Time for some happy news!

[Raydah James]

You're Gay. Cry "Uncle" to me.

That post was the biggest fucking dive i've seen anyone take since the Twin Tower jumpers of 9/11.


You get your well fucked anal cavity fisted sideways by me and that is your comeback? Its fucking obvious your Katrina Clown Car filled with gameless anklers accidentally broke down in the middle of the keystroke tomahawks I've been laying down in this thread. They, like you, brought absolutely nothing but a puckered pinkknot and begged me to gape it while sliding backwards.


Mission accomplished, Twats.

the truth is that I DO post, albeit quite sparingly

Keep it that way. You're a shit poster who's only positive attribute is building up frequent flier miles courtesy of my fucking steel toe'd boots.

[Tom In VA]

That post was the biggest fucking dive i've seen anyone take since the Twin Tower jumpers of 9/11.

I guess the time limit has lapsed. I saw the beginning of some "Sarah Silverman Show" after South Park and it showed her looking at her alarm clock and it read ... 9:11, and she had this look of faux horror on her face.

I do think she's cute though.



Back to your regularly scheduled smack chat program .....

[Hobbes]

raider james inspired me to post this recent pic of me and my boys. we call ourselves the Str8Ballers. this picture was taken on clubitup.com where we got our picture taken just chillin out our club where i can get in with my fake id. it was dope. we're all pretty rocked up in this pic. fuck man, we got so much tail that night. it's way too easy to spit game on bitches when you look like straight ice pimps like me and my boys.

if any of you fat fucks ever approached my crew we'd fuck you up without hesitation.

How do we get into this "club?"

Sin,

[Invictus]

You're Gay.

You get your well fucked anal cavity fisted sideways by me and that is your comeback? Its fucking obvious your Katrina Clown Car filled with gameless anklers accidentally broke down in the middle of the keystroke tomahawks I've been laying down in this thread. They, like you, brought absolutely nothing but a puckered pinkknot and begged me to gape it while sliding backwards.

Mission accomplished, Twats.

Wow, I stand corrected.

All this talk of you fisting me sideways and gaping assholes sliding backwards doesn't make me think you are any less gay, it makes me think that is even moreso the case. Yes, yes, it's only homosmack but why do I get the impression that your graphic descriptions are not only smack but a blueprint for how you live your (alternative) life?

And, never think that I need anyone on here to help me or prop me up in a battle. You, on the other hand, need validation from the queer loving beards/housewifes who post on weight loss boards not to mention the many, many, many men you sent your picture to to show them, well, I don't know exactly WHY you sent them the photos really. (that bullshit about you giving them motivation to work out is pretty flimsy) I'm not sure if they did either when they saw the pictures.

Can you tell me WHY you need the adulation and adoration from a group of anonymous men? That shit puzzles me to this day.

[Bizzarofelice]

Yeah, 6'3" 238 pounds with 6.5% bodyfat is no big deal.

RACK YOU!!!

Sincerely,
17 year olds


Everyone else has moved on. Guess lifting weights is all you've ever been good at. That and flexing when some has a camera.

Act your age, tool.

[patsy stone]

How do we get into this "club?"

Sin,

I think they gotta buy 8 tickets to the Gun Show.

P.S. - Congrats Miss Jo! Your fiancé is cute!

[d-townmike]

Congrats, missjo, welcome to the club