T1B

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:29 pm**

Jimmers,

are those earrings, or did you let Cuda buttfuck you in the ear?

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:41 pm**

When it comes to earrings, the right ear is the "Hello, I'm gay" ear, correct?

and he's got what - 3, 4 earrings on there?

Things that make ya go "I thought so"

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:46 pm**

1. Hugging a dude
2. Sporting a money shot in his ear
3. Sporting semen stains on his sportcoat

Yep, prolly a Sodomite

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:28 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Dear Raydah James,

You are a homo. You are a homo for many reasons. One of which is the intricate detail you use for your homo-erotic posts. You are sooooo gay, that I am going to call you gay for calling me gay, and describe in intricate detail the gerbil, numerous other farm animals, and cooking utensils that call your ass home. You sir, are gay, not me. Watch as I describe how gay you are for calling me gay. You're the gay one, not me. You're gayerer.

Sin,
Mace and Babshice

You forgot our resident stay at home bitch PurseStringsU.

No matter, at least a few of you brought something readable and semi-deece to the table in this thread........and a RACK goes to the following:

R-Jack, Pop, Dins, CU, Ucant, and Mace (1/2 a RACK to you-only 'cause i've seen you bring better shit than that.......and no, im not talking about that "queerland" thread either)

The rest of you can eat a dick and die.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:25 am**

Take your racks and shove them up your overused cockhole you tedious piece of shit.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:51 am**

BSmack wrote:Take your racks and shove them up your overused cockhole you tedious piece of shit.

You can have mine.

(I already have one)

*cue troll blasts

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:00 am**

Mace wrote:
Sometimes you gotta play down to the level of your competition....kinda like in this thread.....'cause raisin' the level of smack kinda loses 'em and they either quit posting in the thread or hoist the white flag by posting "racks".

Mace

Laughable.

Im more than game to kick your sugar walls the fuck in, gramps.

Tell ya what-bump that horridly woeful Kierland thread and i'll happily insert my size 12's in your mancave and make that thread readable, you smackless fucking douchetube.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:49 am**

cinderella_undercover wrote:
BSmack wrote:Take your racks and shove them up your overused cockhole you tedious piece of shit.
You can have mine.

(I already have one)

*cue troll blasts

:nontrollsmile:

Mix it up, Cindy!

Damn, you can do better.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:12 am**

The only fuckbucket that brings out the worst in me thus far, is Wags.

If YOU'RE telling me that I can do better, CLEARLY I need to reevaluate my "position" here?

(or I can take a lesson from you, and bend over)

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:48 am**

RadioFan wrote:CCPaul, we'd just like to thank you.

Sin,

Kierland
Every other tard who has been thoroughly pungered in the history of boards

Good God man could you be any more desperate to rewrite the past?

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:01 am**

Mace wrote:Where is that little Kierland fella? Damn it, Bushice....did you run him away from here with all of the other "regular and/or legendary" posters?

Mace

You need to get a grip on yourself. I go Luddite for a week and you're all in a panic wondering where I am? That is pretty sad man.

Oh, you were trying to make a funney? I get it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:57 pm**

Raydah James wrote: i'll happily insert my size 12's in your mancave.

I never knew that they had size designations for lips.

Yours must make all the boys happy.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:53 pm**

What a train wreck of a thread this has become. TROTS this abortion.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:17 pm**

RevLimiter wrote:What a train wreck of a thread this has become. TROTS this abortion.

Please tell me you got permission from mv on this post.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:43 pm**

Rumps, you really oughta know by now...I don't NEED any permission to do what I do. I post WHAT I wanna post, WHEN I wanna post, WHERE I wanna post.

Flame away, fellas.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:45 pm**

I post WHAT I wanna post, WHEN I wanna post, WHERE I wanna post.

Sure - as long as your CTRL keys hold up, that is.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:57 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:
I post WHAT I wanna post, WHEN I wanna post, WHERE I wanna post.
Sure - as long as your CTRL keys hold up, that is.

That's why they make replacement keyboards.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:00 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:
I post WHAT I wanna post, WHEN I wanna post, WHERE I wanna post.
Sure - as long as your CTRL keys hold up, that is.

You're not giving Paulie enough credit. He's also a master at Right Click-Copy and Right Click-Paste.

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:25 pm**

cinderella_undercover wrote:The only fuckbucket that brings out the worst in me thus far, is Wags.

And I usually luv it when a chick talks dirty, as long as they don't cross a certain line and get too personal.

I don't want to have sex with you, ok?

Happily married over here going on 25 years, home wrecker.

