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The good news for Obama is that the ballot in 2012 will not read "Do you want Obama to be President, yes or no?" Instead, there will be other names next to his, and who knows what manner of humanity will be represented there.

Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, tell MgBlow to drop the Dan Vogel troll. Katy sold him out many months ago.

Oh, ok.

Atomic Punk wrote:I thought this was a "smack board."

It is... you're just not good at it. I have no fucking idea what you meant by taking a smoke break in between a set. Or the tattoo thing.

You should have went here:

We all know and hate “gym guy”. You know this “cat”. He’s the guy who rocks the weightlifting gloves…that he re-velcroes before every big set. Unless he’s truly a purist and then just goes with chalk. The same guy, who grabs a complete stranger and says, “yo, bro, can I get a quick spot” only to freak out if you try to spot him or assist him in any way screaming, “I got it. Don’t help me!”

It’s the same guy who when you’re in the middle of a couple of sets, asks if it’s cool if he works in, when he knows it not, and sweats up your machine. And if you tell him no, you’ve got a couple sets left, he’ll just set up shop five feet away and just stare at you until you’re done, muttering under his breath about how bad your form is. And the second you’re done, he stomps over and adjusts the weight as quickly as possible making sure you know how much stronger he is than you! “Gym guy” grunts like he’s passing a kidney stone and loudly drops dumbells on the floor after his dumbell press so everyone knows he’s “the guy” using 120 pounders.

Gym guy also loads his 60 megabyte iPod with Godsmack and Megadeath. And has different playlists for different workouts. The “pecs” playlist. And “delt” playlist. And trust me, they all rock…hard! And “gym guy” isn’t there to work out. He’s there to work! This is a job to him. In fact, he doesn’t even call it working out. To him, it’s training

Atomic Punk wrote:I keep getting told how I shouldn't take my ass handings seriously,

And we're sorry. We just didn't realize at the time that they were so important to you.

Right now, all of you... walk outside and don't tell me you don't see a morbidly obese male or female out in public.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I have no fucking idea what you meant by taking a smoke break in between a set. Or the tattoo thing.

You should have went here:

We all know and hate “gym guy”.

I've been around for 11 years now and have never had an issue with you. This morning "Doc" Horton was on the Rome show and talked about guys at the gym doing a set and take a smoke break between sets (he was kidding) to make a point about the intensity of his workout program. You had to be there, which you weren't to "gets it" type thingy.

Oh, and I knew if I clicked back into this thread our resident fence sitter PUSFAG would chime in. Doesn't matter what the subject, he will sit and wait until it's safe to enter a thread.

Any surprise that a thread titled "I made a huge mistake" would quickly become a showcase of indignity for Automatically Plungered?

Atomic Punk wrote:You had to be there, which you weren't to "gets it" type thingy.

Now that you've gone through the trouble of laying it out there, it looks even worse for you. Some asshat failing to deliver the funny is one thing. You taking this failed effort and regurgitating it makes you look like a complete fucking tool.

Oh I know. It looks so bad for me. I might as well call out sick tonight from being so bothered by you, MBlow, and PUS. You guys just totally ruined my day.

So you have had only one job in life... you know as a GM of a gym. I mean it's not like I've ever been smacked for having more than one job in my past. You were a GM at Gold's and were able to retire since you are capable of throwing me 20 yards across the room according to KC Scott?

Also, I'm trying to remember just one time you ever made me laugh. I never had any issues with you one way or another and still don't. MgBlow has cracked me up numerous times (see the above). You haven't and seem to be a good guy and all, but don't tell me to bring the funny when you have never once been able to "Bring It."

Go smoke some pot or whatever to mellow out.

Atomic Punk wrote:So you have had only one job in life... you know as a GM of a gym. I mean it's not like I've ever been smacked for having more than one job in my past. You were a GM at Gold's and were able to retire since you are capable of throwing me 20 yards across the room according to KC Scott?

What does this even mean? Are you pissed because you don't know shit about my personal life other than I managed a gym? Sorry for not getting falling down drunk at 9 pm on a weeknight and spouting off about my life's latest failure as has been your norm for the past 5 years. You're a joke, dude. And whether or not "you've been around for 11 years and never had an issue with me" won't change the fact that you're giving the wrong dude fitness advice. I would venture to say that most people who've been aroud since SC days know that I am "workout guy." It's not like I haven't devoted hundreds of posts about training and nitrition during this time. See, if you'd been active in those threads you'd know that this is something I have a passion for. But you didn't, because you cared more about what piece of women's underwear you were going to parade around your rat-infested apartment in. The fact you bought some DVDs on eBay and decided to do something about your alcohol-diseased, flabby mess of body doesn't make you an authority on the subject of fitness. Take your shitty videos, your gay little pamphlets, your faggoty little 90 day regimen and shove 'em up your ass. I guarantee you couldn't handle my workout routine for one day, let alone ninety.

You're entitled to your opinion. I've never once read anything you've spoken on the subject you know why? I don't read this board all that often. Since I didn't know you ARE "workout guy" then it's not directed toward YOU. It's directed toward people that don't workout and have no plan. Does that ease your melt? BTW, that's the only job you've ever had? If not, then don't be talking shit about my past, asshole.

I wonder how far Ucunt could throw TiVo?

smackaholic wrote:I wonder how far Ucunt could throw TiVo?

