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Goober McTuber wrote:You know, Dog, you really don’t get what this board is all about. You obviously don’t possess the level of intelligence to appreciate it or participate in it. Why don’t you toddle on back to your own board which is so special you have to protect it from the Shrubber.

Defend himself? Dude, you just got cold-cocked.

Rack another classic R-Jack blast.

Oh Gramps....always standing on the sideline cheering other people throwing blows. Please, whatever you do, don't give the admins here an ultimatum.

RumpleForeskin wrote:R-Jack entertains me.

me too.

RumpleForeskin wrote:R-Jack entertains me.

Maybe you could read R-Jack’s post to Dog in your little Oompah-Loompah voice so he can be entertained, too.

Just so you know Dog, others are throwing the haymakers, you’re just catching them.

RumpleForeskin wrote:a "bad malignant tumor" and is "most likely cancerous".

No one in any medical profession would ever say that a malignant tumor is "most likely" cancerous.

Malignant tumors = cancer
Benign tumor = not cancer

Furthermore... prefacing "malignant" with the word "bad" is fucking redundant. No doctor would ever say this. I don't believe you...

Goober McTuber wrote: Just so you know Dog, others are throwing the haymakers, you’re just catching them.

Quick, Master of the Obvious, what's two plus two? You going to state the answer in a post and prance around all proud?
I know that R-Jack is throwing the haymakers. Like I said, I skimmed his post. You, on the other hand, seem blatantly incapable. Your shtick seems to be that of cheering on those throwing the haymakers, probably out of fear that they may someday turn on you.

What's next? You gonna wait for Dins to come in here so you can raise your pom-poms in the air and give him a cheer.

GIVE ME A 'D'

GIVE ME AN 'I'

awwwscrewit... You know how it goes.

Do you also have one of those bullhorns? You pump up the crowd singing the school song, challenging the fans across the field to a spirit war? Or are you so fucking retarded that they had to relegate you to the flag corp with all the other cheerleader wannabes?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:a "bad malignant tumor" and is "most likely cancerous".

No one in any medical profession would ever say that a malignant tumor is "most likely" cancerous.

Malignant tumors = cancer
Benign tumor = not cancer

Furthermore... prefacing "malignant" with the word "bad" is fucking redundant. No doctor would ever say this. I don't believe you...

Okay. You can go fuck yourself then. Its not worth arguing over. I've been there and seen it all and know what she has.

From "your smack sucks" to "you smacked me, so I have BODE!"


Someone is campaigning for Board Bitch 2007.

Dog,

You really are clueless. Otherwise you would know that I have locked horns with both Dinsdale and R-Jack on a number of occasions. I’ll leave it to them to decide if I’m “blatantly incapable”. I do know that I can occasionally bring the funnay, which puts me one up on you.

If you weren’t such a complete dumbfuck you would also know that I don’t throw a whole lot of racks around. You say that R-Jack entertains you, yet you only skim his posts? Do you understand why a lot of people here think you’re an idiot?

RumpleForeskin wrote:I've been there and seen it all and know what she has.

I don't think it's that bad. That tall skinny guy next to you in the operating theater probably just dropped a Junior Mint into her body cavity and she's just a little septic is all.

Resperator was put back in this morning because she is coughing too much. They are performing a tracheotomy so they can get oxygen to her lungs.

Goober McTuber wrote:Dog,

Do you understand why a lot of people here think you’re an idiot?

You are just another one of those who needs to validate himself by claiming that your thoughts are aligned with everybody else.

Try speaking for yourself for a change, and let others do their own talking.

I know a lot of people here don't think to fondly of you either......

Dog wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Dog,

Do you understand why a lot of people here think you’re an idiot?

I know a lot of people here don't think to fondly of you either......

You aren't going to let him step to you like this, are you KC Posters?


"Your smack sucks."

"You smacked me, so I have BODE."

"IKYABWAI"


Dang, not too much more to do here besides the "I'm going to e-mail your boss."

Dog wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Dog,

Do you understand why a lot of people here think you’re an idiot?

I know a lot of people here don't think to fondly of you either......

Given the choice, I’d just as soon have people here not like me than to think I’m an idiot. But maybe that’s just me.

RumpleForeskin wrote:They are performing a tracheotomy so they can get oxygen to her lungs.

I did one of those to myself in DaNang back in '67 during the Vet Defensive... it hurt like a bitch, but then I smoked some opium with Barnes and Elias and it was all good.

Would it be completely off-side for me to admit that this is my new favorite thread?

Dog wrote: btw- I just skimmed most of that shit.

If by "skimmed" you mean 'didn't read a word'...me too.

Rack R-Jack.

Nice blast there. But this isn't looking like a fair fight right now so forgive me for helping Dog out a little.


