What the fukk is going on in my country?

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womanimal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: My bestest buddy
You are a gaylord.

Just because even at my drunken worst, I wouldn't nail you with JTR's dick, due to your face looking like it recently sat shotgun on Sudden Sam's riding mower, it doesn't make me a "gaylord"...

It just means you're fucking ugly.
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Dinsdale wrote:
womanimal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: My bestest buddy
You are a gaylord.

Just because even at my drunken worst, I wouldn't nail you with JTR's dick, due to your face looking like it recently sat shotgun on Sudden Sam's riding mower, it doesn't make me a "gaylord"...

It just means you're fucking ugly.
What if she promised to clean off the mud like that other chick ?
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Tom In VA wrote: What if she promised to clean off the mud like that other chick ?
With the other chick, I figured it was weird perversion. With Womanimal, I figure it's her primary source of nourishment.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: God’s Country is bordered by Lakes Superior and Michigan. Have some more vodka and bon-bons.

God's Country is New Zealand, you raving dipshit.

Educate yourself, tardly.
No. I’ve actually been to New Zealand, and I can tell you that God would be much happier in Wisconsin. Unless, of course, God is a sheep-fucker.
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Dinstale wrote:
With the smog and other pollutants belched out of your tardmobiles, we have relatively little of the pollution problem in the U&L. That allows us to get quality sunshine when it's not snowing 12 feet of snow upon us.
It's good to know that you haven't actually seen much of California.

Gives those of us who are here some hope.
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Rack Smackie.

I've never been a fan of the troll that is GP but this
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was brilliant.
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Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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Toddowen wrote: And Obabba is done for. There is no way he's going to be elected now. Your failure to realize that only is indicative of your insight into the economy.
Wait a minute. You actually believed that Obama had a chance to become Prez BEFORE the current (or next) fiasco? Tee hee...you are as dumb as the nogs you so despise. At least they have an excuse for being stupid and naive, black skin. You are a white man yet, you thought Obama had a chance of even getting his party's nomination let alone beating McCain?

Brilliantly stupid. Your failure to realize that is indicative of your lack of knowledge or any insight about American politics and just life period.
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Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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C'mon mvs, please don't let me paint you with the same broad brush stroke I just painted tard with. You REALLY though he had a chance of beating the great, paternalistic Clintons? Once they saw he might be an obstacle, his slim chance was snuffed out and he would soon find out what the TRUE audacity of hope is. Wright didn't sink him, it is just another needle on top of an already weighty haystack.

George Bush can sniff coke, run a bank AND a baseball team into the ground but he gets "saved" at 40 and he becomes a two term president. A n..igger does drugs in his youth and has the balls to admit it, is a member of a Christian, "controversial" church for 20 years (but, some still think he is a Muslim) and that sinks him.

Outstanding.
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Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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Sudden Sam wrote:
mvscal wrote: They all suck and will all be equally ruinous.
My viewpoint exactly.
Good, then stay home this November.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Stan,

You don't wanna get into an intellectual discourse with Invictus. He'd eat you alive.
Or vice-versa, considering Pickle’s need for black cock.
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Stanley, coons are indeed at the bottom of a thick, long black racial totem pole that no doubt you and G Pete would enjoy wrapping your quivering, chapped lips around and then gagging until you pass out.

Your place, Stanley, is on your knees in front of a black man, begging for more.

mvs, you heard of this cat? He is a black preacher but he has a different, funnier take on Obama and race.
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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am
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Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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mvscal wrote:...niggrified
:lol:

Good lord, where do you come up with this stuff?
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Sudden Sam wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
Invictus wrote:
A n..igger


Bahwhwhahwhwhahwhahwhwhahwhhwahhwhahha



I love it when blacks know their place. It would really make my day if the next post by invictus admitted that negroes are indeed at the bottom of the racial totem pole.
Stan,

You don't wanna get into an intellectual discourse with Invictus. He'd eat you alive.
Are you saying vic is one of those cannibal types? I thought they always used a big iron pot for cooking.

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Stanley,

How was your date with Eddie?

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IndyFrisco wrote:Stanley,

How was your date with Eddie?

