Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll

[Invictus]

ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDIN ME???? I cant think of any vocalist in history, who has such a diverse and ever changing voice as elvis presley, with perfect pitch, and gritty soul, and opera like qualities, and a deep resonant baritone, a sweet falsetto, or the swcreamin punk rocker

Prince has, and had, a greater vocal range than Elvis.

[BSmack]

ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDIN ME???? I cant think of any vocalist in history, who has such a diverse and ever changing voice as elvis presley, with perfect pitch, and gritty soul, and opera like qualities, and a deep resonant baritone, a sweet falsetto, or the swcreamin punk rocker

Prince has, and had, a greater vocal range than Elvis.

Add Freddie Mercury to that list.

[War Wagon]

When it comes to vocal range, Prince couldn't carry the used condom that Freddie Mercury forgot to use.

[LTS TRN 2]

And let's not forget Presley's true peers following the 50's--Neil Diamond and Robert Goulet


First there was Elvis...then there was Elvis and me...then me and Elvis....and now there's just me...I'm Bob Goulet

[bradhusker]

ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDIN ME???? I cant think of any vocalist in history, who has such a diverse and ever changing voice as elvis presley, with perfect pitch, and gritty soul, and opera like qualities, and a deep resonant baritone, a sweet falsetto, or the swcreamin punk rocker

Prince has, and had, a greater vocal range than Elvis.

Add Freddie Mercury to that list.

actually, freddy was no where in the low baritone register, only higher register, elvis was all over the place, low high, in-between, no contest.
wow, how'd that feel to be bitch slapped, and quite easily I might add. :twisted:

[bradhusker]

Sure, doc, and don't forget Viva Las Vegas in that list of priceless American treasures. And of course the Dixie/Battle Hymn of The Republic medley that would leave them weeping through their Skoal. And Polk Salad Annie--he owned that tune!

Problem is, if you're really still into Elvis, you've got some serious issues with reality. Starting with those of major denial. Okay...take a deep breath...Elvis was the top pop star for about four years in the late 50's. After his brief never-left-the-base tour of military duty in Germany (his only departure from the continental U.S.) he returned to a second career of absolute schmaltz and unwatchable movies (where he prided himself on bedding every single female co-star). During these years he developed the serious drug problems that would eventually kill him. His music never recovered, despite big hits like Suspicious Minds. His lucrative career was beset by massive embezzlement by his hack grifter manager, the Colonel--in fact he was ripped off more than any other pop star, including Credence and the Beatles. His singing, while naturally maturing toward an operatic tone, suffered terribly in performance. His last few tours were a travesty of wheezing, whispering, and fogging out completely on stage. His weird unrelenting simplistic Christian fervor was perhaps a desperate handrail for a falling man. When on amphetamines--which was basically every day--he would demand that the band and singers stay up with him endlessly crooning old gospel songs. He was a voyeur who enjoyed watching others have sex, while he preferred dainty girlish types, and always a fetish for panties and so forth. He was possessed of neither intellect, wisdom, or wit. He had no discernible sense of humor, could not really play the guitar or perform martial arts and was really a perpetual teenager (look...at the comeback video when one of the band members is wearing a sharp looking outfit--and Elvis busts him--and not with any kind of mature affectionate humor, but as a rival teenager on the playground, making a catty remark instead). The deification of Elvis is all quite embarrassing, but so is Palin and Bachmann.

Don't worry, no one is taking you seriously. Your fake bluster is half amusing at best. From your grammatical markers I'd guess that you're just p-willie quacking off for shits and giggles. Go figure!

