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Man with two penises loses wife


A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body. The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

question please...........

"Are you drinking any water with your pills?

Fat Bones wrote:Man with two penises loses wife


A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body. The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

Could be the funniest shit evar on this board....

Wow. So the dude could IRIE himself.

Mace wrote:Let me see if I can briefly summarize what I've been reading so far......

Mike was skull fuckin' his sister on a motorcycle. He Crashed. They rushed him to the hospital where he seems to be recovering.

Huh?

Mace wrote:See the difference?

Not if this is a smack board I don't, but hey if you want to give Mike a pass there isn't much I can do about it.

It's too late for that.

Mace wrote:

Queerland wrote:I know that I was born a stupid fucking moron and it's too late to do anything about that.

I agree, it's far too late.


Mace

No shit huh? Fucking tards

did not see this thread till now after being away for 2 weeks--
SW FL T's and P's to CM !!
to Kristina--- do not take your Dad to Applebee's !
BTW-- I recall him talking to you on his cell phone when we
were pounding down a few cold ones in North Ft. Myers a while back.
get well man and STAY OFF BIKES !!!!!!!!

Mace wrote:...just don't put my name in a phony quote to do it.

Mace wrote:

Kierland wrote:I know that I was born a stupid fucking moron and it's too late to do anything about that.

Like fish in a barrel.

Kierland wrote:

Mace wrote:See the difference?

Not if this is a smack board I don't.

Which pretty much makes you a tard, and a very uncreative one at that. The ole "Hey, I know what would be cool, I'll just edit the guy's post, just to see what might happen," in a thread like this is fucking weak.

Reread what Mace posted, idiot.

One should learn to NEVER fuck with Mace, Luther, Jay in Phoenix. etc. or you'll get your ass handed to you. It was 7 years ago I got beat up by those guys. As Catfish once said, I was like General George Armstrong Custer at his demise on the battlefield. I think ML@Coyote and The Artist chimed in also. You want nothing to do with those guys. 7 years ago... damn those were the days.

Wonder what ever happened to Brian and Mark. Good dudes that can fuck you up.

RadioFan wrote:The ole "Hey, I know what would be cool, I'll just edit the guy's post, just to see what might happen," in a thread like this is fucking weak.

It was pretty easy to figure he was going to defend himself after smacking dude in one thread and sucking the other's cock.
YOU might be too stupid to figure it out before hand, but that does not mean I am.

umm, Kierland? Who the fuck are you again?

Not sure what your beef is with Mace, but apparently you got smacked senseless (not that you had much to begin with) in some other thread.

So then you thought it would be cool to make up some lame excuse for a quote, and attribute it to Mace in a feeble effort at retribution.

Not only did your piss poor judgement pick the wrong thread to do it in, you picked the wrong fucker to get in a sheep shearing contest with.

Other than that, things are going just swimmingly for you.

IndyFrisco wrote:Yeah, while I'm lying on my deathbed, I'll be sure to tell my son the URL to this place so he can pot my obit...

I agree that would be a very bad idea.

Sincerely,


Purple Rox

Derron wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:Yeah, while I'm lying on my deathbed, I'll be sure to tell my son the URL to this place so he can pot my obit...

I agree that would be a very bad idea.

Sincerely,


Purple Rox

Derron.....are you sure about that?

I'd like to think that the Majority af US were "content" to hear about the POSTER that was known as P-ROX...and we were sorry that he "passed away."

Besides, i'll make damn sure that Wagon knows that he still OWES me a Reuben!

out

Mace wrote: I'm moving this out of the ChargerMike thread...

And I'm moving it back.

Whether I smack someone, or not, in any particular thread, is up to ME, not you.

And whether I smack you or not is up to me.

See how that works?

Kierland wrote: And whether I smack you or not is up to me.

When's that going to start, btw?

So far, your effort at smack towards Mace is the equivalent of a pomeranian trying to give a Rottweiler the what's up .

