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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:30 pm
by Donder
Whitey wrote:Did you expect me to just lay back and take it? Hardly. I'll give back as good as I get.
Start the thread then, you wirey little redneck.

Go time!

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:30 pm
by Vixen
War Wagon wrote:
Tyree wrote:More importantly, why is it the bottom feeders on this board who continually call out the reindeer?
Because you're easy targets, duh.
Priceless.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:31 pm
by Rudolph
Even Vixen thinks you suck, Whitey, and that slut will back it up for anyone.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:35 pm
by Vixen
Give it a rest Rudy, it's not my fault your most prominent feature (sup brother Tyree?) is a red nose.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:13 pm
by quacker backer
suckfest

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:25 pm
by Comet
quacker backer wrote:suckfest
Little late to be supplementing the Christmas list, isn't it?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:26 pm
by Vixen
Comet,
I think he's offering to perform at our holiday party.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:29 pm
by Blitzen
Hope he can unhinge his jaw.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:30 pm
by Pork Chop
Blitzen wrote:Hope he can unhinge his jaw.
BALEE DAT

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:44 pm
by Tyree
smackaholic wrote:When did we get a nog reindeer? I'll bet santa puts him at the back of the team. He ought to atleast give them a little better top speed.
Actually, my exceptionally large reindick creates drag and slows the sleigh down.

Again, I ask this question, why is it the bottom feeder-ist of the bottom feeders call out the reindeer?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:46 pm
by Cuda
Tyree wrote:Actually, my exceptionally large reindick creates drag and slows the sleigh down.
It's twoo, it's twooo

-sin
Lilly von Rumpleshtupp

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:00 pm
by Tyree
When asked in a television interview if anything was so offensive it had to be cut from the movie, however, Mel Brooks confided that one bit between Madeline Kahn and Cleavon Little had to be edited. In the darkened dressing room when Lili asks Bart if it's "twue" what they say about black men and then she says "it's twue, it's twue!", he cut Bart's punchline of "I'm sorry to disappoint you, miss, but you're sucking on my arm."

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:56 pm
by Mister Bushice
War Wagon wrote: Did you expect me to just lay back and take it?
I'll bet you hear that a lot at home.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:46 pm
by Dasher
smackaholic wrote:When did we get a nog reindeer?
Affirmative action. Corporate came down pretty hard on Santa. We're an EOE corporation now.

Actually, Tyree is straight. He makes the 40 runs.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:54 am
by Dancer
He also gives us a 'hood pass for the rare times we have to make a stop in the low-income communities.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:06 am
by Dasher
quacker backer wrote:suckfest
Yeah, because criticism means a lot when the guy dishing it out is about as entertaining as a 70 year old crippled widower with ass cancer.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:35 am
by War Wagon
Dasher wrote:criticism means a lot...
It means even less coming from trolls.

For instance, did you witness Ms. Bitchshise's latest attempt at smack?

That was a more effective blast than anything you could muster. There's no possible way to insult you worse than that.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:44 am
by Dasher
trolls? regulars? Who gives a fuck, you adolescent-looking dumbfuck? You're all a bunch of random, face-less internet jerkoffs as far as I'm concerned.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:50 am
by War Wagon
Dasher wrote:trolls? regulars? Who gives a fuck, you adolescent-looking dumbfuck? You're all a bunch of random, face-less internet jerkoffs as far as I'm concerned.
adolescent looking?!?

Flattery will get you nowhere.

damn, that's the nicest thing anybody has said about me in years.

errr... go impale yourself on a weather vane.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:05 am
by Donder
Dasher wrote:trolls? regulars? Who gives a fuck,
Exactly so. Whitey has raised the white pussy flag. He was called out to get it on with any single one of us and he couldn't hack it. Period.

This thread is a testament to his extreme pussiness. Troll, non-troll, it doesn't matter. It's an excuse for him to try to salvage any remaining board cred. Because the board sees right through his asinine act. These people are not message board beginners. Who does this asshole think reads this?

Few posters suck as badly as he does. It's in plain view for all to witness.

Whitey is a pussy.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:31 am
by Dasher
Hey, Whitey's all about the credibility. On message boards. We're obviously dealing with a VERY serious guy.

Good for him. Good for him.

'Cept he's got Puffycoat 3.0 hot on his trail, with auto-racks locked and loaded anytime Whitey successfully finds the submit button.

Tough to argue "credibility" in that situation.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:56 pm
by Smackie Chan
War Wagon wrote:I'll give back as good as I get.
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:50 am
by Cuda
Dasher wrote:
quacker backer wrote:suckfest
Yeah, because criticism means a lot when the guy dishing it out is about as entertaining as a 70 year old crippled widower with ass cancer.
I thought he was issuing an invitation. I'm doing something else that weekend

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:10 am
by RevLimiter
Dasher wrote:'Cept he's got Puffycoat 3.0
Nope, he was banned.

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:48 pm
by Yeti Beast
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:09 pm
by Blitzen
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Words cannot describe how bad that post is.

Now a moment of silence for posters everywhere so that we can mourn the death of smakchat.

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