For the tools who think...

[Jimmy Medalions]

Warehouse employee seyz what?

[War Wagon]

Warehouse employee seyz what?

I say that you're a five star tool giving conservatives a bad name every time you venture into an area of discussion way over your head. Stick to posting about how you manged to lose your ducat to the MNC...much more your speed.

Some part of that you don't comprehend?

Oh, I get it...you comeback with "warehouse employee"...another awesome effort, I must say.

[Ruff]

3 best bell's beers: winter white, amber, pale ale.

Close, but it's actually:
Two Hearted Ale
Expedition
Amber.

[Ken]

I'll stick with the only good thing to ever come out of St. Louis, Mo.

The One, The Only, The KING of BEERS.

Other than dins, who else can pry the humor out of this gem of a statement from deep within the heartland of Missouri?

Perfect. Just perfect.


Your apparent intelligence included, W'house Worker, you're startin' from squarely behind this 8-ball that even your forklift that you drive home each night couldn't move. Stop, sit down, reflect... you're touting the superior characteristics of Budweiser. No, check that... even worse... Bud Light. Sit and think about it. If you don't get it... or the fact that for a few more bucks you could get something vastly better, you deserve the Bud Light. Drink your stupidity w/pride, bro!

[Jimmy Medalions]

It's settled. Ken owns Hourlywage Wagon.

[War Wagon]

Your apparent intelligence included, W'house Worker,you're startin' from squarely behind this 8-ball that even your forklift that you drive home each night couldn't move.

Wtf did you just type out, you drooling mongoloid? Was that supposed to be a coherent sentence? Try making sense first, and then go for the smack of doom, next...

Stop, sit down, reflect... you're touting the superior characteristics of Budweiser. No, check that... even worse... Bud Light.

Compared to Miller Lite, yes, that is true. Is there some part of this comparison that you just don't get? It's my opinion, dumbfuck. I care not if you agree with it. On the other hand, the next time that I want for your opinion on anything more sublime than how to start a roll-call thread...ain't happening.

Sit and think about it. If you don't get it... or the fact that for a few more bucks you could get something vastly better, you deserve the Bud Light. Drink your stupidity w/pride, bro!

Ok, I'm sitting down and thinking about it...

Yep, pretty sure that I'll still be buying a 30 pack of Bud Lite for $15.99 plus tax on my next beer run to Quik Trip, because that's the way I roll.

Say, why don't you and all the rest the enlightened beer snobs around heyah start pitching in and help to support my habit? I'll drink whatever you fine fellers want to buy me...as long as it's not Miller Lite.

Deal?

[War Wagon]

It's settled. Ken owns Hourlywage Wagon.

More like:

It's settled. Meds is a tool.

You're nipping at the wrong ankle, biatch.

Go chase someone more your speed...sissy might have an appointment available.

Shoo!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This...

Was that supposed to be a coherent sentence? Try making sense first

From the guy who brought us this...

You're even stupider than you think that I think you are.

WW - I mean this genuinely, from the bottom of my heart - THANK YOU for providing so many laughs for me these past couple days in this thread.

[Tom In VA]

I'll stick with the only good thing to ever come out of St. Louis, Mo.

The One, The Only, The KING of BEERS.

Other than dins, who else can pry the humor out of this gem of a statement from deep within the heartland of Missouri?

Perfect. Just perfect.


Your apparent intelligence included, W'house Worker, you're startin' from squarely behind this 8-ball that even your forklift that you drive home each night couldn't move. Stop, sit down, reflect... you're touting the superior characteristics of Budweiser. No, check that... even worse... Bud Light. Sit and think about it. If you don't get it... or the fact that for a few more bucks you could get something vastly better, you deserve the Bud Light. Drink your stupidity w/pride, bro!

Let me tell you a little secret. That we're sitting here right now and if you guys want to take a station break you can. But if you bad mouth hard working people one more time ..... you better take a station break.

