T1B

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:39 pm**

WHAT DONDER TALK? YETI DUDE NO HOMELESS. YETI NO HANG OUT AT BANGDEER GAY BATHOUSE. BANGDEER FELCH MUCH BANGDEER. MUCH FISH SMELL. YETI NO LIKE FISH. YETI RIP DONDER HIND QUARTER OFF AND STUFF DONDER TILL DONDER EYES BULGE.

ROOOOOAAAARRRRRR!

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:51 pm**

Doug...did anyone ever mention that you look a lot like Kevnic? The hoofprints are a dead giveaway.

Thanks for requiring this beatdown...it has yielded many a chuckle so far.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:52 pm**

Yeti Beast is the abandoned ~~love child~~ result of a Hulk Troll & Cinder episode. Though big and strong, it (not a he or a she)* has the brain power equivalent to a moderately retarded slug or Doug near DC**.

* The Yeti Beast is asexual and that is one cause of it's extreme anger issues

** That was a low blow; I apologize to the moderately retarded slug community

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:53 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Doug...did anyone ever mention that you look a lot like Kevnic? The hoofprints are a dead giveaway.

Thanks for requiring this beatdown...it has yielded many a chuckle so far.

2nd

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:03 pm**

Blitzen wrote:
Plato wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: His dick tastes like shit?
It may taste like shit to you, but Doug seems to love it.
I Like It, I Love It
Tim (Doug) McGraw

Spent forty-eight dollars last night at the Angus Steer,
I spent my whole paycheck to fill Goober with beer.
He’s anatomically correct and shaped just like a pear,
The two of us ain’t played a straight hand all year.

I’m gonna get AIDS, if I don’t quit pickin’ this scab,
My long dead buddies say I shouldn’t fuck in a cab.

Chorus:
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it,
My rod’s so hard, I can’t rise above it.
Dont know what it is bout Mctuber’s soft lovin,
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.

My mama and daddy taught me heterosexuality,
But it didn’t get a rise from my 5” Mr Peeee.
I just never liked all that femininity

I got spinach on my dick and corn in my pee
While Goober’s on his stomach, drippin’ on the sheet
Nicest little ass I’d ever wanna see

Cuz I like it, I love it, I want some more of it,
My rod’s so hard, I can’t rise above it.
Dont know what it is bout Mctuber’s soft muffin,
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.

Rack the reindeer.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:44 pm**

YETI SAVE PLATO FOR DESSERT. PICK TEETH WITH RIB FROM DONDER.

YETI WAIT FOR RUDEOLPH. YETI STOMP RUDEOLPH ASS INTO MUDHOLE.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:06 pm**

YETI IS TOTAL SHITTY TROLL.

YETI NOT LEAST BIT FUNNY.

YETI MUST BELONG TO TERRY IN CRAPCHESTER.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:08 pm**

YETI THINK GOOBER IS BANGDEER BITCH.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:11 pm**

Last edited by Yeti Beast on Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:07 pm; edited 1 time in total

oh, deer...

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:41 pm**

Yeti Beast wrote:YETI THINK GOOBER IS BANGDEER BITCH.

GOOBER NOT CARE WHAT YETITARD THINKS. YETITARD SUCKS OUT LOUD. OTST.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:47 pm**

Goobs, don't run off the reindeer fodder. Shit trolls (run by shit posters) are the stuff that scream "Archive Me" to the reindeer.

It's one of the few things I like about this time of year.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:36 pm**

GOOBER IS YETI BITCH. YETI BUTT FUCK TUBER IN MOUTH. TUBER LIKE SHITTY YETI DICK.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:48 pm**

Get me some gunpowder.

I'll off this shit Bumble.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:54 pm**

Yeti Beast wrote:GOOBER IS YETI BITCH. YETI BUTT FUCK TUBER IN MOUTH. TUBER LIKE SHITTY YETI DICK.