Seriously Kierland, when exactly is this epic smack of yours going to be put upon display. So far all you've accomplished is to misinterpret this entire thread and make a rather nifty plunger pony out of yourself. Then, Mace goes to courtesy of starting a nice little call-out thread in your dubious honor, to which you make nary a reply.

And now here, in this thread, you're going to the embarrassing repertoir of Ctrl-KC IKYABWAIishness.

Pathetic.

Mace wrote:No you're not, twatlips, we're going to do it here.

I think Mike can handle it staying here.

C'mon, dipshit, give me your best shot....please....PRETTY PLEASE! Or gasp have we already seen it?

You got my point. You disagreed. I’m Shocked! Any other questions?

Sorry, waterboy, but you gotta play by the rules here.....

Clearly, I’m not.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:So far all you've accomplished is to misinterpret this entire thread....

No, I get it. Lots of people (including Mace) want to stroke Mike's Penis 'cause he got a boo-boo. You're the one misinterpreting posts.

Pussy. Step to this thread and gets what's coming to you:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=24602

Thanks for the offer.

Mace wrote:I gettin' tired of waitin' for this little cunt...

You need to relax.

Why? Your keyboard doesn't work well when you are in this thread? Mike's nutsack in the way? Back away from his scrotum and try again.

Kierland wrote:Why? Your keyboard doesn't work well when you are in this thread? Mike's nutsack in the way? Back away from his scrotum and try again.

No, it's more like people actually want to limit this thread (within reason) to CMike related replies. He's one of the really good guys around here and he's been through hell.

AHEM?

kierland?

are you Stuck on STUPID?

YOUR ASS is OUT--->get it?

if you don't comprehend; feel free to see our resident Thesarus....errrr....Board Grammaritarian "Dinsdale."

Again? are you Stuck on Stupid?

Mister Bushice wrote:Pussy. Step to this thread and gets what's coming to you:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=24602

btw...if you THINK that you can get TROLLING Points for this....ummmKay....my ASS has a couple of sweaty Klingons too.

Uno...Douce--->Adios!!!!!

BSmack wrote:No, it's more like people actually want to limit this thread (within reason) to CMike related replies.

That and asking to see his daughter's tits. You were saying?

yes, it would seem that kweirland is stuck on stupid. hell, he ain't just stuck, he's frozen solid.

somebody spray'em with a little pb blaster, then giv'em a few whacks with a hammer. maybe that'll free him up. I doubt it though.

That and asking to see his daughter's tits. You were saying?

CM mike's daughters titties is certainly a CM related topic, dumbass. Had CM not blown a load into mrs CM years ago, when he actually could ride a motorcycle, she would not exist. And if she didn't exist, her titties wouldn't either.

hey luther, you get your tard meter back from the shop yet? how's about getting a reading on kweirland for us. Just make sure you put it on the highest setting and use the 1000X probe.

He told me he is doing fine. He'll be back to fending off skanks at Applebee's in no time !

smackaholic wrote:CM mike's daughters titties is certainly a CM related topic, dumbass.

But commenting on a post from Mace is not. How do you figure that?

Mace wrote:So, Kierland, do you really think that this street sign helps your case??

Make up your mind ya senile old fuck. First you want a cameo then a cameo is not good enough.

Mace wrote:Any word on CM's progress on his road to recovery?

You want Mike's penis in your mouth we get it.

Keir,

You have obviously been totally underrated on this board. You can say penis and mouth in the same sentence. You are a total Renaissance man!

There are a couple of ways we can go with this, and I’m sure both will happen.

Some of us actually care about Charger Mike’s health. Those would be what you know as the ‘grown ups’. We will continue to care and keep in touch with each other and actually respect the fact that a person we care about got hurt and is recovering.

Some others will talk about unrelated shit and call it smack because that makes it sound better. That would be you. And I wish you luck with it, but I really think you need to expand either your vocab or your strategy somewhat, because right now you are just annoying. Seriously, my cat could do better…and I mean that in the kindest way.

