Detroit River Days PET (midgets included)

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:24 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Huh?

I was testing your ignore feature. Sorry.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:26 pm

PSUFAN wrote:What was your reason, AP? Why did YOU avoid it?

He had a Victor's Secret photoshoot scheduled for that day??

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:42 pm

PSUFAN wrote: What was your reason, AP? Why did YOU avoid it?

Let's see... what do you think would be ANY opponents ammo against me? Dins would be correct to say I would be wasting my time... if I interpret that to be the scenario.

Even w/o that ammo, I have very little time off from work and school. You know that. I use this board as a venting platform to just let whatever go as a stress reducer. It works for me and it really lets me vent even at my own expense. There are a few here that are actually funny. Very few but there is enough to make it worth reading.

I don't sit in a cubicle and post on this racist site, have a fat wife, shit little turds out as kids, and then use this place as an escape from THAT reality.

This Rumples POS, really doesn't get it though. He is trying to make Houston resemble KC. He is the Obama of Texas trying to be a better option that only the weak-minded would listen to. Why would anybody marry a sack of flour that will get heavier if it gets rained upon? Fat women only get fatter if not for the surgery option. Then again, being inverted drinking from some keg cock only makes sense.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:45 pm

You should probably be charging people $9 a pop.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:49 pm

Dinsdale wrote:You should probably be charging people $9 a pop.

If they are posters such as: Biggie, MGblow, Fester, and the other funny posters. Then, you would have given good advice.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:58 pm

Atomic Punk wrote: I use this board as a venting platform to just let whatever go as a stress reducer.

You mean like showing the T1b world that you prance around in Star Jones' underwear? That kind of "letting go"?

It's all starting to make sense, AP.

What else do you want share with us; your preference for track lighting and your penchant for baking pies while sporting a flowery apron?

I don't sit in a cubicle and post on this racist site, have a fat wife, shit little turds out as kids, and then use this place as an escape from THAT reality.

You're right, you don't. You spend your time thumbing through Fredrick's catalogues and dialing in the order numbers of the more revealing undergarments that accentuate Y2K's favorite hangout.

Fat women only get fatter if not for the surgery option.

Link? Fucking idiot.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:09 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:
Fat women only get fatter if not for the surgery option.
Link? Fucking idiot.

Why does she hate vegatables... other than youself?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:16 pm

That proves nothing, dumbfuck.

"Fat people only get fatter" comment would demand an evolutionaryesque photo of said person putting on the lbs. You only have one photo, so you've just KYOA. Try again.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:17 pm

Why do we have to keep looking at Rumpleforeskin's scanner tray?

Use this one, ninnies:

http://www.theoneboard.com/rumplewife.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Jiminy fucking Christmas already.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:18 pm

AP,

I’d just like to point out that Rumps married her in order to score a decent job. You might not want to rule out this scenario.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:20 pm

At least I'm not AP.

Sin,

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:22 pm

At least we're not AP.

Well, except for friday nights anyway.

Sin,

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:29 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:That proves nothing, dumbfuck.

"Fat people only get fatter" comment would demand an evolutionaryesque photo of said person putting on the lbs. You only have one photo, so you've just KYOA. Try again.

As she increases in size, her caloric requirements will soon follow. If a high school student doesn't give her lead poisoning by throwing a pencil in the air and hitting paydirt next semester, then she is a candidate for Diabetes. Pretty simple. Get her a Moped and a cowboy hat before it's too late.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:32 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:If a high school student doesn't give her lead poisoning by throwing a pencil in the air and hitting paydirt next semester, then she is a candidate for Diabetes.

It's obvious you have your own agenda here. Forget it, AP, I'm not going to sell you her unmentionables.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:36 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:If a high school student doesn't give her lead poisoning by throwing a pencil in the air and hitting paydirt next semester, then she is a candidate for Diabetes.

It's obvious you have your own agenda here. Forget it, AP, I'm not going to sell you her unmentionables.

Those might be a bit big, even for AP.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:40 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote: Forget it, AP, I'm not going to sell you her unmentionables.

I have no need for livestock equipment anyway.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:41 pm

her unmentionables.

The little 5 syllables that could.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:47 pm

Thanks R-Jack, I'll keep your advice in mind for the next time I care to ask.

Since gasoline prices are up, I'll bet bails of hay are squeezing your pockets too. Feed the family first dude.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:56 pm

R-Jack wrote:it may help if you lend an ear to the outside world and not to the inward voices screaming for Thunderbird like a zombie clamors for brains.

Another nice one from the resident Master of Analogies.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:58 pm

I can only guess you've become accustomed to and greedy of plungers in your dirtpipe.

How else does a Detroit River Days PET get steered back your way?

HOW THE FUCK ELSE?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:06 pm

Another R-Jack submission from the orifices of Wal*Mart gets through the company firewall.

R-Jack gets paid to smack. He sits at work, and "smacks." Dinsdale gets paid to fuck off also. Props for you two turds for being white enough not to be investigated for stealing company time.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:08 pm

Your batting average of .000 has been kept intact.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:12 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Your batting average of .000 has been kept intact.

How do I respond to that smack?

If I go with "IKYABWAI?" then they'll say I stole your line.

Don't hate the Fresno State Bulldogs today.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:21 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I can only guess you've become accustomed to and greedy of plungers in your dirtpipe.

How else does a Detroit River Days PET get steered back your way?

HOW THE FUCK ELSE?

don't complain. at least there hasn't been a bukkake reference yet

.... ahhhh fuck... nevermind!

