T1B

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:11 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:You're an idiot.

Was THAT part really needed?

Water is wet too.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:12 pm**

Tom In VA wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
You're suggesting he suck off Flipper?
You got a problem with that ? What are you a speciesist ?

Not at all. Just didn't realize this was a sushi bar.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:14 pm**

jtr wrote:thats funny ive stalked the more attractive women when they've been drinking

ftfy

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:14 pm**

jtr wrote:thats funny ive found the more attractive women when they've been drinking

Sadly for you, they'll never drink enough.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:23 pm**

Ted Kennedy couldn't handle the amounts of booze necessary to drink Jess pretty!

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:33 pm**

SaladTosser wrote: I realized that 1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer a day was too much

Too much for Jess? Sure.

Too much for Anatomically Punked? Obviously.

Too much for one lunch break? Probably.

But for MEN like you, me, and bbqjones, it's about right...and it's about our rights...as men...to be the biggest drunks we can be, and then score cheap floozies for meaningless drunk sex.

Now be a MAN, dammit, and get back in the bar and fight the good fight!

We're all counting on you.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:41 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:Now, Dins...some of us live in regions where we can actually go outdoors without a slicker and galoshes.

By "some of us," you mean people who don't live on or near the Gulf Coast, right? Where Louisiana, the rainiest state in the country is? Those places where it rains more than twice as much as where I do?

You mean people away from that region, right?

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:43 pm**

l to r: SaladTosser, Dinsdale

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:49 pm**

Good job EmoMonster. Take two 5's from petty cash and hit the showers.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:53 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Now, Dins...some of us live in regions where we can actually go outdoors without a slicker and galoshes.

By "some of us," you mean people who don't live on or near the Gulf Coast, right? Where Louisiana, the rainiest state in the country is? Those places where it rains more than twice as much as where I do?

You mean people away from that region, right?
I'm not allowed to utilize the stereotypical image of Oregon in order to make a point about ST's drinking/liver recovery?

Damn.

Don't argue with him about weather Sam, he spent 12 years as a meterologist after looping for the Dali Lama. I mean Dins not only knows the weather, he IS the weather .....

Those places where it rains more than twice as much as where I do?

Dins is a 21st century intellectual Achilles. (His heel is sitcoms, go for that).

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:55 pm**

JCT wrote:Good job EmoMonster. Take two 5's from petty cash and hit the showers.

Are you guys exchanging PMs?

- Mgo

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:04 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote: I'm not allowed to utilize the stereotypical image of Oregon in order to make a point about ST's drinking/liver recovery?

If it keeps any more people from moving here, then by all means. Goodness knows, we've tried this weather-based startegy for years, which worked pretty well until about 20 years ago. Nevermind that of the 50 largest American cities, Portland ranks somewhere around 36th in rainfall....sorry, Homies...I guess I wasn't supposed to bring that up...or the fact over 2/3rds of the state is desert with arid/semiarid climate, which usually sports about the same annual precipitation as Phoenix.

Tom In VA wrote:Don't argue with him about weather Sam, he spent 12 years as a meterologist after looping for the Dali Lama. I mean Dins not only knows the weather, he IS the weather .....

Aaaaaaactually...when I was a youngster, I wanted to be a meterologist when I grew up, and studied the subject at leangth :redfacedsmiley:.

Jsc810 wrote: Learn something new every day, thanks Dins.

Stick with me, and you'll learn all kinds of stuff. Actually, I just heard that tidbit the other day, for myself. I would have guessed Hawaii, if put to the test.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:08 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Nevermind that of the 50 largest American cities, Portland ranks somewhere around 36th in rainfall

Niiiiice. Right about the time that post hit my monitor, the skies, which had been dry through the day, just opened up with "can't see your hand in front of your face" rain.

Niiiiiice.

Edit: Excuse me -- it was hail.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:29 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
SaladTosser wrote: I realized that 1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer a day was too much
Too much for Jess? Sure.

Too much for Anatomically Punked? Obviously.

Too much for one lunch break? Probably.

But for MEN like you, me, and bbqjones, it's about right...and it's about our rights...as men...to be the biggest drunks we can be, and then score cheap floozies for meaningless drunk sex.

Now be a MAN, dammit, and get back in the bar and fight the good fight!

We're all counting on you.

Dinsdale, Real Man of Genius!

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:43 pm**

jtr wrote:Dinsdale, Real Man of Genius!

Oh, the irony, Jess.

Seriously, don't let the free-flowing smack/funnay generated in the last week or so think you're somehow enabled. You're not. Though, you are making progress. In the days of yore, you might have chimed in with something like ...

jtr wrote:AP, real men of genius

Or

jtr wrote:Wow, this thread is great

Keep on keepin on, grasshopper. And hey, remember, Vonage is your friend ... i.e. you could run some smack with that shit ... i.e. ...