[War Wagon]

This...

Was that supposed to be a coherent sentence? Try making sense first

From the guy who brought us this...

You're even stupider than you think that I think you are.

WW - I mean this genuinely, from the bottom of my heart - THANK YOU for providing so many laughs for me these past couple days in this thread.

I was having a Cuda moment.

Sue me.

[Jimmy Medalions]

Cuda would take offense to that statement, and rightfully so.

You give idiots a bad name.

[Ken]

WW just doesn't get it, does he.


WW, just the fact that you felt the want to knock shit beer down one notch by touting another shit beer is, well... something I would expect from a union laborer who resides in the heart of the midwest. That's the point and guess I had to spell it out for you. I guess someone else could point out to me that it would be par for the course for you... but losing this opportunity at some interweb recreation? Where's the fun in that?

[Terry in Crapchester]

Rack Dins. I'll just add the following to his comments . . .

[First off, the line I bolded was done so because it's a flat-out lie. Sushi would have to be regarded as possibly the most unhealthy food in the country. Having Asians mishandling food that hasn't been cooked...is a GOOD thing? While sushi-lobbyists might want you to think that sushi is "healthy," it is in fact responsible for a high percentage, if not a majority of hepatitis A cases in the USA.

This is FACT. And anyone who thinks viral hepatitis is "healthy"...well, you need your fucking head examined.

Actually, I reached that conclusion without considering the Hepatitis A angle.

Ever seen what fish eat? Some of the nastiest stuff on the face of the planet. Why anyone would want to eat RAW something that is essentially a living garbage disposal is beyond me.

And second -- as indicated in this article...

Put in simple terms (terms that people who are fucking stupid enough to eat sushi can understand) -- eating sushi makes you a fucking communist.


So, enjoy your communicable diseases, you pinko assholes.

Not quite sure where you're going with the Communist angle, in that politically, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon tends to favor the opposite end of the ideological spectrum (although admittedly, the political spectrum tends to run full circle at least to a limited extent). After all, he owns the Washington Times. But in any event, he's a very dangerous and scary person, and I would never knowingly give one red cent to him.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

TIC - It's called "humor".

Try it sometime.

[Goober McTuber]

What a train-wreck of a thread. Page 4 has a particularly high tard factor (present company excluded, of course :wink: ).

[Bizzarofelice]

This evening I will be barbecuing park steaks in my underwear on the patio wif my feet on the table drinking tall cans of Busch beer until the mosquitos and I are drunk as hell. Then I'll throw the empty cans on my neighbor's lawn and try to peek into his daughter's window from afar. I'll probably do all my peeing behind the shed.

[Dinsdale]

I'll probably do all my peeing behind the shed.

I'll take this opportunity to RACK my buddy. He's quite the drunk outdoor-pisser. We often sit in his backyard and have some beverage, which always results in much peeing in the back corner of the yard(even got the womenfolk trained to not care....also rackable). A while back, he took down a failing large, old shed. The chunks of concrete from the busted-up slab didn't fit in the dumpater, so he did like everyone else, and used them around the yard...made a little retaining wall around a flowerbed and whatnot. There were still some chucks of concrete left, so he went and cleared out all of the brush in the back corner of the yard, and used the rest of the concrete to make a path that runs behind a tree back there. He then took one of those water-diverter thingies that you put under downspouts that don't drain out the the stormdrains...you know, those things...narrow cement trough....and he positioned it in such a way, along with digging a trench, that now, all outdoor-piss is collected, and drains under the fence into the ASSHOLE NEIGHBOR'S yard.


A true monument to dudedom. I recommend such a setup to all of the outdoor pissers here -- it provides a greater sense of childish satisfaction than you might think.

[PSUFAN]

Rack War Wagon - smack trampoline esq.

[Jimmy Medalions]

TIC - It's called "humor".

Try it sometime.

Good luck with that.

And rack Dave, funny shit.