WOW, where do I begin? its way way too easy to destroy you, cause you just verbal diareheaa all over with no facts. FIRST, elvis developed his taste for drugs over in Germany during his tour of duty, they would use speed to man their post all night long. SECOND, elvis wasnt POP, he was the most diverse artist in history, with critically acclaimed works in 6 different genres of music. THIRD, did you try to reduce elvis to just a voyeur? of course elvis liked to watch girls having sex, who doesnt? well maybe you, cause your a dyed-in-the-wool-BONA FIDE faggott. BUT, elvis got to taste the pussies of some of the sexiest women ever to grace the silver screen.
I mean elvis presley got a young natalie wood, a very young barbara eden, he actually fucked the genie while Larry hagman never did. a teen aged cybil sheppard was fucked by the king, and, lets not forget a young delicious tuesday weld. remember carolyn jones, the original morticia adams? well, elvis fucked her when she was much younger. and, for you guys who like em a bit older? how about a very sexy barbara stanwick? WOW!!! next, elvis fucked, what I consider, to be the HOTTEST sweedish bombshell of all time, a young, real young, ann margret.
also
let us not forget a sweet and sugary Hope lange, shelly fabares, and 18 yr old FUCKIN SEXY AS HELL Linda thompson, miss tennessee. then, we have the beautiful black nun from the mgm movie, "change of habit", needless to say, she was changing her nun's habit a lot during the filming of that classic.
she was the pre-cursor to Halle Berry.

If you want, ive got a list of about a thousand more nubile young women and girls that the king dipped his kingly cock in, and he fucked em' in every hole too.
so, your lousy attempt to dis-credit the KING, just got debunked by me fella. AND, it exposes you as a frustrated closeted QUEER!!!

THATS RIGHT, its a well known psychological fact, that when you try to lie about another person, and try to knock them down a few rungs, IN REALITY, its you who are seriously lacking in every department.

NOW, ive just factually destroyed you, and, with quite ease I might add, also, you talked about the deification of michelle bachmann? umm, actually, she is an attorney who actually practiced LAW, unlike Obama. its the deification of Obama which is proving to be the MOST embarrassing of all.
Obama is proving to be a follower, not a leader.

Night after Night, concert after concert, city after city, elvis presley fucked young women in his hotel suite after each show, what the KING deemed ugly, he gave to his bodyguards to fuck.

as for LTS? well, its become quite obvious, that you are a classic dick sucking queenie. you could never get it up with a real woman, so you went the way of most fags, ur nothing more than a bitter dirty sissy boy, and I made you look foolish once again.

[BSmack]

actually, freddy was no where in the low baritone register, only higher register, elvis was all over the place, low high, in-between, no contest.

Elvis couldn't come remotely close to Freddie Mercury's high end vocal range. Period.

And while we're talking about monstrously wide vocal ranges, we would be remiss in not mentioning Steve Perry. That dude was a freak of nature.

[Goober McTuber]

If you want, ive got a list of about a thousand more nubile young women and girls that the king dipped his kingly cock in, and he fucked em' in every hole too.

There's hero worship, and then there's bradhusker.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If you want, ive got a list of about a thousand more nubile young women and girls that the king dipped his kingly cock in, and he fucked em' in every hole too.

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[poptart]

it exposes you (LTS) as a frustrated closeted QUEER!!!

This on top of being an out-of-the-closet IMBECILE?

Tough life.

NOW, ive just factually destroyed you, and, with quite ease I might add

The guy is a walking "fact-up," so it's not that much to pound your chest over.

And just curious, brad, where you get your 'fact' that Elvis fucked all these women... in every hole?

How did you come to know that they were done in every hole by the King?

[Goober McTuber]

And just curious, brad, where you get your 'fact' that Elvis fucked all these women... in every hole?

How did you come to know that they were done in every hole by the King?

Maybe brad was one of Elvis’ bodyguards. And Elvis wasn’t the only one with voyeuristic tendencies.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

this brad troll is really getting over. rack it...

[smackaholic]

it is a nice troll yob, if that is what it is. and it is looking more that way.

comparing elvis, or pretty much anyone in rock to freddie mercury is silly. dude had the best voice in the history of rock, IMO.

[LTS TRN 2]

Sorry, but "husker" is a mildly amusing clown at best. Of course I pointed out that Elvis banged every single leading lady in his train of dreadful flicks. But a hillbilly like "husker" can't deal with all the other basic facts I've offered, none of which are in dispute, it's common knowledge--'cept for true (fake) rubes who just blather on about poontang or whatever. What a boring idiot.

[bradhusker]

actually, freddy was no where in the low baritone register, only higher register, elvis was all over the place, low high, in-between, no contest.

Elvis couldn't come remotely close to Freddie Mercury's high end vocal range. Period.