In your dreams, hairball. The Yeti is a fairy tale. A very nice fit for you.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:03 pm**

Oh, my...

YETI is apparently a shared troll: Gunslinger & JTR

No one poster could suck like that

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:34 pm**

Pretty good thread until the audio.

Rip City

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:54 pm**

420 wrote:Can someone remind me why Dougless doesn't kill himself?

speak for your fucking self, pole smoker.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:14 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
420 wrote:Can someone remind me why Dougless doesn't kill himself?
speak for your fucking self, pole smoker.

Does your idiocy know no bounds S_M?

What was I thinking, the next cogent thought S_M has will be his first (and hopefully last).

Anyway … I shall leave a pile of droppings on your head in the shape of a dunce cap, wear it with pride as it will be the best gift you get this Christmas.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:39 am**

PSUFAN wrote:Doug...did anyone ever mention that you look a lot like Kevnic? The hoofprints are a dead giveaway.

Thanks for requiring this beatdown...it has yielded many a chuckle so far.

Thanks dude.

I'm kinda like Joe Pa, I don't know when to quit.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:08 am**

Doug near DC wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Doug...did anyone ever mention that you look a lot like Kevnic? The hoofprints are a dead giveaway.

Thanks for requiring this beatdown...it has yielded many a chuckle so far.
Thanks dude.

I'm kinda like Joe Pa, I don't know when to quit.

DOUG GOOD

REINQUEER BAD.

RRRRROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR1

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:20 am**

YETI RUN BANGQUEERS. PUSSIES RIPE FOR THE PICKEN'

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:04 am**

About time for Yeti Beast to get throat slashed, bled, and ready for bbq spit

big dinner for all carnivor.

fux pass: (oops word too big for OJ troll)

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:24 am**

You two spawn of Cain mental midgets can take your stupid contest to another thread and die there.

Rawr and all that jazz.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:27 am**

Blitzen wrote:You two spawn of Cain mental midgets can take your stupid contest to another thread and die there.

Rawr and all that jazz.

You like sniffing Rulolph's bunghole, don't you?

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:37 am**

Doug, just shut the fuck up.

Oh, and please tell your wife to put some fucking clothes on this time. My boss thought her asshole was the chimney entry.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:43 am**

Dasher wrote:Doug, just shut the fuck up.

Oh, and please tell your wife to put some fucking clothes on this time. My boss thought her asshole was the chimney entry.

My wife has no interest in nutless reindeers.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:50 am**

Doug near DC wrote: You like sniffing Rulolph's bunghole, don't you?

What the piss do you know about anything? When the reindeer are pulling the fat man's sled where am I in relation to Rudolph? Answer that in your own mind before you start flapping your swollen lips in my direction, you 4th tier moneran. If you can't decipher reindeer juxtaposition on your own, visit a kindergarten class. They'll be able to tell you where the deer line up and might let you glue some macaroni on brown construction paper. Later you can pick off the pasta and eat it.

Once you figure out how the deer are yoked riddle me this. If Doug near DC loses 1,000 brain cells every time a hoof hits him in the head, how long will it take for him to become a complete vegetable?

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:50 am**

We should stop telling him to go down the biggest hole he finds and have him focus on the brick and square. Also, if it smells like rotten fish, seek an alternate hole. Dougs wife must have loved the big guy hanging out in her canyon of loneliness.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:55 am**

Plato wrote:We should stop telling him to go down the biggest hole he finds and have him focus on the brick and square. Also, if it smells like rotten fish, seek an alternate hole. Dougs wife must have loved the big guy hanging out in her canyon of loneliness.

I suggested we throw a 2x4 across any hole before Santa started to descend but my idea was shot down in committee because in the case of Mrs. Near DC a typical 8 foot stud wouldn't have spanned the crevasse.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:36 am**

Comet wrote:In A.D. 2006

Deer were returning.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/raw_power/greenman.jpg[/img] wrote:What happen?

