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Jess.
Get a belt.

Blackwelldefelice wrote:Jess.
Get a belt.

Of all the things wrong with his attire... top button undone, askew tie
and questionable color, jacket 8 sizes too large, biege on a really fat
person (try black next time), mismatched jacket and slacks, you focus on that?

I noticed it while checking out his package.

So, Jess...

You get some at the Halloween party?

Chick is somewhat cute..."smoking hot" by Jess standards.


But, I'm guessing from the fact she's holding a water bottle, rather than a fifth of GHB-laced tequilla...probably not.

Ucant#-463,721 wrote:

Blackwelldefelice wrote:Jess.
Get a belt.

Of all the things wrong with his attire... top button undone, askew tie
and questionable color, jacket 8 sizes too large, biege on a really fat
person (try black next time), mismatched jacket and slacks, you focus on that?

I didn't even bother to notice the belt as I scrolled past that heinous Pic. I think UCant might have a thing for Jess or he watches way to many Queer Eye episodes.
For the fashion tips obviously....
Sack up Jess, Ucant has a plan to make ya all handsome and stuff. Since it's a given that even if an Armani dressed you himself your chances of getting trim from anything other than a tranquilized Wildebeest are slim to none so there has to be more to this story than Ucant's letting on.

What an interesting couple...
0% body fat dude in a $120.00 Polo and the stunt double for the Goodyear Blimp.

Not that there's anything wrong with that......................

Bizzarofelice wrote:I noticed it while checking out his package.

Seeing as how dude hasn't seen his own meatsword in 15 years, why don't you be a sport and tell him what you thought of it?

Jess, what's with your left hand, hovering in space?

Grab on, boy!

Yer in movies and on TV which means you automatically Advance
to Go and Collect $200!

Is life fair??!! Who cares about fair??!! The world isn't fair!
Is it fair that you were born like this?! No!
The girls are not expecting somebody like you in there.
You're different! You're weird! You're a mutant!
You're an actor! You're a trained actor!
You're a ...

LEAN MEAN ACTING MACHINE!!

Y2K wrote:I think UCant might have a thing for Jess or he watches way to many Queer Eye episodes.

What is this Queer Eye you speak of?



I'd think that most people whose work attire doesn't consist of
5 pairs of coveralls with their name tag sewn into each one would
have been able to pick that shit out...

Gimme $30 on pump number 4 and go fuck yourself.

Actually, the sloppy, dorky-looking get up fits Jess quite well. Jess can correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm guessing that look was even intended.

Jess has no business trying to look "sharp."

jtr wrote:

FATALFART wrote:

jtr wrote:here are a couple pictures, be gentle.

that chick in the middle hasnt aged well at all.

she was diagnossed with MS 4 yrs ago. :(

ignore that comment then, i hope she recovers

hey jess, do you 'spose you might try sprouting some sort of facial hair growth maybe before you hit thirty? I realize that it prolly wouldn't help professionally and all, but, sooner or later them estrogen shots are gonna catch up to you medically.

and yeah, you really do need to look into a belt. Actually, make it suspenders. You definitely got a suspender kind of body.

What in hell is that costume you're sportin, Jess? A satin incubator for chickens, a handy McNugget snack machine?

Ucant told me to tell you it really doesn't go well with plaid.

Keep aimin' high, Jess, one day you'll get yours...

Jess, why are you wearin' an ID Badge .... ?
The other 3 slaps don't have one.

What's it for .... ?

And is your left tit saggin' it down, or is it supposed to be worn half-cocked like that .... ?

Dinsdale wrote:So, Jess...

You get some at the Halloween party?

Chick is somewhat cute..."smoking hot" by Jess standards.


.

ravurgurl?

Becs?

One of the other invisible muses?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Keep aimin' high, Jess, one day you'll get yours...

wow that rack of ribs sure looks tempting.

Nice buffet line.

Rip City

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Yeah, I'm gonna have to rack that...

Shoalzie wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Yeah, I'm gonna have to rack that...

Ditto

Went to another halloween party last night, got pretty toasted and some action. Check out the hotties there http://instantphoto.spaces.live.com/ im around photos 141-143, 196, and 198 chick magnet worked better this time. As you can see the mummy got the most action though, damn!

this one's my favorite from last night
man she was so hot

She looks like she is about to vomit. Good job.

How did Jess get herpes?

And by pic 140, how much had you been drinking?

uh.. like 5-6 red bull/vodkas.

Let me guess -- for the belated Halloween party, that chick in the pic was dressed up as a very uncomfortable, very-nauseous special education teacher?

jtr wrote:uh.. like 5-6 red bull/vodkas.

Uhm....

nevermind, Jess. Nevermind.

I'll back off, since one night I actually consumed about 15 of those myself.

Of course, it wasn't really my decision, they were being put in front of me by the boatload. And I'd been drinking for the previous 20 hours leading up to that. At some business function(wasn't any of my business, but British Petroleum decided it would be a hoot to have me at the party after their big business conference/exec's meeting thingy...because I'm kinda epic like that). Was at that fancy(relatively) place in Reno...whatever the fuck it's called...El Dorado, or some shit like that.

Goodness, shit's hard on the aging guts. I pooped before the night was up. But apparently, I'm something of a legend amongst BP bigwigs...so I have that going for me. I think I'm also somewhat infamous with the Reno Police Department...but that's a different story.

What a shithole Reno is.

Most of the time, human-on-dog sex is caused by people suffering from sick, perverse mental disturbances.

jtr wrote:

And sometimes, it's just a case of confusion.

I've notified your local draft board and told them you are eligible for military service.

Dinsdale wrote:Most of the time, human-on-dog sex is caused by people suffering from sick, perverse mental disturbances.

jtr wrote:

And sometimes, it's just a case of confusion.

If jess got anywhere, I'd say it was a threesomewith him, the dog and the chihuahua

http://www.jcdenton40.com/WHS-Reunion/index.html
more reunion photos have surfaced, these show others wearign the nametags and I look even more whack.

Why are you wearing a life jacket in those pictures?

Entirely nailable, Jess. Did you ....



Never mind, won't even ask the question, I know the answer.

Like I said, entirely nailable. Someone could have gotten it that night. Oh well.



Another who was ripe for the picking, nice cans.



Next time, keep on telling yourself, next time................

pron wrote:Entirely nailable, Jess. Did you ....

Dude, she even offered him a hummer in the parking lot, which Jess of course gleefully accepted.

All was going down like Jess' wildest fantasy, right up until the moment when the skank was to perform the insipid deed. Then, upon going down and unzipping him, to her horror....







She discovered it was thiiiiiiissssssss big, so the deal was off, and she went and found...





Who were a little better suited/endowed to fufill her oral obsession.

pron wrote: Another who was ripe for the picking, nice cans.

Gotta rack the shit out of that--- here's another angle... face isn't half bad either

that chick has a nice rack