And while we're talking about monstrously wide vocal ranges, we would be remiss in not mentioning Steve Perry. That dude was a freak of nature.

hm... excuse me, moron? do you even understand what range is? I just got thru telling you that freddy mercury didnt have a low baritone register like elvis had, freddy was more of a high register, so, then like a TRUE IDIOT, you then bring up steve perry? are you an ignoramus sir? STEVE PERRY is another vocalist with just the higher registers, no baritone whatsoever, you dumb arse.
THEREFORE, their respective ranges were NOT "all over the place like elvis', they mainly stayed in the very high ranges, you fuckin imbecile!!

elvis presley had the very low, and when he desired, he could hit a high note as well, maybe not as high as freddy or steve, thats a given, BUT, since elvis could go low , his overall range is better, understand now sicko?
ya follow shit-for-brains loser? :twisted:

[bradhusker]

Sorry, but "husker" is a mildly amusing clown at best. Of course I pointed out that Elvis banged every single leading lady in his train of dreadful flicks. But a hillbilly like "husker" can't deal with all the other basic facts I've offered, none of which are in dispute, it's common knowledge--'cept for true (fake) rubes who just blather on about poontang or whatever. What a boring idiot.

actually LTS, its you who are mistaken, you dont know a thing about the subject. I have forgotten more about elvis then you will ever pretend to know.

you post cleverly to try and mis-lead people who dont know about elvis, you use words like "pop" music, to make people think that elvis was just a "pop" star like a michael jackson, WHEN, in REALITY, elvis ' musical catalog is diverse with critically acclaimed music in 6 different genres of music.

I can see your thought processes coming from miles away, you are so simplistic in your lies and mis-information, its downright laughable.

THEN, you tried to poke fun at michelle bachman? this tells me that you are a sicko left wing nut job, a looney! Michelle bachman is actually an attorney, who actually practiced LAW, unlike barak obama, who was a community street peddler, peddling his bullcrap about taking other peoples' wealth and spreading it around to girls named shenequa, who smoke crack and make babies and dont work.

barak obama was a community street peddler, a rabble rouser who wants to take Joe's money, Joe, a hard working plumber who has to support a family, Obama would like to spread his money around to scumbags who sleep in all day and smoke crack. AND YOU DARE COMPARE HIM TO michelle bachman?

you left wing scum bag you!! you are a sick racist left winger who tries to make elvis presley look bad, MEANWHILE, anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that you are a lying fraud.

:twisted:

[bradhusker]

it is a nice troll yob, if that is what it is. and it is looking more that way.

comparing elvis, or pretty much anyone in rock to freddie mercury is silly. dude had the best voice in the history of rock, IMO.

actually, ur post is "silly", freddy's voice is great, but, he was a high range singer, no baritone whatsoever, elvis could sing low and high, not as high as freddy, but he could sing low baritone too, freddy could not.
so what dont you understand here?
looks like there is a failure to communicate here, lets see if I can simplify things here for the slow folks,

elvis, low, med high,
freddy, med high,
elvis 6 different genres of music,
freddy 2 genres of music
:twisted:

[bradhusker]

No, I said he was a tragic hoax. He was a very talented singer, no question. And better than Costello--though that Elvis acquits himself well on the Bacharach tune as I pointed out. Are you drunk in the daytime? Neither you nor "husker" seem to really know anything about Elvis Presley. For example, do you know why Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison were absolutely consumed with Presley as youths? Hint: Native American blood.

LTS, its you who know nothing about elvis presley, I destroy you in my absolute knowledge of the king, elvis totally owns burt's song, "any day now", which elvis recorded in 1969 in memphis, elvis' version of burt's lyrics is full of soul, its amazing.

LTS, you are a clueless clown, elvis presley had amazing soul, in fact, even james brown himself commented on more than one occaision about the kings' magnificent soulful voice.

elvis presley sits a top the music world, he always has, and always will, so, when a dumb clown like you, tries to paint a different picture, its laughable at best.

you dont have a clue as to this subject, just crawl back under that rock from which you came.
:twisted:

[LTS TRN 2]

"husker," you've amply demonstrated that you are a dribbling hillbilly swinging on Elvis' nutsack. Good, enjoy that. Here's the King after a gig--look, he's got a hot blond with him. Wow, I wonder if he's gonna plow her every hole! Well, probably not...after all, massive drug abuse renders the sex drive nil and void, as does obesity and heart disease. In fact, the hot blond will not engage in anything with Elvis except to get his blessing on the Lord's path, etc., as he passes out.