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/88BuckeyeGrad/8721cda8.jpg[/img] wrote:Somebody set up us the Christmas.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/RadioFan/kingcrimson.jpg[/img] wrote:We get hoofbeats.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/raw_power/greenman.jpg[/img] wrote:What !

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/RadioFan/kingcrimson.jpg[/img] wrote: Red nose turn on.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/raw_power/greenman.jpg[/img] wrote:It's You !!

[img]http://www.fototime.com/E612459A64F947C/standard.jpg[/img] wrote: How are you gentlemen !!

[img]http://www.fototime.com/A1B92D7958A944B/standard.jpg[/img] wrote:All your tards are belong to us.

[img]http://www.fototime.com/68D6F5C803D4DBA/standard.jpg[/img] wrote: You are on the way to the Archives.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/raw_power/greenman.jpg[/img] wrote:What you say !!

[img]http://toons.artie.com/christmas/arg-santa-claus-winks-url.gif[/img] wrote:You have no chance to survive check your list twice.

[img]http://www.fototime.com/BC93FFA33C52CE0/standard.jpg[/img] wrote:HA HA HA HA ....

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/raw_power/greenman.jpg[/img] wrote:Take off every 'kevnic' !!

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/raw_power/greenman.jpg[/img] wrote:You know what you doing.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/raw_power/greenman.jpg[/img] wrote:Trample 'luther'.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/raw_power/greenman.jpg[/img] wrote:For great justice

WORST FUCKING WASTE OF TIME SINCE CREATING THIS BOARD!!!

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:32 am**

BANGQUEERS BORING. YETI NOT HAPPY WITH FLEEBAG FAGGOTY SNIP. YETI BEAT PRANCING HOOFED MEATCICLES WITH 3 STICK YETI BBQ REMAINS.

RRRROOOOOAAAARRRR!

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:59 pm**

OK Yeti, my work in here is done. If you fire up and deer steaks on the grill tonight, I'm in.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:13 pm**

Doug near DC wrote:

OK Yeti, my work in here is done. If you fire up and deer steaks on the grill tonight, I'm in.

DOUG GOOD

YETI DUDE GOOD

BANGQUEERS DEAD

TASTEE

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:41 pm**

I'm kinda like Joe Pa, I don't know when to quit.

You can bet than when he does quit, he'll stay quit...and NASCAR entries are wholly unlikely.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:43 pm**

Doug near DC wrote:My wife has no interest in nutless reindeers.

Not doughy enough for her?

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:17 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:You can bet than when he does quit, he'll stay quit...and NASCAR entries are wholly unlikely.

Maybe if the Skins weren't dry-fucked by a meddling, shit-for-brains owner, Gibbs would be winning Super Bowls the way his drivers win Neckcar Championships. Or... maybe his coaching ideas are outdated as The Hogs and The Smurfs.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:23 pm**

Everyone in America knew what Gibbs was returning to. Fans like Doug and Zy imagined that he'd succeed nonetheless...foolishness, I say.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:28 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Everyone in America knew what Gibbs was returning to. Fans like Doug and Zy imagined that he'd succeed nonetheless...foolishness, I say.

You shouldn't post stuff like that when I'm cleaning my deer rifle.

Gibbs has been quoted in the last two weeks locally that he is stayin until this thing is fixed.

I hope his contract goes thru 2010.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:39 pm**

So...don't you tend to doubt his judgment a little bit? Wouldn't it suck to work for a guy whose meddling basically causes your coaching to founder?

You shouldn't post stuff like that when I'm cleaning my deer rifle.

No deer trolling from me, upperdecker. Go fish the poopy doll out of your beer.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:40 pm**

Doug near DC wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Everyone in America knew what Gibbs was returning to. Fans like Doug and Zy imagined that he'd succeed nonetheless...foolishness, I say.
You shouldn't post stuff like that when I'm cleaning my deer rifle.

Keep cleaning that rifle Doug and a Darwin Award is likely to come your way (posthumously of course).

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