Are you talking underhand or overhand? I think uroidedrage2 may underestimate that fact that TiVo's head is full of lead and he needs to be careful with his back.

Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, that's the only job you've ever had? If not, then don't be talking shit about my past, asshole.

Nope... it's not the only job I ever had. However, I can guarantee you I made more $ managing a gym 10 years ago than you do now wiping asses and changing bedpans. Do you want me to forward you my CV so you can make fun of my MBA and Project Manager Certification?

Atomic Punk wrote:If not, then don't be talking shit about my past, asshole.

That sounds threatening. What are you going to do if I don't stop... come over and jizz up my mirror? Rummage through my wife's panty drawer? What?

Wow, just wow! Seeing "umeltwhenroideduptoo" coming unglued stating "I make more money than you" is about as funny as it gets. Now he gets all self-important with something called a CV since he now has an MBA with a "Project Manager Certification" doing something.

He just assured me of his lofty status of being something nobody has heard of. Way to go dude. A "I'm better than you" smack meltdown! hahahaha This is getting fun especially after I've given you a few outs. Not sure if you remember the old zztop with the "loser list" from the late 90's, but you've started a new one. You're ranked 1 of 1.

ucant wrote:Do you want me to forward you my CV so you can
make fun of my MBA and Project Manager Certification?

Nobody ever exaggerates anything on the internet.

Atomic Punk wrote:Now he gets all self-important with something called a CV.

I guess you don't write up a CV when your job experiences are limited to underwear model and Home Depot Clerk. Anyways. Yes. I am all "self-important" :? because I have... a detailed resume.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Now he gets all self-important with something called a CV.

I guess you don't write up a CV when your job experiences are limited to underwear model and Home Depot Clerk. Anyways. Yes. I am all "self-important" :? because I have... a detailed resume.

I only know from "detailed" experience I've been on a CV-43 USS Coral Sea and CV-62 USS Ranger, but not sure how you would write up an aircraft carrier. Not sure if there is a CV-99 USS Kansas City with your IKYABWAI reply. This is the ONLY thread I've been in over the last few years where I can honestly say this thread isn't going well for you tard.

Atomic Punk wrote:I only know from "detailed" experience I've been on a CV-43 USS Coral Sea and CV-62 USS Ranger, but not sure how you would write up an aircraft carrier.

That's amazing, Rambo. Perhaps you should have put all of your enemy personnel disposal experiences to good use instead of cleaning up after senile folk's incontinences.

Atomic Punk wrote:Not sure if there is a CV-99 USS Kansas City with your IKYABWAI reply.

Your obvious ignorance as to what a CV is means I am going all IKYABWAI, uhm, how? It's odd that expert in guerrilla warfare, a man who's the best with guns, with knives, and with his bare hands melts over a CV.

Atomic Punk wrote:This is the ONLY thread I've been in over the last few years where I can honestly say this thread isn't going well for you tard.

Didn't you make the same observation on page 13 of the Atomic Panties thread?

Fucking internet cowards, with large typing fingers, and small balls and tiny wangs.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: That's amazing, Rambo. Perhaps you should have put all of your enemy personnel disposal experiences to good use instead of cleaning up after senile folk's incontinences.

I'm a nurse, not a nurse assistant. I love seeing idiots showing up in the ER after being stupid out there. I don't work in a nursing facilitiy/home for old people. I thought I'd help you along there mental gimp.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Your obvious ignorance as to what a CV is means I am going all IKYABWAI, uhm, how? It's odd that expert in guerrilla warfare, a man who's the best with guns, with knives, and with his bare hands melts over a CV.

I melted? CV=Naval aircraft carrier. I thought you knew that. Not sure what CV you're talking about as nobody has gone Dins yet on what it is. Do you mean cardiovascular? If so, then nobody in the medical community that I know of uses that acronym of yours in any way. However, this thread is really deteriorating for you quickly.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Fucking internet cowards, with large typing fingers, and small balls and tiny wangs.

And you prefer it the other way around.

Atomic Punk wrote:I melted? CV=Naval aircraft carrier. I thought you knew that. Not sure what CV you're talking about as nobody has gone Dins yet on what it is.

Curriculum Vitae = a longer, more detailed resume.

Cuda wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Fucking internet cowards, with large typing fingers, and small balls and tiny wangs.

And you prefer it the other way around.

OHHH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

Atomic Punk wrote:Not sure what CV you're talking about as nobody has gone Dins yet on what it is.

It's not my fault you're fucking clueless.

Let's see what Page One of Google says about a CV:


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A whole lot of insecurity in this thread.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Cuda wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Fucking internet cowards, with large typing fingers, and small balls and tiny wangs.

And you prefer it the other way around.

OHHH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

That doesn't look much like an outright denial.

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm a nurse

AP blaming admins for leaking his employment info in 3...2...1...

Sorry guy, what am I supposed to be denying, exactly?

Do you work yourself into a defensive frenzy when someone lobs some third rate throwaway homosmack your way?

Oh shut up, you overstuffed faggot

Yeah I figured CV was creamy vagina.

Sig

AP

Maybe another bike rack incident would knock a little sense into him

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Not sure what CV you're talking about as nobody has gone Dins yet on what it is.

It's not my fault you're fucking clueless.

Let's see what Page One of Google says about a CV:


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That was overkill.

So a CV is essentially a resume, where you make up bullshit stories about yourself and hope some employer buys it.