Pick my girlfriend's Christmas present this year

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:11 pm

JCT wrote:Gold hoops?

LOVE THEM!!!

- swoonX

That!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:15 pm

PSUFAN wrote:posting seems crazy
tards pop up
each and every day
I saw another one
just the other day,
a special new tard

I laughed.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:27 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: This works well for you, though?::

OCmike wrote:SELECT ALL FROM "Pick my girlfriend's present this year" WHERE Poster LIKE "Ucant%" AND (Humerous Post = TRUE OR Fresh Smack = TRUE OR Remotely Clever = True)

You didn't know? Access has a humor filter that allows queries to run as long as they're funny. That said, you can only imagine how many syntax errors were highlighted when your lazy slop was kicked back.

I see a lot of multitier application debugging in your future.

I see nothing but more yawn-inducing claims of scoreboard and overuse of the word "tard" in yours. But it's not like that's ever stopped your endless need for the last word.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:40 pm

GoToRecord

OCmike wrote:

SetValue = 0
Set Warnings = Tard
MsgBox = Bawahahahahaha
Echo!
ApplyFilter = Ignore Tard In Future
Close

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:46 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Code: Select all
IF rstOCMike.BOF = rstOCMike.EOF THEN
           thisPost.Punt(cnstTardRefs)
END IF

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:48 pm

Viper,

Print out this entire thread and give it to your “missus”. She’ll be ever so grateful that she’s not dating either the emu fucker or ucunt the bitterman.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:53 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

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private void VariantPost(object sender, System.EventArgs e)
{
  try
  {
    throw new InvalidOperationException("You both suck.");
  }
  catch (System.Exception ex)
  {
    DisplayError(ex);
  }
}

These might be funny at .NET.

LMAO, get it ... .NET

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:55 pm

I didn't read this entire thread but upon skimming BSmack and Mikey got it right. (Which is shocking.)

A necklace and/or a cashmere scarf.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:58 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Code: Select all
IF rstOCMike.BOF = rstOCMike.EOF THEN
           thisPost.Punt(cnstTardRefs)
END IF

RACK!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:00 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Viper,

Print out this entire thread and give it to your “missus”. She’ll be ever so grateful that she’s not dating either the emu fucker or ucunt the bitterman.

I've lived a good life, have a good wife and family. I work hard and am well-respected in the community. But you fuck one emu...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:16 pm

Tom In VA wrote:These might be funny at .NET.

LMAO, get it ... .NET

I'm sure they'd appreciate your use of smilies and other useless bullshit. You'd fit in very well over there.

Goodbye. I hope.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:18 pm

I just want to congratulate you guys on a GREAT thread hijacking!

Carry on.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:19 pm

trev wrote:I didn't read this entire thread but upon skimming BSmack and Mikey got it right. (Which is shocking.)

A necklace and/or a cashmere scarf.

Scarf?

Trev I think you need lessons in how to make a woman happy.

Scarves are OK, but if you really want to make in impression you need to be a little more extravagant. At least a sweater, or maybe a cashmere turtleneck AND a pullover in a complementary color. A V-neck or maybe something with a half zipper.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:22 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:These might be funny at .NET.

LMAO, get it ... .NET
I'm sure they'd appreciate your use of smilies and other useless bullshit. You'd fit in very well over there.

Goodbye. I hope.

You're absolutely right. Next time I post I'll make sure to ask myself "Will this offend ucantdoitdoggiestyle2 ?".

How inconsiderate of me, smilies, just who the fuck did I think was.

Goodbye ? Too hard to say, I might miss your zenith, only posting for a month or so and you're just hitting your stride ... no ...

Instead I'll leave you with song ('Tis the season)

"Faring thee well now.
Let your life proceed by its own design.
Nothing to tell now.
Let the words be yours, I'm done with mine"

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:25 pm

Tom In VA wrote:These might be funny at .NET.

LMAO, get it ... .NET

This thread is screaming for a Weird Al reset.

[video width=400 height=300]http://www.youtube.com/v/nEi0eQB-NtY[/video]

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:51 pm

Mikey wrote:Trev I think you need lessons in how to make a woman happy.

I doubt she can keep a man happy either. Isn't she thrice divorced or something?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:56 pm

Mikey wrote:
trev wrote:I didn't read this entire thread but upon skimming BSmack and Mikey got it right. (Which is shocking.)

A necklace and/or a cashmere scarf.
Scarf?

Trev I think you need lessons in how to make a woman happy.

Scarves are OK, but if you really want to make in impression you need to be a little more extravagant. At least a sweater, or maybe a cashmere turtleneck AND a pullover in a complementary color. A V-neck or maybe something with a half zipper.

Now isn't this a picture. She's saying she'll blow a guy for a cashmere scarf and you're trying to RAISE the bid?

Fuck you Grinch.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:59 pm

Rack BSmack.