Dog,

R-Jackson is just getting started here. I know his style and this is just warm ups the way he operates. It wouldn't be sporting if someone didn't let you know that you ain't seen nuthin' yet. Hope this helps.





velocet

Velocet,

Thanks for the heads up. I've already thrown the white flag to R-Jack.

The swelling in my sister's brain increased significantly Tuesday and Wednesday which ultimately pressed real hard against the brain stem cutting off her oxygen. The doctors did an EEG brain scan and it was determined that my sister's brain showed no activity. They said even if the swelling would go down, she would be equivalent to Schaivo. We turned the machines off at 12:30 today and she passed away at 1:03.
She didn't suffer over the last 30 minutes.

So I guess there won't be any tit shots forthcoming???

She died from asphyxiation, so they'd just be purple anyway. Who wants to see that? Errr...nevermind, I'm in too.

Let's see 'em!

This is no longer my favorite thread.

I'm sorry for your loss Bailey, truly.

Neely8 wrote:So I guess there won't be any tit shots forthcoming???

Rack.

RadioFan wrote:

Neely8 wrote:So I guess there won't be any tit shots forthcoming???

Rack.

Possibly the most tasteless, classless post I've ever read.

2nd.

RumpleForeskin wrote: my bother-in-law.

I actually have quite a few of these.

smackaholic wrote: Actually, even if I did have some karma kicking around, I think I'd use it to try to get a BJ outta the old lady or something useful like that.

Yeah ....that will probably work as well as it would taking care of that microchip disguised as a tumor, placed there by some alien pimp with a ray gun to monitor how many times rumpleassfucker as REALLY gotten his sister off...

and as for asking for karma from this bunch, this is the LAST place I would ask for karma.... karma has more to do with how you have LIVED your life and treated others than going to the " If you get me, my family through this Lord, I will "card (choose one only:

1. Quit drinking to stupor.
2. Quit doing blow every night.
3. Stop fucking my sisters 12 year old daughter.
4. Not cheat on my income taxes anymore.
5. Become a priest and NOT butt fuck little boys.
6. Stop trying to get over on the losers at T1B.
7. Give up my internet porn habit / jones.
8. Any other vice /habit/ behavior that may cause me to be judged harshly by the Almighty and doomed to hell..or casue the current problem to escalate.

Goober McTuber wrote:You know, people wouldn’t necessarily believe some of the crises I have dealt with over the past 7 or 8 years. I don’t believe I ever once posted about them on a message board.

Rack this... might be the reason some people go away for extended periods ??

And I can say the same thing as well....this is just not the place I would post anything like that, nor, would I expect to get karma, but I WOULD expect to be smacked and plungered severely if I did post such shit....

cinderella_undercover wrote:This is no longer my favorite thread.

I'm sorry for your loss Bailey, truly.

Bailey?

Isn't that a chick name?

No, sometimes parents name homosexual sons "Bailey" as well.

Mister Bushice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:This is no longer my favorite thread.

I'm sorry for your loss Bailey, truly.

Bailey?

Isn't that a chick name?

Still hot some? RrrrooowwwrrRR!

:LOL:

This place is the kiss of death.

Mister Bushice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:This is no longer my favorite thread.

I'm sorry for your loss Bailey, truly.

Bailey?

Isn't that a chick name?

Wow, good catch?

It's actually a nick-name.

Surely you know the meaning of a nick-name, eh "Charmin"?

His real name is “Beetle”?

will you be dropping invites to the funeral for additional karma?
sort of a troll stop kinda thing.

I'll trade some karma for a kick ass post funeral buffett.

gotta love a good after funeral buffet. throw in an open bar and I'm there.

smackaholic wrote:gotta love a good after funeral buffet. throw in an open bar and I'm there.

Even if you have to drive though Pennsyltuckey?

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:

smackaholic wrote:gotta love a good after funeral buffet. throw in an open bar and I'm there.

Even if you have to drive though Pennsyltuckey?

better be top shelf liquor if I gotta to the P'tucky t'pike again.

cinderella_undercover wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:This is no longer my favorite thread.

I'm sorry for your loss Bailey, truly.

Bailey?

Isn't that a chick name?

Wow, good catch?

It's actually a nick-name.

So his nick name is a chick name, and that's better?

Surely you know the meaning of a nick-name, eh "Charmin"?

Sure, but then again, hardly anyone ever noticed the missing "G" on the end of mine.

Mister Bushice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote: Bailey?

Isn't that a chick name?

Wow, good catch?

It's actually a nick-name.

So his nick name is a chick name, and that's better?

Surely you know the meaning of a nick-name, eh "Charmin"?

Sure, but then again, hardly anyone ever noticed the missing "G" on the end of mine.

Boy, that was quite a "reach", huh?


"Reach", "Charmin"?!! What is it about you that makes me want to resort to "toiletry" comparisons?