Ang wrote:Keir,

You have obviously been totally underrated on this board. You can say penis and mouth in the same sentence. You are a total Renaissance man!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Ang strikes again.

Ang wrote:Those would be what you know as the ‘grown ups’.

Again, slower for you 'grown ups.' What part of asking to see his daughter's vagina (or was it tits?) has to do with his health?

Mace,
You can find me in any thread I've post in. Like here. You want to have your ‘fun’ in another thread? Not my problem.

Kierland wrote:

Ang wrote:Those would be what you know as the ‘grown ups’.

Again, slower for you 'grown ups.' What part of asking to see his daughter's vagina (or was it tits?) has to do with his health?

Most of us are board certified gynecologists. All of us are tit lovers.

Mace wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:

Kierland wrote: Again, slower for you 'grown ups.' What part of asking to see his daughter's vagina (or was it tits?) has to do with his health?

Most of us are board certified gynecologists. All of us are tit lovers.

So, Bushice....what do you think of Kierland's tits?



That is one of the worst examples of a manectomy I've ever seen.

Mace wrote:So, Bushice....what do you think of Kierland's tits?

Nice one.

Sin,
3rd Grade

I'd say that Mace hit his target audience (YOU) spot on.

Kierland wrote:

Mace wrote:So, Bushice....what do you think of Kierland's tits?

Nice one.

Sin,
3rd Grade

Ah yes, the ever brilliant Pot Calling out the Kettle response. Kwierland goes to the 3rd Grade card after saying..

Why? Your keyboard doesn't work well when you are in this thread? Mike's nutsack in the way? Back away from his scrotum and try again.

What is that, like your third or seventeenth cock, scrotum or sucking ref? Obsessed with homoeroticism much? This thread is about a man (unlike the simpering child you are) who nearly died in a motorcycle accident. It isn't a troll job, it's the real deal. So quit picking your dripping nose and wiping the snot on the gay porn on the other open window on your computer. We know we know...wiping off the runny phlegm and eating it is your fantasy substitute for jiz. Fuckin' sicko.

Now go change your Pampers before Mace spanks your raw hinder again.

And in the words of a blubbery poster of yore..."Here's a quarter, go buy a clue."

Jay in Phoenix wrote:This thread is about a man (unlike the simpering child you are) who nearly died in a motorcycle accident.

My, but aren't you the drama queen?

From 8-8-07 ....

ChargerMike wrote:Just wanted to let all of you know that my dad is doing very well.

Dude is fine, so I blasted Mace a bit about being so uptight in this thread and then dropping 'skull fuckin' yo sista' smack in another thread. Not sure why, but it sure got under his skin and yours. If you two want to spoon Mike go ahead, just don't think I'm going let it go without a mention. Anything else Dorothy?

Kierland wrote:My, but aren't you the drama queen?

My, aren't you just the QUEEN...period. Kind of like the one happening between your child-bearing hips.

Dude is fine, so I blasted Mace a bit about being so uptight in this thread and then dropping 'skull fuckin' yo sista' smack in another thread.

Mike may indeed be fine, but it doesn't discount the seriousness of his accident, which you wish to be a flippant little ass-clown about. Smack is one thing, which you are clearly incapable of. I take it you haven't fucking noticed that not one single person has agreed with you or sided in any way with anything you've typed. The next time you 'get' this little fact, will be the first.

Not sure why, but it sure got under his skin and yours. If you two want to spoon Mike go ahead, just don't think I'm going let it go without a mention. Anything else Dorothy?

You're not under anybody's skin asswipe. You're just a retarded little playtoy, to be whacked around for our collective amusement. And Kwierland, a hint here...the more you go to the gay card, the deeper into the fag-pile you play yourself. Or in your case, play with yourself. Making a 'Wizard of Oz' ref just solidifies your poofterdom.

Do yourself a favor and pull the ripcord. Better yet, simply bail out and splatter yourself on ground zero and be done with it.

TIA.