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Merry Christmas.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:05 pm

Give her leather goods: A boot in the ass and a belt in the mouth.

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(My annual Christmas joke.)

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:06 pm

BSmack wrote:
Mikey wrote:
trev wrote:I didn't read this entire thread but upon skimming BSmack and Mikey got it right. (Which is shocking.)

A necklace and/or a cashmere scarf.
Scarf?

Trev I think you need lessons in how to make a woman happy.

Scarves are OK, but if you really want to make in impression you need to be a little more extravagant. At least a sweater, or maybe a cashmere turtleneck AND a pullover in a complementary color. A V-neck or maybe something with a half zipper.
Now isn't this a picture. She's saying she'll blow a guy for a cashmere scarf and you're trying to RAISE the bid?

Fuck you Grinch.

Bwah.

So, what did you get the Mrs.?

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:07 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Mikey wrote:Trev I think you need lessons in how to make a woman happy.

I doubt she can keep a man happy either. Isn't she thrice divorced or something?

Are you asking a question or making a statement?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:14 pm

trev wrote:Are you asking a question or making a statement?

Two sentences. One period. One question mark. You figure it out.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:19 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
trev wrote:Are you asking a question or making a statement?

Two sentences. One period. One question mark. You figure it out.

Well, I won't bother with it, since you weren't asking me.

Is it wrong to be divorced, Ucant?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:29 pm

trev wrote:Is it wrong to be divorced, Ucant?

Who cares? This is about your inability to keep your man happy.

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The next post of yours I read had better be about you rattling some pots and pans together. Chop, chop...

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:33 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
trev wrote:Is it wrong to be divorced, Ucant?

Who cares? This is about your inability to keep your man happy.

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The next post of yours I read had better be about you rattling some pots and pans together. Chop, chop...

That's what I thought. Nothing wrong with divorce or break ups. I'm sure you've had some. Although I'm sure your woman was always completely satisfied with you and vice versa.

Morrissey · Post by **Morrissey** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:36 pm

trev wrote:Is it wrong to be divorced, Ucant?

No its not wrong but I must know.

How can someone so frumpy still be so self-assured?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:39 pm

trev wrote:Nothing wrong with divorce or break ups.

I hope you're not equating the two.

There's a slight difference between Suzy and Johnny dating for two weeks in the 7th grade before falling "madly in love with each other", and then breaking up a few days later because he forget to text her after geometry class ended... and DIVORCE.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:46 pm

trev wrote:That's what I thought. Nothing wrong with divorce or break ups.

There's plenty wrong with divorce. Ask your kids.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:50 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
trev wrote:Nothing wrong with divorce or break ups.

I hope you're not equating the two.

There's a slight difference between Suzy and Johnny dating for two weeks in the 7th grade before falling "madly in love with each other", and then breaking up a few days later because he forget to text her after geometry class ended... and DIVORCE.

No, I wasn't talking about children and their first relationships, I was talking about adults. Kids don't get married and divorced, ucant. Did you and your bride save yourselves for each other? Is this both of your first marriages? Any kids?

Ucan't with a "Who care's...Blah, blah, blah..." in .....1, 2, 3.......

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:56 pm

People who took traditonal vows and then got divorced are known liars.

Period. End of story.

Fine lesson to teach children.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:59 pm

mvscal wrote:
trev wrote:Nothing wrong with divorce or break ups.
Right, millions of fucked up kids can't be wrong.

Just bake cookies and shut your fucking hole.

Millions of kids are fucked up because of divorce?

Actually you might be right. Show me some proof that divorce fucked
up millions of kids.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:04 am

trev wrote: Show me some proof that divorce fucked
up millions of kids.

http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8 ... ime%20rate

Does 1,120,000 hits on a search page work for you, or is that not enough to convince you that you fucked up?

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:27 am

You're awfully judgemental for someone who's deposited his sperm in God only knows how many bar skanks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:29 am

Nope, not "judgemental" at -- merely stating facts.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:41 am

Dinsdale wrote:Nope, not "judgemental" at -- merely stating facts.

Do you have any kids?

I can't wait to talk more to Ucant about this.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:43 am

trev wrote:
Do you have any kids?

Did you think this retarded attempt at diversion would in any way deflect your failure of your children?

How is my family situation in any way relavent to your failure and the lies you told?

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:00 am

Give her this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:03 am

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:57 am

88 wrote:I wonder how many seconds it takes for the average consumer to pry apart the legs of the Ann Coulter doll to see if there is any delineation between her cunt and the cunt she is?

Rack.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
trev wrote:
Do you have any kids?

Did you think this retarded attempt at diversion would in any way deflect your failure of your children?

How is my family situation in any way relavent to your failure and the lies you told?

Ha!
You are a gullible fuck. Because HeCant said I was divorced "thrice" I am? I've never been divorced. Now that you've claimed nearly every child of divorce will turn out bad, go fuck yourself.