The One Board, by the Numbers

[ChargerMike]

Jeez....can't a transplanted chowd get some love?

...luv ya bro.

[Terry in Crapchester]

BSmack wrote:
patsy stone wrote:
Cicero wrote:
Derron wrote:
Quote:
I was born on August 13.


Rack that... ditto here.


Im August 14th.


<---August 16th.


8/16 over here.

The mid-August CZ ought to be quite interesting with all the birthday lushes. Wink


<-- August 8th.

What up with all the August birthdays?

<-- November 9

<-- November 6

[TenTallBen]

I never make a list.

I thought we already established that your number was .28?

Ahh..I forgot. .249 to be precise. PAY ATTENTION!!!

[poptart]

Poptart, the Korean TV programming getting to ya.

OH yeah .....

57 channels and nothin' on.



62: TenTallBen

62 is a bowling ball, no neck, with a tomato can on top.
A buttress, set him next to 64, and tell 'em to just get a push FORWARD.
a 62 may be bright, and maybe he is not.
It matters not, he's just there to get a push.
A building block, piece of the foundation.
Famous 62s include Jim Langer, Kent Hill, and Guy McIntyre.



26: jiminphilly

An aura of fastidiousness surrounds a 26.
Prides himself on careful preparation, a neat uniform, .... or a clean football picks slate.
There is a 'strictness' to his actions, and he appears in control.
a 26 appears delberate yet fuid, supple, yet tough.
Famous 26s include Wade Boggs, Billy Williams, and Rod Woodson.



86: atomicdad

Broad-shouldered, strong, capable.
86 is schooled, and has the feet of one wearing a much lower number.
Uses leverage and position, but finishes with a surge of force.
An 86 is a quietly good teammate who elevates others around him.
Famous 86s include Buch Buchanan, Charles Young, and Hines Ward.



18: ChargerMike

An 18 may appear tallish, slender, lithe, fit.
Has good hands, soft hands, and a smooth stride, good eyes.
18 moves about with a grace and purposefulness.
Not outwardly pugilistic, but quietly competetive.
Famous 18s include Charlie Joiner, Peyton Manning, and Dave Cowens.

[LTS TRN 2]

76: LTS TRN 2

76 trombones led the big parade......
Number 76 ought to have been special, a slice of Americana.
But instead, A twig-armed praying mantis fairy, a kicker, and a dude with a chick's name bastardized it.
Cut it, burn it, or let the team dawdler suit up in it.
Famous 76s include Shawn Bradley, Lou Groza, and Rosey Grier.

Sorry, twirp, but suggesting I'm "twig-armed" shows how ass-backwards you are. I've got a fuckin' gun. I can literally pitch from second base. So, if you're that blithering about me--and you don't actually know ANYONE else either, well, you're a silly lil' tard. But what we really notice about your blurbs is the HOMOEROTIC quality of the descriptions--especially the early ones. So, just accept your emerging gayness and stop pretending to know sports.

And btw, a-hole, I'm number 9.
Fuck You.

[Bobby42]

I never make a list.

Word.

[War Wagon]

26: jiminphilly

...or a clean football picks slate.

Message boards have looong memories.

[poptart]

Chill, LTS TRN 2.
Next time I promise I'll make it shirts and SKINS ....... just for you.

9 ... ?!?

bwa....

The splendid splinter was 9.

You, son, are no 9.



78: Bobby42

A 78 is not short and stubby.
He may have a 'passive' demeanor, but is largish and competetive.
The type to not show or speak of the fire in his belly.
The 78 might carry himself with a prideful elegance.
Solid, unwavering, spirited, well-regarded.
Famous 78s include Bruce Smith, Art Shell, Anthony Munoz.