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Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:55 am**

Leave it to Warren to break the streak.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:45 pm**

BSmack wrote:Leave it to Warren to break the streak.

Enlightenmen me oh brilliant one. I go all incoherent on your ass again if need be, however, I was just looking for some help. You're the one the hammer sycle on the helmet so go with the collective and join in on the process you fucking pussy.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:00 pm**

I prefer to think of Warren as just another Fool In The Rain.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:24 pm**

Doesn't that just warm the heart of your cockles.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:49 pm**

Mr. Hink,

Didn't your lovely wife tell you to take your godddam shoes off in the house?
You're tracking mud all over her nice clean floor!!!

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:59 pm**

Not only that but his clothes look soiled, and like a pathetic oaf, he's straddling -- nearly crushing -- some poor kid's stocking.
That stocking belongs HUNG, like you, Hink. duh!

Pound a fucking nail and get your shit together, redneck.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:28 pm**

Warren sort of resembles Joe Montana with a dorky, confused dog-tilt to his color-treated feather mulleted dome.

Nice change purse, Warren.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:38 pm**

I appreciate Bcrack or Sammy or whomever got my gangly ass on the web. I also think the comments that have been offered have been fitting, I'm a total dork that's for sure, but the limey wife took a bad pic there, she's really beautiful and also the kindest soul I've ever met.

I mean who in the hell else would put up with me after all these years. That's just after maybe 10 or so in the morning and I'd cut and raked the hay and I was probably already sauced on McCormick Vodka that being 2006 I believe.

For anyone that share's that same problem you try that damn AA and Hazelden in MN doesn't hurt either, if you've got excellent insurance or about 37K for a month. I've slipped since then, but for the most part my liver thanks me every day.

Whichever compadre bailed me out, please walk this dumbass through what I was doing wrong. I've got to go overseas one last time on the 4th for a couple of months min. and I'd like to know before than how to throw some funny moments to everyone from Grandma to the red eyed roughnecks, and when I get home, my ass is in computer classes.

I'm totally embarassed that it came to this.

To the guy's on this thread; (that needs to go the way of John Bonham): everything with me on this board is in jest, I dig the fuck out of all of you guy's and I sincerely appreciate the fact that you put up with my surly attitude and my lack of skills.

Now let's move forward and keep making fun of me, because as the world knows and you will soon find out; it's all about the Warren, man.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:41 pm**

RACK warren

What a perfect end to the perfect Stairway Thread .... it would be...

"Does Anyone Remember Laughter ?"

"This is a song of hope ....."

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:45 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:

Doesn't that just warm the heart of your cockles.

Oh, Goober got in on there, I would say thanks but I look so freaking stupid and my girl looks like she's ready to kick my ass because I probably already smelled of Jim Beam or Smirnoff.

However, if it was you thanks, I made a promise to put myself out there and you allowed me to keep it. CW.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:52 pm**

Hot Dog Warren, you're a regular Communication Breakdown.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:41 pm**

warren wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

Doesn't that just warm the heart of your cockles.

Oh, Goober got in on there, I would say thanks but I look so freaking stupid and my girl looks like she's ready to kick my ass because I probably already smelled of Jim Beam or Smirnoff.

However, if it was you thanks, I made a promise to put myself out there and you allowed me to keep it. CW.

warren,

You were part way there. You pasted the url for your photo page inside the image tags. You need to go to that page, and click on the little photo to bring up the actual full-size photo. Hold your mouse over the photo, right-click and select properties. Copy that address and put it in the image tags and it should display properly.

My suggestion would be that you immediately practice with another photo, say a nice picture of your lady’s cooter, and we’ll see if you’ve got the hang of it.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:52 pm**

For warren:

Goober McTuber wrote: Hold your mouse over the photo, right-click and select properties. Copy that address and put it in the image tags and it should display properly.

Glad I could help.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:21 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
warren wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

Doesn't that just warm the heart of your cockles.

Oh, Goober got in on there, I would say thanks but I look so freaking stupid and my girl looks like she's ready to kick my ass because I probably already smelled of Jim Beam or Smirnoff.

