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BSmack wrote: Maybe you're too dimwitted to see that that is exactly what I did do?

Oh, really?
On Page 1, BSmack wrote: Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?
Dinsdale wrote: In the area that I live, most restaurants have these people called "waiters and waitresses," and what they do is...



Neverfuckingmind.
What BSmacked never wrote:Oh, I see what you guys are saying.
What BTard actually wrote:My point being that when OJ rolls in with a party of 12 people, there's a fairly good chance that the cook will not know exactly what OJ ordered. He'll just know that he's cooking a mess of stuff for OJ's party.


Yeah, that's kind of like "Oh, I see what you're saying," only different.

But of course, Tard Twin #1 rectified his mistake when he wrote:No shit, so when they are carrying the food, in full view of other patrons or staff, they would just hack one off?

Yeah, that is very similar to "I see what you're saying," it's just that everyone who read it has an inability to understand what he wrote.
mvscal, in a futile attempt to edify the Clueless Dipshit, wrote: They have these places where food is prepared. They're called kit...

Neverfuckingmind.

You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.

At this point, the "Oh, I see what you're saying" is inevitable, right?


Well, maybe not...

A Christian standing on the arena floor at the Colosseum, in his victory statement to the approaching lion, wrote:Since when have I ever given a shit about how many of you tards I'm fucking with at once?

Of course, if the English-speaking readers of this board weren't cursed with an inability to understand what they read, they'd see that this obviously meant "Oh, I see what you're saying."

To the now-pouncing lions, BSmack wrote:Dude, you jumped on what you perceived to be a misstatement of mine.

Extraordinarily similar to "Oh, I get what you're saying."

In his statement acknowledging victory over the lions which are currently tearing him limb-for-limb, BSmack wrote:To paraphrase Jeff Gordon, "if you're booing, I must be doing something right."


Of course, with everyone not named BSmack's inability to understand what they read, one might have misconstrued this to mean something other than "Oh, I get what you guys are saying," rather than claiming BODE from the bottom of the pile.
Seeing the error of his ways, but trying to salvage dignity he never had in the first place, BSmack wrote: Yea, I probably should have said "How does the cook know "FOR SURE" what OJ ordered?"

And if it weren't for other people's inability to understand what they read, this clearly meant "Oh, I see now how waiter/cook communications work. I see what you guys are saying."



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My scroll wheel says to go fuck yourself Dins.
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And what pile-on would be complete without a "You smacked me, I have BODE" cherry-on-top, or some variant of the "LA-LA-LA-LA, my hands are over my ears, and I'm not listening, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA"?


This thread truly reads like a "How To Be A Board Bitch For Dummies" handbook...outstanding. Tard Twin #1 is really running the full gamut of bitch moves.
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Dinsdale wrote:And what pile-on would be complete without a "You smacked me, I have BODE" cherry-on-top, or some variant of the "LA-LA-LA-LA, my hands are over my ears, and I'm not listening, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA"? This thread truly reads like a "How To Be A Board Bitch For Dummies" handbook...outstanding. Tard Twin #1 is really running the full gamut of bitch moves.
Oh, I'll listen (that is READ) what you have to say. But spare me the blow by blow, quoting out of context, 200 lines long post. I'm simply not going to bother with it. I'm not here to data mine, I'm just here to trade barbs with you.
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BSmack wrote:I'm just here to trade barbs with you.

I'm OK with that.


You can start any time.
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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:I'm just here to trade barbs with you.
I'm OK with that.

You can start any time.
I see you've chosen the ever popular "I am rubber, you are glue" tact.

I'm sure it's a hit with all the 30 something hotties at "Champions Tour" events.
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BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:And what pile-on would be complete without a "You smacked me, I have BODE" cherry-on-top, or some variant of the "LA-LA-LA-LA, my hands are over my ears, and I'm not listening, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA"? This thread truly reads like a "How To Be A Board Bitch For Dummies" handbook...outstanding. Tard Twin #1 is really running the full gamut of bitch moves.
Oh, I'll listen (that is READ) what you have to say. But spare me the blow by blow, quoting out of context, 200 lines long post. I'm simply not going to bother with it.
Of course not. It would have been much too painful. You got your ass handed to you. Out of context my ass.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Of course not. It would have been much too painful. You got your ass handed to you. Out of context my ass.
Meanwhile, Goober has elected to play the Ankle Biter. How appropriate for someone who last "handed someone their ass" while doing reacharounds at a fat farm.
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Of course not. It would have been much too painful. You got your ass handed to you. Out of context my ass.
Meanwhile, Goober has elected to play the Ankle Biter. How appropriate for someone who last "handed someone their ass" while doing reacharounds at a fat farm.
Ankle-biter! That’s the one you still hadn’t pulled out of the Tard Handbook.