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:29 pm

Just my two-cents here AP, nothing personal...

Background: Team1Board - Foreground: AP

Time to stick a fork in it.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:37 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: Props for you two turds for being white enough not to be investigated for stealing company time.
Drug tested at work says what?

True story... I thought one of you assholes called my workplace to set me up months ago. I really believed that losers like yourself marry horses and fat women have nothing else to live for... and would resort to that tactic.

Anyway... turns out it was this pussy that had issues with just about everyone there. Dude fucked up and got fired not more than a month after I got tested.

So dude, what else do you have? Besides nothing... I mean.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:42 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I really believed that losers like yourself marry horses and fat women have nothing else to live for... and would resort to that tactic.

Dang, I bet that really got your panties in a bunch.

So dude, what else do you have? Besides nothing... I mean.

If by "nothing," you mean "making wild accusations about other posters taking things off-board, when simple logic dictates all one has to do is periodically check for your latest PET"... then you're $$$$.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:49 pm

I'm hijacking this for a moment ...

Bernie Williams is now a NYC cop

Mo Vaughn served me beer (FUCKING $9.50 per)

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:58 pm

True story... I thought one of you assholes called my workplace to set me up months ago. I really believed that losers like yourself marry horses and fat women have nothing else to live for... and would resort to that tactic.

Anyway... turns out it was this pussy that had issues with just about everyone there. Dude fucked up and got fired not more than a month after I got tested.

Well..call me surprised...or maybe not?

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your assertion wrote:someone called MY workplace to tell them to drug test me. You know that part in the rules that says NO EXCEPTIONS? Well, mother fucker, some cock sucker called my work place. That is the truth. Some of you pole smokers act like it's just a place to rant and rave, but clearly some of you that have had your asses handed to you for years have to go Jackie-in-Witchita because you are fucking losers that can't win a smack battle or try for another day.

Dave, I know you're reading this, but you are a piece of shit and you let this happen. Making fun of a drunk-ass wearing girls panties is one thing, then letting some loser get enough info to try to get me fired is another. Someone said I posted where I work but is obviously confusing PM's with board posts. I seriously doubt more than 2 or 3 people know where I work.

my response wrote:If someone called your employer anonymously and suggested that you get drug tested, what does that have to do with this board? Are you really suggesting that after you posted that you worked at Home Depot, someone here knew which one, and called your employer? That's simply ridiculous.

Seeing how you roll, more likely, someone you work with recognized that you had a problem, or has an axe to grind with you...knew where you worked, and called the place. Pure speculation on my part...but it sure seems plausible.

Yeah...I guess it was plausible. But really - thanks for the yukks. BTW - the best part of that thread is where you accuse someone of abusing your personal info...and then on the same page, post this:

Kengina, I know you are going through a nasty divorce.

...which, by the way, was the first I had heard of that - not that I needed to know then or now.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:05 pm

Making fun of a drunk-ass wearing girls panties is one thing

Correction - it is the ONLY thing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:06 pm

RACK Mgo for his PET and the subsequent havoc it has wreaked.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:14 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:True story... I thought one of you assholes called my workplace to set me up months ago.
Feelings of paranoia like this...............wouldn't give anyone a reason to think you are on something, would it?

Yeah, and the Loss Prevention officer thought it was bullshit also. Thanks for playing.

Go feed the livestock and fill the trough with fresh water. The herd is suffering as you spend too much time on TIB.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:22 pm

I'd love to visit Detroit based on this PET. Thanks again MgO.

I'm wondering if I should share the story of how I took a dump in Lake Michigan. Not something I'm proud of, but I had to do it. I was far away from anyone, so I didn't think it mattered.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:23 pm

No sense in PETs anymore. I'm gonna start blank threads and reserve the next post for the ...inevitable.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:25 pm

I'm wondering if I should share the story of how I took a dump in Lake Michigan.

Do we really need another thread where AP gets plungered?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:29 pm

Cool thing about D-town is if you run out of things to do, or if you're tired of getting mugged, you can hop the bridge over to Windsor and immerse yourself in a nightlife full of hot young scantily clad Canadian college chicks. There's a shitload of cool bars and lots of gambling. There's also a couple of ace strip joints...not really my scene, but it's worth going once.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:34 pm

Well a trip to Toronto would be in order to see the Hockey Hall of Fame, most def.

I made my first foray into Canada last summer. To Montreal actually. I have to say, if I had another lifetime - or wasn't married - I thought that place was awesome.

You know how "you know". We were at my cousins wedding and the night before we went to some bar - Rue St. Denis or something was the street. Waitress sees all my Celtic kin drinking like fish and asks me, I say water.

She says "Sure you don't want a beer or something". I was like "NO thanks, I'm allergic to alcohol."

She looks at me inquisitively. I follow with "Yeah, I break out in hand-cuffs". She was intrigued, I could tell. Kept being flirty every time she came back.

Then there was this other chick that kept eyeballing me. But reality set it in when as I was leaving, I noticed the clock was above my head.

!DOH!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:09 am

R-Jacked seems to be upset about something.

Now he's into "post total" smack.

"Plunger" smack comes in second place. I've sent your wife an oats gift basket. It should be there by now. The hand crafted molasses gift pack should arrive very soon.

Enjoy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:21 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mo Vaughn served me beer (FUCKING $9.50 per)

I hope you don't expect any change back, cheapskate.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:27 am

He's a Jew who kikejacked a PET thread to post his own PET. What do you think, he's into tipping?