[bradhusker]

it exposes you (LTS) as a frustrated closeted QUEER!!!

This on top of being an out-of-the-closet IMBECILE?

Tough life.

NOW, ive just factually destroyed you, and, with quite ease I might add

The guy is a walking "fact-up," so it's not that much to pound your chest over.

And just curious, brad, where you get your 'fact' that Elvis fucked all these women... in every hole?

How did you come to know that they were done in every hole by the King?

poptart, first, you should know that ive done very intensive research on elvis' life and music career, for just over 30 years now, ive become an expert in every aspect of the King's career, you could say, that I am a PhD, you know, a doctor of elvisology.

elvis presley is so great, that anything I say, is a massive understatement. I mean, here is a man, who is in the rock n roll hall of fame, the country music hall of fame, and the gospel hall of fame.

Whenever you really want to know how great an artist is, all you need do, is to ask other greats in music, and dont just ask your average bands, go straight to the GODS of music, that way, you'll know for sure!!!

Led zeppelin, the beatles, johnny cash, james brown, bono, springsteen, the stones, elton john, ozzy, nugent, dylan, roy orbison, etc...etc...I can go on and on, BUT, one thing is absolutely clear, these legends ALL have tremendous respect and admiration for the king.

so, when some loser, some internet sissy named LTS, jacks off in his mom's basement, and tries to dis-respect a GOD, basic human psychology tells us that LTS is a troubled young man, quite possibly a candidate for transgender surgery at johns hopkins, either way, this freak LTS, cant be taken seriously,
I mean, anyone who takes money from his parents, and uses it to turn his penis into a vagina, COME ON!!!! :twisted:

[BSmack]

poptart, first, you should know that ive done very intensive research on elvis' life and music career, for just over 30 years now, ive become an expert in every aspect of the King's career, you could say, that I am a PhD, you know, a doctor of elvisology.

elvis presley is so great, that anything I say, is a massive understatement. I mean, here is a man, who is in the rock n roll hall of fame, the country music hall of fame, and the gospel hall of fame.

Whenever you really want to know how great an artist is, all you need do, is to ask other greats in music, and dont just ask your average bands, go straight to the GODS of music, that way, you'll know for sure!!!

Led zeppelin, the beatles, johnny cash, james brown, bono, springsteen, the stones, elton john, ozzy, nugent, dylan, roy orbison, etc...etc...I can go on and on, BUT, one thing is absolutely clear, these legends ALL have tremendous respect and admiration for the king.

so, when some loser, some internet sissy named LTS, jacks off in his mom's basement, and tries to dis-respect a GOD, basic human psychology tells us that LTS is a troubled young man, quite possibly a candidate for transgender surgery at johns hopkins, either way, this freak LTS, cant be taken seriously,
I mean, anyone who takes money from his parents, and uses it to turn his penis into a vagina, COME ON!!!! :twisted:

Tears Jerry. Tears.

[bradhusker]

now, back to the KING's many legendary sexual conquests. and, KEEP IN MIND, im only talking about the FAMOUS hollywood actresses, these stunning women were ALL fucked by the KING, but remember, there were hundreds upon hundreds of groupies and nubile young girls who got fucked by elvis after each and every concert.

anyone remember the hit tv show, "the Munsters"??? remember Lilly Munster? she was played by the famous actress Yvonne DeCarlo, now, this girl was fuckin HOT, I mean smokin sexy HOT HOT HOT!! imagine, if you will, elvis fuckin this sexy vampire looking chick, all the time, he must be looking over his shoulder, because at any moment, Herman Munster could come crashing thru that door, and tear the King limb from limb. Fred Gwynne was a very imposing character, in real life, he strongly resembled the frankenstein monster. BUT, I digress, elvis presley also fucked Carolyn Jones, now, if you idiots in here dont know who I am talking about, she was the original Morticia Adams. From the hit tv show, the adams family. elvis fucked her back in 1958, when she was younger and sexier and very nubile. Imagine, if you will, the King fuckin this incredible morbid piece of ass!!!
The creepy and the cooookey, the altogether spoooky, ALL OF A SUDDEN, thing crawls over, and puts one finger in her pink, and two more fingers in the stink!! THEN, without warning, a HUGE bell rings, and LURCH barges in and , well, I'll let you imagine the rest. NEEDLESS to say, elvis lived the life we ALL wish we could!!!