Kind of ironic, you referencing someone else being at a fat farm.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Ankle-biter! That’s the one you still hadn’t pulled out of the Tard Handbook.

Kind of ironic, you referencing someone else being at a fat farm.
Ah! Going back to the IKYABWAI?

See how easy this is?
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Ankle-biter! That’s the one you still hadn’t pulled out of the Tard Handbook.

Kind of ironic, you referencing someone else being at a fat farm.
Ah! Going back to the IKYABWAI?

See how easy this is?
Except for one minor detail. I’m not fat. Never have been.

You, on the other hand, went across country some years back to hook up with the Arizona clones. Who promptly labeled you the “FLF”. Fat Little Fuck.

That’s I Know You Are, And I’m Glad I’m Not smack.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Except for one minor detail. I’m not fat. Never have been.
And we know this how?
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BSmack wrote: I see you've chosen the ever popular "I am rubber, you are glue" tact.

RACK!

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After playing the "IKYABWAI" card, Tard Twin #1 then decides it's time to start slinging "you said 'I'm rubber, you're glue' " card on someone else...fucking priceless.


But could he merely be content with that? Not a fucking chance. He then has the unmitigated gall to call someone an "ankle-biter" for agreeing with what every single person in the thread not named BSmack has pointed out -- that BSmack is a fucking idiot.


At this point, any reasonable observer of the carnage might ask themself, "man, what could this dolt possibly do to make himself look like an even bigger clown? It's not possible, is it?"

But if any observer asked themself that, they've grossly underestimated a Board Bitch in its natural habitat(the bottom of the pile) --
BSmack wrote:non sequitur
Shortly after that, BSmack wrote:non sequitur
[quote="Then, after chiding others for "non sequiturs," BSmack"]Or will Dinsdale have to certify the quality of my deck screws?[/quote]
BSmack wrote:non sequitur
BSmack, not content with being just your everyday, run-of-the-mill tard, wrote:I'm sure it's a hit with all the 30 something hotties at "Champions Tour" events.


I would say this turn of events was "ponderous," but considering we're now led to believe that BeenSmackedByGod is a "fat little fuck," I guess seeing the brutality that the cyberworld has dealt him pales in comparison to the horror he sees in the mirror every morning.
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Except for one minor detail. I’m not fat. Never have been.
And we know this how?
Because I just told you so. You'll have to take my word for it.

See, I could call you ugly, and I’d just be guessing. I might be right, I might be wrong. Fat little fucks aren’t generally the best-looking group of people around, but who knows. Or cares.

You calling me fat is just guessing. And guessing wrong.

On the other hand, I can call you fat, because it was confirmed by multiple third parties.

I can call you stupid, because you’ve repeatedly offered proof of that fact.

You see how this works?
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Dinsdale wrote:I would say this turn of events was "ponderous," but considering we're now led to believe that BeenSmackedByGod is a "fat little fuck," I guess seeing the brutality that the cyberworld has dealt him pales in comparison to the horror he sees in the mirror every morning.
What I see every morning is a hottie who is a full 10 years younger than I kissing me goodbye as I wake up for work. I may not be Brad Pitt, but I've got GAME.
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Goober McTuber wrote: You see how this works?

It has something to do with waitstaff talking to cooks, right?
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Goober McTuber wrote:You calling me fat is just guessing. And guessing wrong.
I never said you were fat. I said you were in the habit of giving reacharounds at fat farms.

You were the one who looked down at your toes, saw nothing but gut, and assumed the worst.

Obviously you're ashamed of this.
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BSmack wrote:I've got GAME.

No, you don't.

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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:I've got GAME.

No, you don't.

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Says the 40 year old with the failing liver who can't find a decent woman.
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You calling me fat is just guessing. And guessing wrong.
I never said you were fat.
BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Except for one minor detail. I’m not fat. Never have been.
And we know this how?
No, that’s right. You were suggesting that I was skinny.

Yeah, fat little fucks always pull the really hot chicks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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[quote="After chiding others for "non sequiturs," BSmack"]Says the 40 year old with the failing liver who can't find a decent woman.[/quote]


My liver function is just fine. Thanks for the concern.