However, if it was you thanks, I made a promise to put myself out there and you allowed me to keep it. CW.
warren,

You were part way there. You pasted the url for your photo page inside the image tags. You need to go to that page, and click on the little photo to bring up the actual full-size photo. Hold your mouse over the photo, right-click and select properties. Copy that address and put it in the image tags and it should display properly.

My suggestion would be that you immediately practice with another photo, say a nice picture of your lady’s cooter, and we’ll see if you’ve got the hang of it.

At trollstop Never #III, I will kick your fat ass for the cooter comment. However, I appreciate the advice and I did do what you said before, but when the properties window came up I could not highlight I it so I kicked the cat, fell off the waggon, and told your wife to go home because I was out of crack and her stanky crack was now chafed after allowing my black lab Austin to go to town.

Other than that, I appreciate all your technical advice and your sisters skin flute skills, you taught her well young Jedi. sin w.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:29 pm**

Mikey wrote:For warren:

Goober McTuber wrote: Hold your mouse over the photo, right-click and select properties. Copy that address and put it in the image tags and it should display properly.

Glad I could help.

Thanks mikey, since I can't do it on computer I performed your old lady a visual on how to locate your pre-pubeascant cock and she's now e-mailing about another personal presentation because she say's the power point lessons just aren't as fulfilling.

I wish you the best though tiny, we can't all be adequate and Enzyte only goes so far doesn't it?

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:19 pm**

warren wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:My suggestion would be that you immediately practice with another photo, say a nice picture of your lady’s cooter, and we’ll see if you’ve got the hang of it.
At trollstop Never #III, I will kick your fat ass for the cooter comment.

So I gather that she doesn’t have that nice of a hoo-hah. Does it kind of look like this...

...only bigger?

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:50 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
warren wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:My suggestion would be that you immediately practice with another photo, say a nice picture of your lady’s cooter, and we’ll see if you’ve got the hang of it.
At trollstop Never #III, I will kick your fat ass for the cooter comment.

So I gather that she doesn’t have that nice of a hoo-hah. Does it kind of look like this...

...only bigger?

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:54 am**

mvscal wrote:
socal wrote:Warren sort of resembles Joe Montana
That would explain why he married Chris Collinsworth.

Jesus, dude! That's harsh, even by your standards. Spot on, but still harsh.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:57 am**

Comparing anyone, in any way, to Collinsworth is just low, probably should be a bannable offense.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:46 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:And nobody has still ever seen a picture of Colonlick/Goober. Funny how he gays that way. :D

You’re out fishing for photos from message board guys? Did you mean to post this under your Kid Nashville nic?

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:43 pm**

mvscal wrote:
socal wrote:Warren sort of resembles Joe Montana
That would explain why he married Chris Collinsworth.

I guess it's time to man up now isn't it, you want to be racist cocksucking chocolate sniffer?

Oh and smokie, I know you play some good music and all, but I've seen your img and you couldn't pull ass at a free whore house with a handfull of crack and a coupon.

Both of you are screaming at the team from the peanut section. Your microscopic balls scare no one but your mother's when they walk in your room and you've got a Men's Health mag spread out and a jar of vasoline on distended tummy's.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:53 pm**

warren wrote: vasoline on distended tummy's.

I'd pretty sure I'm glad I don't know what goes on in your head.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:17 pm**

Mikey wrote:
warren wrote: vasoline on distended tummy's.
I'd pretty sure I'm glad I don't know what goes on in your head.

I'm glad I don't either.

I can share this with you though, you and I mikey disagree on about everything political, but you have dignity and you are cerebral and I enjoy my time on this board because of people like you.

However, I'm proud of my girl and am damn lucky to have her so don't anyone that won't show their own significant other, be it male, female or animale knock her looks or ever mention her gash for God's sakes. I'm from South Texas and that kind of shit get's your ass kicked, run over by a 4X4, or shot.

mvscal throws out mvscal and spic like a frisbee, he's a wannabe soldier that if he hung out with my crew he'd get his ass kicked and the ass raped with a 40/40 bottle.

Goober is just fucking stupid.