Remember "I dream of jeannie"?? well, Larry Hagman, who played J R Ewing on Dallas, first played major anthony nelson, but he never touched barbara eden. Elvis on the other hand, fucked her seven ways from sunday!! barbara eden was the hottest genie in a bottle ive ever seen. ANYONE remember Honor Blackman? she played Pussy Galore in the 1964 james bond flick, "Goldfinger", elvis stuck his "goldfinger" in her, many many times, and she was the hottest piece of ass that ive ever seen.

Elvis also had a taste for the "brown sugar", if you know what I mean. Cissy Houston, well, she is the mother of whitney houston, she was a member of the "sweet inspirations", elvis' back up vocal group, and they werent called "sweeeet" for nothin, elvis banged those soul sisters on a nightly basis.
in fact, I wouldnt be surprised a bit, if elvis were whitney's daddy. In 1969, elvis made a film called, "change of habit", it starred mary tyler moore, and no, elvis didnt fuck her, she was the ONLY babe, that got away, but, actually, the reason why he didnt fuck her, was because there was a beautiful young nubile black girl in that movie, and elvis spent the entire filming with her, so mary lost out, oh well.

Tuesday weld was one of the hottest blondes ive ever seen, and elvis did her in every hole, elvis did stella stevens also, BACK in the 1960's, elvis was a young stud, fuckin every hot girl in hollywood, and when he wasnt fuckin the stars, he was doin the extras and the grip girls as well. BUT, hands down, the hottest girl elvis presley ever did, had to be, without a doubt, Ann Margret.

fresh off the boat from Sweeden, this absolutely stunning redhead, was just a nubile young 19 years old. guys, if anyone has a chance, get a picture of Ann when she was just 19 or 20, WOW!!!!! it doesnt get any better. period.

Now, ive got a list of several other notable hollywood starlets, girls such as cybill sheppard, when she was just 18, Nattalie Wood, when she was just 18, in fact, the list of the KING's conquests is so fuckin amazing, it is without peer.

Everyone knows about Wilt Chamberlains claim of sleeping with 5000 women, HOWEVER, in my honest opinion, I would rather sleep with elvis' list of women than wilts', THE REASON? QUALITY. plain and simple, wilt's list is massive, HOWEVER, many many women on wilts list were as ugly as aids infected dogs.
THATS RIGHT, wilt slept with women so ugly, that some of them had to have been men.
ELVIS's list was the cream of the crop, only beautiful stunning beauties. each and every one, gorgoeus. so, there you have it, elvis lived the life of the KING.
:twisted:

[LTS TRN 2]

Bad troll!! Bad Troll!! Look, you've made a mess. You're repetitive, boring, shallow, uninformed, humorless and immature. Bad troll!! Now go to your room..

[bradhusker]

Bad troll!! Bad Troll!! Look, you've made a mess. You're repetitive, boring, shallow, uninformed, humorless and immature. Bad troll!! Now go to your room..

a glimpse of the LTS household when LTS was little and pooped his shorts, being sent to his room to wallow in his own dirty shit, waiting for his step dad to come home and beat the living crap outta him, :twisted:

[smackaholic]

it is a nice troll yob, if that is what it is. and it is looking more that way.

comparing elvis, or pretty much anyone in rock to freddie mercury is silly. dude had the best voice in the history of rock, IMO.

actually, ur post is "silly", freddy's voice is great, but, he was a high range singer, no baritone whatsoever, elvis could sing low and high, not as high as freddy, but he could sing low baritone too, freddy could not.
so what dont you understand here?
looks like there is a failure to communicate here, lets see if I can simplify things here for the slow folks,

elvis, low, med high,
freddy, med high,
elvis 6 different genres of music,
freddy 2 genres of music
:twisted:

yeah, but freddie had better range in bed.

[smackaholic]

Bad troll!! Bad Troll!! Look, you've made a mess. You're repetitive, boring, shallow, uninformed, humorless and immature. Bad troll!! Now go to your room..

he may be a bad troll, but at least he's not a shit troll.

in the genre of shit trolls, you remain "THE KING".