You got the age wrong.

And while the term "decent woman" is obviously subjective, I do my damage. Matter of fact, since you've now taken some very weird interest in my lustful persuits, did I mention that last weekend, I found not one, but two bisexual women, who succumbed to my carnal desires as a cohesive unit?


Taking that into account, sorry if I can't get too worked up about the incoherent fanatsies some fat little fuck harbors about what I might do with my genitalia.
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Goober McTuber wrote:No, that’s right. You were suggesting that I was skinny.
Hey, you were the one who brought your weight into this, not me. Funny how you spend all this time denying that you're fat and not one moment denying that you suck fat dude cock.

:lol: :lol:
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RACK the Troll.
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I found not one, but two bisexual women, who succumbed to my carnal desires as a cohesive unit
Tell me, how did you know that you desired them?

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PSUFAN wrote:
I found not one, but two bisexual women, who succumbed to my carnal desires as a cohesive unit
Tell me, how did you know that you desired them?

--DoneBeenSmacked
Tell me how you fuck with other peoples profiles?
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PSUFAN wrote:Tell me, how did you know that you desired them?

--DoneBeenSmacked

And how did they know that the blowjob was being delivered to ME?
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Dinsdale wrote:And how did they know that the blowjob was being delivered to ME?
Because the guy whose cock you were sucking said so.
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:No, that’s right. You were suggesting that I was skinny.
Hey, you were the one who brought your weight into this, not me.

No, I brought your weight into it. We haven't even got to the Cheetos incident yet.


Another RACK for MFG.
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BSmack wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
I found not one, but two bisexual women, who succumbed to my carnal desires as a cohesive unit
Tell me, how did you know that you desired them?

--DoneBeenSmacked
Tell me how you fuck with other peoples profiles?
Look, man. I didn't change your title.

Hey, this is getting ugly. I think you need a lifeline. What do you want your title to be?

Although...you're doing a damn fine job of deserving your current one...
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PSUFAN wrote: Although...you're doing a damn fine job of deserving your current one...

I'm a couple thousand miles away, and I can still hear the raucous applause coming from the Greater Kansas City Area.
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PSUFAN wrote:Look, man. I didn't change your title.

Hey, this is getting ugly. I think you need a lifeline. What do you want your title to be?

Although...you're doing a damn fine job of deserving your current one...
Just the old one is fine. If you say you didn't do it, then fine. I just wish the punkass who did would step forward.
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I have no idea what your old one was. Was it...memorable?
Just the old one is fine.
"Just the old one"? Sure about that?
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Man, BSmack and Dinsdale in a "see who can get the last post" battle. I'll need a KCF Paul x 3.0 sized bucket of popcorn for this one.
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IndyFrisco wrote:Man, BSmack and Dinsdale in a "see who can get the last post" battle. I'll need a KCF Paul x 3.0 sized bucket of popcorn for this one.
I'd get a 64 oz Diet Soda and a catheter. This may take some time.
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Wow.

So this pile on started because bsmack doesnt know how a kitchen works or just plain communication for that matter?


Waitress rings in order and goes back to the kitchen to get drinks or rolls or whatever the fuck
Waitress: Hey guys you know how OJ is here tonight well I just rung in his party's order. He is having the fried chicken with a side of watermelon. I already spit in his kool-aid. Would yall mind wiping your ass with the watermelon and maybe pissing on the chicken before breaded and fried.
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Pretty reasonable summary, Mr T, although it could have used considerably more cowbell.
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Mr T wrote:Wow.

So this pile on started because bsmack doesnt know how a kitchen works or just plain communication for that matter?

Waitress rings in order and goes back to the kitchen to get drinks or rolls or whatever the fuck
Waitress: Hey guys you know how OJ is here tonight well I just rung in his party's order. He is having the fried chicken with a side of watermelon. I already spit in his kool-aid. Would yall mind wiping your ass with the watermelon and maybe pissing on the chicken before breaded and fried.
Kitchen: Si, right away
I agree about that.

But what happens if the waitress forgets that F. Lee Baily ordered the fried chicken and Orenthal got the collard greens?

Or whatever the hell those double murderers eat.

What then? Now Bailey is drinking some illegal alien's urine and chewing on his ass peanuts.

That thought was the genesis of this whole debate.
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Dinsdale wrote:Pretty reasonable summary, Mr T, although it could have used considerably more cowbell.
Yeah been a long day.

Do a FTFY and spice it up how you see fit.
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