However, they both share one thing in common, no fucking nuts. Man up faggots and show us your faces and your super models and your plastic bling.

Fuck off both of you.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:29 pm**

warren wrote:Goober is just fucking stupid.

I'm certainly smart enough to post your picture on the internet.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:34 pm**

mvscal wrote:Hey I wasn't knocking her looks, guy. Calm down. She's got a nice rack and, it appears, a pretty sweet ass. I'll keep her company for you when you're out there on the oil rig.

What are internet friends for?

Well I'll be. I've had you pegged all wrong mv. You trully are a giving and charitable fellow.

I'm curious though, will you have the ability to put in true quality time you'll need, after all the effort and expenditure you've given the Vogels?

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:46 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:And nobody has still ever seen a picture of Colonlick/Goober. Funny how he gays that way. :D
You’re out fishing for photos from message board guys? Did you mean to post this under your Kid Nashville nic?

Most of us have been posting together long enough that nobody gives a fuck anymore.
It has to really be worth the effort ('sup AP) for someone to even break out their crayons.

You know - if i saw Spray in Hartsfield I'd probably walk up to him and say hi.
Then I'd let him get back to work salting the fries. :D

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:25 am**

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:And nobody has still ever seen a picture of Colonlick/Goober. Funny how he gays that way. :D
You’re out fishing for photos from message board guys? Did you mean to post this under your Kid Nashville nic?

Most of us have been posting together long enough that nobody gives a fuck anymore.

I just find shutyomouth's obsession with collecting everyone's picture a bit disturbing.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:37 am**

Goober McTuber wrote:I just find shutyomouth's obsession with collecting everyone's picture a bit disturbing.

That's just spin.

Dude has made a point that most everyone on here has thrown (or in paul or wags cases) had their ugly mugs thrown up on the boards at one time or another. It's a pretty short list of those that haven't and your on it.

With your railing on the dregs of the board on appearance, it's pretty suspicious that you've never put one up.
Who knows, maybe your Lutheresque paranoid, horribly disfigured or a cow yourself.

Not that I give a shit either way, but since we're talking about it.........

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:06 am**

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I just find shutyomouth's obsession with collecting everyone's picture a bit disturbing.
That's just spin.

Dude has made a point that most everyone on here has thrown (or in paul or wags cases) had their ugly mugs thrown up on the boards at one time or another. It's a pretty short list of those that haven't and your on it.

With your railing on the dregs of the board on appearance, it's pretty suspicious that you've never put one up.
Who knows, maybe your Lutheresque paranoid, horribly disfigured or a cow yourself.

Not that I give a shit either way, but since we're talking about it.........

Or maybe I'm just one of those that don't give a flying fuck what any of you look like, and find it a bit bizarre that a number of you seem to. I've never understood the need for people to post their pictures here. Are you looking for some kind of validation?

Pretty short list of those that haven't posted their pic? Total horseshit. There's no question that the list of those who've posted their pictures is way shorter than those that haven't.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:07 am**

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I just find shutyomouth's obsession with collecting everyone's picture a bit disturbing.
Errrrr - I'm not the one keeping photos of people for 3 years, gonorrhea shit.

You might want to address that comment to someone who has, you stupid fat tard.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:21 am**

Goober McTuber wrote:
Or maybe I'm just one of those that don't give a flying fuck what any of you look like,

You obviously do since you comment on all of them. I think this thread just did a KYOA on that

There's no question that the list of those who've posted their pictures is way shorter than those that haven't.

Only beacuse you haven't been around long enough or didn't pay that much attention. From the NFL board, the only one I can think of who never through one up was poptart. And dude, it's not about anything other than just sharing funny / interesting (or not ) shit with whoever may give a fuck enough to comment on it. If you're still looking for SC - well it died. Now it's just a bunch of us old fuckers sitting around the bar complaining.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:10 am**

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Or maybe I'm just one of those that don't give a flying fuck what any of you look like,
You obviously do since you comment on all of them. I think this thread just did a KYOA on that

Jesus Christ. I don't give a fuck what any of you look like, but if you're going to post your pictures, yeah, I just might comment on them. I don't for a moment see how that's kicking my own ass. I thought you were the bright one in the KC contingent.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:13 am**

Scott wrote:From the NFL board, the only one I can think of who never through one up was poptart.