:wink:

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:44 am**

^^^ Wags is also a well-known liar AND homosexual. Pure bullshit.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:13 am**

RevLimiter wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
I post WHAT I wanna post, WHEN I wanna post, WHERE I wanna post.
Sure - as long as your CTRL keys hold up, that is.
That's why they make replacement keyboards.

Too fucking bad for us that they don't make replacement posters. bulk wise you'd be good for 3 replacements, maybe 4 right after a meal.

Post wise you aren't worth even one shit poster of ctrl cudas level, unless you count all the posters you've stolen takes from.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:21 am**

Mister Bushice wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: Sure - as long as your CTRL keys hold up, that is.
That's why they make replacement keyboards.
Too fucking bad for us that they don't make replacement posters. bulk wise you'd be good for 3 replacements, maybe 4 right after a meal.

Post wise you aren't worth even one shit poster of ctrl cudas level, unless you count all the posters you've stolen takes from.

Get used to it, faggot. From now on NOBODY will know if I'm copying takes or not...I'll make DAMN sure of it.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:23 am**

I thought Kut&Copy Paulie was banned from here and .net. Who let the Crisco Kid back anyway?

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:54 am**

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:The only fuckbucket that brings out the worst in me thus far, is Wags.
Happily married over here going on 25 years, home wrecker.

Jesus Christ?!

I woulda put a bullet in my head too.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:46 pm**

R-Jack wrote:
RevLimiter wrote: From now on NOBODY will know if I'm copying takes or not...I'll make DAMN sure of it.
It doesn't really matter how well you launder other peoples takes. Anything you post with enough lucidity to stand up to a debate with Terri Shaivo after popping four quaaludes is a dead giveaway that it was stolen intellectual property.

Gotta hand it to ya Paul. At least you seem to have enough sense to realize that taking the extra effort covering your tracks is better time served than coming up with halfway coherent thought on your own.

R-Jagoff, the seriousness which you display for this message board nonsense (and you're BY FAR not the only one, BTW) is NOTHING but a never-ending source of comedy for me. Keep up the stellar work, stud.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:07 pm**

KFC Paul getting banned on two boards tells me he is a fat piece of shit and has no credibility... AND is an uber tard.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:58 pm**

Does R-Jack/KCTRL-Paul remind anyone else of Tyson/Carl Williams?

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:37 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Does R-Jack/KCTRL-Paul remind anyone else of Tyson/Carl Williams?

More like

Tyson/Vanessa Williams

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:53 pm**

KFC Employee: Good Morning sir, may I take your order?

KCTRL-Paul: woah - you take this WAAAAYYYY too seriously. Just fill 'er up

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:55 pm**

Sweet Jesus. Rack it!

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:59 pm**

R-Jack wrote:Anything you post with enough lucidity to stand up to a debate with Terri Shaivo after popping four quaaludes is a dead giveaway that it was stolen intellectual property.

Rack it.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:53 pm**

Fat jokes. Hilarious. No, REALLY.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:00 pm**

Not REALLY funny, butt in your case---> it's funnay.

Know why?

'Cause you are a fat fuckin' bitch-ass ho banned on multiple boards that has no credibility.

That's why... you fat fucking collection of glob clusters.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:06 pm**

Fat jokes about a fat joke. Works for me.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:16 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:Fat jokes about a fat joke. Works for me.

Even funnier when you factor in that I'm NOT fat and every fat joke makes you look like the fucking clueless abortion that lived that you truly are.

For fuck's sake Goobs, we can do this from now on til the end of time, but it's up to you. But for the love of God and GOD, come up with some new smack material.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:23 pm**

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Fat jokes about a fat joke. Works for me.
Even funnier when you factor in that I'm NOT fat and every fat joke makes you look like the fucking clueless abortion that lived that you truly are.

You could prove it by posting another picture of yourself. Just give me plenty of advance notice so I can prepare for it by purchasing a wide screen monitor.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:23 pm**

Dudes calling other dudes "fat"?!

You gonna start criticizing each other's fuggin' hair and nails, next?

Which one of you shops at "Ross"?

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:42 pm**

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Fat jokes about a fat joke. Works for me.
Even funnier when you factor in that I'm NOT fat

I Know I Am But No, I’m Not smack? That’s not gonna fly.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:56 pm**

What happened, paul? Did you get your stomach stapled? Did shutyomouth slip you a Slimfast Mickey over at .net? Did Mario Williams rip you a new WORKING asshole to drop a few foot-pounds?

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:00 pm**

cinderella_undercover wrote:
Which one of you shops at "Ross"?

Ross is the bomb.....

T1B

RACK the following........