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Damn, nice pull.

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Mikey wrote:
I thought they always used a big iron pot for cooking.
Take away "a big iron" and you'll be getting warmer
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And damn mvscal for making me laugh and securing my place in Hell.
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The Big Pickle wrote:bahwhwhawhwhwhahwhwhahawhwhhahaha!



bahwhwhhwhwahwhwhahwhwhahwhwhahaa
Quit trying to pretend you didn't have a huge, black cock, deep in your ass, while trying to type all that, Stanley.

Good God, this troll sucks, bigtime.
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The Big Pickle wrote:black cokkk
There you go again.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
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mvscal wrote:
Invictus wrote:You REALLY though he had a chance of beating the great, paternalistic Clintons?
Not really, but he showed a fuck of a lot better than anyone (including the Clintons) would have thought.

Oh, and Wright did sink him for sure. His entire candidacy was based on his "post-racial" viewpoint and whites will vote for a black who they consider to be sincerely "post-racial" (somebody like Colon Powlyp for instance), but the Wright fiasco demonstrated that Obilgepump clearly isn't over it. He didn't even bother to quit that church yesterday. That was political seppuku.

Hillary was already a highly polarizing figure and I had no doubt McNutter would beat her like a rented mule, but Obama didn't really inspire the opposition to get off its ass and vote against him until now. His negatives have skyrocketed since this story broke.

The McCainchurian Candidate should coast to an easy win unless he does something stupid and implodes which isn't at all out of question. Not that any of this matters. They all suck and will all be equally ruinous.
What an absolute steaming pile of shit. Are you even paying attention?

I told you fucks a month and a half ago that Obama would be the nominee. And I'll tell you right now that by the time the PA primary happens, he'll have a lead in both pledged and super delegates.

This primary is OVER. Time to tell Hillary. Oh wait! Bill Richardson just did.

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War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote:...niggrified
:lol:
Seconded... :lol:
War Wagon wrote:Good lord, where do you come up with this stuff?
In my house, it's known as "crickified", after the '60's slur "moon cricket". Calling nogs crickets makes it so that the OL and I can drop slurs in front of the kids, all while maintaining our air of parental responsibility. :D

Anywho, that word normally gets dropped at Casa de OC when some chick is singing a song like the national anthem and ends it with "...O'er the land of the FREEEEEEEEEEE and the home of the bra-ay-AY-ay-AY-ay-AY-ay-AY-ay-AY-ay-ay-ayve.

OCOL: That was actually pretty good until she crickified it at the end. :lol:

BTW, it's amazing that the OL is as non-bigoted as she is. Not that she's not bigoted(we all are to some degree), just that it's amazing she's not worse, considering how bad her old man is. I used to hate taking the kids over to her OM's place because he'd drop n-bombs left and right. He'd never do it in front of them, but it's not like they can't hear him when they're in the next room.

Among other things, one of his favorite things to do is refer to L.A. as "Ni...ggertown".

One day he was on the phone with some black customer service chick with the Social Security Administration bitching about not getting his check. He finally got pissed off after not hearing what he wanted to and said, "Lemme ask you something... What part of Nig...gertown are you from?"

Fast-forward about two years... The OL was carpooling with this fat black chick that had started working at the same company. They start yakking about previous places that she's worked. The black chick says that the worst job she's ever had was when she worked customer service for the SSA. She says, "Do you know that one day I had this pissed-off old man on the phone ask me what part of Nig...gertown I was from? I hated that job." The OL about choked on her tongue. Small world... :lol:
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Toddowen wrote:Having been eligible to vote for over 25 years now, I've never really felt like I had a reason to until the events of this past week.
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Toddowen wrote:
RadioFan wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Having been eligible to vote for over 25 years now, I've never really felt like I had a reason to until the events of this past week.
'Bode mom.
Fuck you.
Now's not the time to place blame, Todd. You go!
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BSmack wrote:Good, then stay home this November.
Should me the DNC motto.

The only hope they heve, actually.
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If Hillary becomes president, I'm putting Todd out of his misery.

And his mom and 14-yr-old sister ... err, gfs.
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