I'm a very handsome devil.

Just use your imagination.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:31 am**

poptart wrote:
Scott wrote:From the NFL board, the only one I can think of who never through one up was poptart.
I'm a very handsome devil.

Just use your imagination.

I'll take your word for it. Somehow I always had a mental association of you with Bobby Riggs

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:33 am**

Goober McTuber wrote:
warren wrote:Goober is just fucking stupid.

I'm certainly smart enough to post your picture on the internet.

Fair enough on that statement dude. I do appreciate you, I hope you got the memo that this was a smack board.

You're alright in my book bro and I just like stirring it up because I'm going stir crazy here in this big old farm house that's about to turn into a hurricane relief center again if that bitch comes up Galveston//Houston way.

I thought the photo of the gash was hillarious, but what the fuck are we doing here if we're not beating each other up. Toober, you're a good man and this thread has only been fun.

By the way though, me being an ex-officianado, she keeps her motor clean, for her age. If I was a still a predator I like them still on the vine, only legal.

Take care amigo, w.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:45 am**

mvscal wrote:
warren wrote: knock her looks or ever mention her gash for God's sakes.
Hey I wasn't knocking her looks, guy. Calm down. She's got a nice rack and, it appears, a pretty sweet ass. I'll keep her company for you when you're out there on the oil rig.

What are internet friends for?

Dude, with your disposition you couldn't keep shag carpeting company while I was on the rig. However, as I said to your sister Toober, I'm just fucking around here, I'm not used to sitting still this long. That's why I used to swallow valium like Cobain's wife, harf cocaine like well me, and drink like Farley. I get fucking bored and there's no surf here and pretty much all the work is done unless my kin allow me to re shingle the old bitch of a house, so I fuck with you people and dangle my self out there to be laughed at.

Nobody dislikes nobody here, because we don't even know each other. Now if you bitches could afford a two-fer Southwest airlines ticket to Bush Intercontinental this would the excellent venue for as "Romey" say's the mother of all T1B Stops. It's a 180 acres of nothing but fuck up land and I know all the cops so I'd be the one to go down.

This my absolute last drilling gig coming up on the fourth and then I'm headed for Arby's or some Technical School or anything. This life killed my Grandfather, it's about got my alcoholy Dad and it's not going to take me, plus I haven't saved a penny.

I think it's obvious to all that computers are not in my future so I'll figure something out when I get back, but as far as keeping my old lady company, just bring your gold card and take care her with you when you go.

Take care Mvscoundrel, you're alright too, no matter what Smackies asshole say's about you.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:54 am**

Last word on this on this worthless thread: I'm sober and I still didn't learn how to post a picture. You old farts from the old days still make my fucking day. I love this place and I don't have a mean bone in my towards not a one of you.

Everybody have a bad ass Labour day weekend end, be safe, watch football, and come Tuesday; somebody teach me how to work a PC.

Thank you everybody, I'll be at the Purple Pelican in Pensacola on Thursday the 17th.

This is Charleston Warren Hink and I'm out, don't forget to tip me, then your waitress and bartender, and then me again. Goodnight.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:54 pm**

Thanks, warren, for making this an entertaining thread. Not that the Robert Plant talk wasn't totally riveting. Just keep adding pictures to your photo account, I'll be glad to keep posting them. Happy trails.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:51 pm**

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
mvscal wrote:Hey I wasn't knocking her looks, guy. Calm down. She's got a nice rack and, it appears, a pretty sweet ass. I'll keep her company for you when you're out there on the oil rig.

What are internet friends for?
Well I'll be. I've had you pegged all wrong mv. You trully are a giving and charitable fellow.

I'm curious though, will you have the ability to put in true quality time you'll need, after all the effort and expenditure you've given the Vogels?

He'll just strap a Bengals helmet on her dome, get behind her, grab her by the earholes, and fantasize about the good ol' days.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:00 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote: Just keep adding pictures to your photo account, I'll be glad.

And there we see it yet again.

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