had some real classic stuff in it.


But if you never got to see Mo in all his glory, I fell sorry for you. I typically shut my door before reading a Mo post. I'm almost always guaranteed to laugh loud enough to be noticed.

His thrashing of Tom in VA, I believe it was, in one of the SO rounds was some of the best shite I've read on these boards. That being said, please... let's continue to honor the families and tragic deaths of Quadravision and Pastrami.

That smackoff thread where Mo said that he was going to fuck TWiS, impregnate him and make him "bear down because you're definitely having this one bitch" was superlative.

The midget fucking that black woman by the pool was great too.

On another board, Mo found a delightful vid of Latina midgets dancing in bikini tops and chaps at a rodeo. I haven't seen that in like 4 years but that shit was hilarious.

Invictus wrote:The midget fucking that black woman by the pool was great too.

Some of the old threads are still around, this one included, though many are lost. (I wish I could find the tale I dropped long ago of watching my high school teacher soap up and dry off her tasty milk bombs right before I fell through her ceiling.)

Boards disappear, torches get passed, and unseeming scrotes gradually evolve into archive-worthy contributors just as "legends" degenerate into the complete and utterly gameless. We all get bored, but every now and then it gets fun again, resulting in some good shit here on occasion. Everyone has their day. I'm relaxing and waiting for the next upswing. You?

Pictures from my vacation

After a few crappy winter wonderland style trips to shithole ski resorts with hillbilly shops full of lamps made of antlers and shit, I felt a true tropical destination was in order. Hawaii? I seem to end up in Hawaii at least once a year by default. Even paradise gets old. Mexico? Nah...too many goddamn fucking Mexicans. Besides, Mexico is a depressing, insufferable third world wasteland. (No, you dumb fucking chile picker, I don't need another threadbare fucking blanket that smells like hay.) Did you know that Mexican Christmas decorations include flaming bags of dirt out in the front yard? Peachy.


So, I thought, "how about the Carribean?" Why sure, what a good idea.



I settled on the Bahamas. It was pretty sunny and warm and there were still a lot of people that sure looked like Mexicans, but they were very quick to get this dude some fly drink with an umbrella in it. The food was certainly yummy. Here's a pic of me eating my first conch fritter. They are fried and delicious, and boy, they really taste like the ocean.



Here's pic of me at a great snorkelling beach. Check out the cool starfish. There was all sorts of marine life up in the hizzy.



Here's one of me blowing into a conch shell. They sound like miniature foghorns. Buh-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Buh-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



Here's a picture of me riding a native island donkey down a steep, wooded trail to a secluded inland lagoon.



Here's a pic of me fucking that dude from the Cosby Show.



And here, I'm enjoying the delightful tropical breezes and getting a little sun poolside, while the attentive hotel staff caters to my every need. Oopsie! Looks like someone forgot to reapply the old sunscreen.



And finally, here's a picture of me at the beach in the early morning digging for clams.



Turns out they don't have any clams in the Bahamas. Who knew? Anyway, people say I look like that dude from the West Wing in the picture. What do you think?



Maybe? Yeah, I know, I think I look more like

Moorese wrote:Everyone has their day.

We've got Risa pencilled in for 7/11/2078.


Hope all is well, my fellow militant Cascadian.

Oh, my...

RACK! Moorese

Invictus wrote:That smackoff thread where Mo said that he was going to fuck TWiS, impregnate him and make him "bear down because you're definitely having this one bitch" was superlative.

Mo Jr. is almost 3 now and my ass still hurts.

If you've never had the shit knocked out of you by Mo, you missed out on one of lifes greatest dichotomies. He 'd kick your ass up and down a thread without mercy and have you beg for more when he's done.

Looks like Hedges is gonna nail all four bets. He’s a good dog.

Rack this old school thread and Rack the Tro…

Van wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:57 am Index.

Oh, and screw that dude.

If it’s not too late I’m going to pray for Pyrethrin. Or Parathion. Or something.

Muchos rackos on your 1001th.

Wow.

Just wow!

I see dead people.