[bradhusker]

Bad troll!! Bad Troll!! Look, you've made a mess. You're repetitive, boring, shallow, uninformed, humorless and immature. Bad troll!! Now go to your room..

he may be a bad troll, but at least he's not a shit troll.

in the genre of shit trolls, you remain "THE KING".

well thanks smack!! its about time somebody paid me a compliment around here. of course once the college football season gets underway, and Nebraska starts to rule the big ten, im sure I'll be getting a lot more compliments on the BIG RED.
:twisted:

[LTS TRN 2]

As if anyone needed an indication of just how fake is "husker" on the subject of Elvis Presley, note that he continually regards him as a tenor, when of course Presley was a baritone. Enough of this boring twit.

[BSmack]

elvis, low, med
freddy, med high,
elvis 3 different genres of music (Rock, Country and Gospel)
freddy 3 genres of music (Opera, Rock and Disco)

FTFY

[smackaholic]

As if anyone needed an indication of just how fake is "husker" on the subject of Elvis Presley, note that he continually regards him as a tenor, when of course Presley was a baritone. Enough of this boring twit.

at least there's no disputing your position.

if sucking on the interwebs was opera, you'd be caruso and pavarotti rolled into one.

[LTS TRN 2]

I accept your mewling surrenders, knowing that you're spent and empty on this topic. And most others.

[mvscal]

I accept your mewling surrenders, knowing that you're spent and empty

Good job draining bradhusker there, Felchie. Maxwell Housing ballsacks is what you do best.

[bradhusker]

elvis, low, med
freddy, med high,
elvis 3 different genres of music (Rock, Country and Gospel)
freddy 3 genres of music (Opera, Rock and Disco)

FTFY

nice try smack, BUT, too bad you lied!!!! and I caught you smack dab and red handed!!

elvis, low, med , high,
freddy, med, high,

elvis, rhythm n blues, blues, rock, gospel, rockabilly, country, opera(its now or never) (surrender),(santa lucia),
freddy, rock disco,(disco is considered fag music)

:twisted:

[bradhusker]

elvis, low, med
freddy, med high,
elvis 3 different genres of music (Rock, Country and Gospel)
freddy 3 genres of music (Opera, Rock and Disco)

FTFY

nice try smack, BUT, too bad you lied!!!! and I caught you smack dab and red handed!!

elvis, low, med , high,
freddy, med, high,

elvis, rhythm n blues, blues, rock, gospel, rockabilly, country, opera(its now or never) (surrender),(santa lucia),
freddy, rock disco,(disco is considered fag music)

:twisted:

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

[Go Coogs']

so, when some loser, some internet sissy named LTS, jacks off in his mom's basement, and tries to dis-respect a GOD, basic human psychology tells us that LTS is a troubled young man, quite possibly a candidate for transgender surgery at johns hopkins, either way, this freak LTS, cant be taken seriously,
I mean, anyone who takes money from his parents, and uses it to turn his penis into a vagina, COME ON!!!! :twisted:

[Goober McTuber]

it is a nice troll yob, if that is what it is. and it is looking more that way.

comparing elvis, or pretty much anyone in rock to freddie mercury is silly. dude had the best voice in the history of rock, IMO.

actually, ur post is "silly", freddy's voice is great, but, he was a high range singer, no baritone whatsoever, elvis could sing low and high, not as high as freddy, but he could sing low baritone too, freddy could not.
so what dont you understand here?
looks like there is a failure to communicate here, lets see if I can simplify things here for the slow folks,

elvis, low, med high,
freddy, med high,
elvis 6 different genres of music,
freddy 2 genres of music
:twisted:

yeah, but freddie had better range in bed.

Something you’re trying to tell the class, Nancy?

[bradhusker]

how would he know freddy had better range in bed? cause if he had slept with freddy, then he might have HIV, the scary virus which can lead to FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!!!!1 :twisted:

[smackaholic]

Something you’re trying to tell the class, Nancy?

uhhh, yeah. freddie got around....a lot....with pretty much the entire sexual spectrum. sorry if this is news to you.

[Dinsdale]

Maxwell Housing ballsacks is what you do best.

Yeehaw