Sissy: "Hey Jess, you suck."

Jess: "Oh yeah? You must've been hearing things through another wireless company. Vonage don't play that shit, homey."

'sayin.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:45 pm**

Wow RF

If you're not gonna use it, give it to Dins, I think he'd like to get laid tonight and it might be kind of tough with you down there.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:01 pm**

Wonderbar!!

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:10 pm**

Hey, I'm here to help.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:06 am**

Having SaladTosser posting here is great. The board is better for it.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:37 am**

Dinsdale wrote:
SaladTosser wrote: I realized that 1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer a day was too much
Too much for Jess? Sure.

Too much for Anatomically Punked? Obviously.

Too much for one lunch break? Probably.

But for MEN like you, me, and bbqjones, it's about right...and it's about our rights...as men...to be the biggest drunks we can be, and then score cheap floozies for meaningless drunk sex.

Now be a MAN, dammit, and get back in the bar and fight the good fight!

We're all counting on you.

rack every word oif those posts. except , goddamn, i too am going to follow the st train and go into sobriety in a couple weeks. whether its volunteeery or invoulunteeery, i expect someone to knock on the door & 10 thirty in the morning on janurarey two or one. i really really like drinking beer. and im goinga to miss her. but if im going to get more pussy and blowjobs and work related thingers because im almost sober, then hell, ill pick up a tennis racket and ast play fingerbang with a bunch of alchoholic junctions. im so far gone, but im worth saving. and thats what is a tried to tell the wife last night when asi ti got the boy to sleep early so she could give me a handjobal and i ended up sleeping bymyself with her pillows soiled. i cant wait until the day i can think clearly and ai all i have to worry about ti sis is the box scores in the paper. rack st and rack all of the dindalholics on the isa board.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:19 am**

SaladTosser wrote:since I've been back this week;

The Reindeer Trolls never get old
Luther is still boring
Dins is still disliked by most, yet is still $
Bace is still lies, and is probably my favorite overall poster here
AP is a complete moron (MA told me so)
Elvis Monster is sorely missed
IB is just flat-out annoying and unreadable
The political threads still put me to sleep
Mo doesn't post enough
Jack is easily the worst thread-starter here
JTR is still JTR
PrimeX makes me laugh every 4 out of 5 posts
Patsy has breasts
bbq still likes to drink, and should post more when not passed out
Biggie - where's Biggie?
M2 still ads comedic relief and excellent smack fodder
mvscal is still nails with his takes and quick whit

If I left you off the list, either; A. I plain forgot, or B. You are just another insignificant face in the crowd (not that there's not a place here for people like you). If you are not sure, go with B. RACK the Trolls. I've enjoyed reading this joint this week.

Aren't you the guy that cummed on a Dickie Thong pog and took a picture and posted it?

This board is fucking brilliant!

I would say someone like you critiqueing is a new low for this place, but your initial post of your jizz on a piece of hardened cardboard took it a looooooooong time ago.

This place is pathetic.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:30 am**

My Religion thread gets trot'd. My suck cock thread is still on page 2. You now have a thread 5 pages deep from a guy who posted his jizz to you all.

I dont work for this shit, you provide it.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:31 am**

I've been reading this thread for a half-hour. While I was also watching Rachel Ray's cooking show she said, "Now we need to get our salad tossed." What timing.

I laughed anyway...

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:52 am**

Atomic Punk wrote:I've been reading this thread for a half-hour. While I was also watching Rachel Ray's cooking show she said, "Now we need to get our salad tossed." What timing.

I laughed anyway...

Rachel Ray makes me moist.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:14 am**

This place sucks horse cocks

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:37 am**

RACK THIS TAKE

All you guys PM each other?

Fuckin' weirdos.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:51 am**

BSmack wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
BSmack wrote:Holy shit Luther. You just dropped the Atomic Knee Drop, the Camel Clutch and an Inverted Suplex Slam all at once. Somebody hit the mat 3 times.
Is that like the hood clutch??
Something like that.

Hey Bsmack you seen this

ladder tag team match injury, 18 stiches needed, 4 inside, 14 outside, dude needs plastic surgery and 2 months off it's what happens when you take a ladder to the face straight on without blocking.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:01 pm**

so what's your point jess? dude's get fukked up like in real sports, ergo, it is a real sport?

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:56 pm**

smackaholic wrote:so what's your point jess? dude's get fukked up like in real sports, ergo, it is a real sport?

I didn't say that, the ladder to the face was planned the other guy remembered to block it. I was just showing a brutal scene to bsmack, someone who respects the wrestling biz.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:15 pm**

Jess, why don't you go into wrestling biz? Jess, our own Nacho Libre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj9tHXDvbDU

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:46 pm**

Geeze, who'd a thunk being smashed in the noggin with a ladder, trashcan lid, or folding chair could hurt a person?

T1B

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