Doomsday Preppers

[Dinsdale]

dogs lived in trees.

And they didn't even have to climb down to get a drink -- they just waited for the water to run up the trunk.

[mvscal]

Leave it to mvscal to show that water does indeed run uphill.

Like I've always said I'm here to help.

[Moving Sale]

Way to bump my thread dickhead. It had pretty much ran its course,

No. I haven't finished bashing you in the head yet. When I'm done I'll let you know.

but you have to chime in 7 days later and kick it back up.

I was busy living in the Real World.

Since you feel the need to recap smack, for you own purposes, I won;t.

Huh? Did you have a stroke during your typing of that sentence?

Finish filling your pool, get in and shut the fuck up.

Again, WTF is that abortion? I always just called you a tard, but I'm beginning to think you are an ACTUAL retard, Special Olympics and all.

Again, Duhhron please tell us how water is cleaned by being in a creek or how water can't be diverted even though it has been done since the dawn of man.

Dumbsdale,
Water can be diverted MANY ways. You typing 'GRAVITY' over and over is not helping your case.

[Dinsdale]

GRAVITY.

Maybe if I type it enough, you'll figure out the major impediment to diverting a stream through a canyon.

[Moving Sale]

What do you think is going to happen in an emergency? That all the upstream people are just going to give up and walk away? Or do you think they are going to dig and dam and pump and carry and syphion and god knows what else to get the water they need?

You are one stupid fuck.

[Derron]

What do you think is going to happen in an emergency? That all the upstream people are just going to give up and walk away? Or do you think they are going to dig and dam and pump and carry and syphion and god knows what else to get the water they need?

You are one stupid fuck.

Says the ankle biting midget who was voted Board Bitch. You forgot to include suck on your list of water diversion methods. You were too busy sucking your queer lovers midget dick to put it in there....Oh, and for your lesson this morning bitch it is "siphon". Idiot. You must have that confused with syphilis. What you have in your mouth.

[Moving Sale]

Nice trifecta of retardation.
Step one: Call someone a BB.
Step two: Call them a fag
Step three: Break out the appearance smack for the 10th time in one thread.

You could have just posted a picture of a white flag you vapid fuck.

[Derron]

Nice trifecta of retardation.
Step one: Call someone a BB.
Step two: Call them a fag
Step three: Break out the appearance smack for the 10th time in one thread.

You could have just posted a picture of a white flag you vapid fuck.

[Moving Sale]

Keep digging the hole deeper you stupid fuck.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Sin,
Anyone who had the misfortune of reading any part of tvzero's and duhron's cripple fight.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I post with a bunch of nutjobs, apparently. Oh well, after this much time, that really shouldn't surprise me.

And rack this . . .

You have a much better chance of dying from a car wreck than you do from some kind of apocalypse. Do you take measures beyond buckling up? Perhaps you don't drive at all? Where does one draw the line with being "prepared?" Seems there's about a thousand things to concern yourself with well before "Doomsday."

The gig is up, Rambo. You know, they have video games for you to play out this sort of fantasy.

[Dinsdale]

I post with a bunch of nutjobs, apparently.

Yep. Anyone who doesn't do any preparation, and instead relies on others to bail them out in a catastrophic event is indeed a nutjob.

And rack this . . .

You have a much better chance of dying from a car wreck than you do from some kind of apocalypse.

Sorry, you've both failed todays combined global history/math class.

Might wanna crack a book sometime.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I post with a bunch of nutjobs, apparently.

Yep. Anyone who doesn't do any preparation, and instead relies on others to bail them out in a catastrophic event is indeed a nutjob.

And rack this . . .

You have a much better chance of dying from a car wreck than you do from some kind of apocalypse.

Sorry, you've both failed todays combined global history/math class.

Global history?

Since you want to talk global history, how long have automobiles been around? 100 years, maybe a little longer?

Not much time to rack up huge death numbers, from an historical perspective, now is it? Of course, that doesn't mean that, right now, there isn't a much better chance of dying in an automobile accident than in some sort of apocalyptic event.

Might wanna crack a book sometime.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Sorry, you've both failed todays combined global history/math class.

Might wanna crack a book sometime.

By my count...

deaths from auto accidents - hundreds of thousands
deaths from end of times destruction - 0

[Van]

I post with a bunch of nutjobs, apparently.

Yep. Anyone who doesn't do any preparation, and instead relies on others to bail them out in a catastrophic event is indeed a nutjob.

And rack this . . .

You have a much better chance of dying from a car wreck than you do from some kind of apocalypse.

Sorry, you've both failed todays combined global history/math class.

Might wanna crack a book sometime.

Wrong.

Mgo's point is irrefutable. Preparing for Doomsday is just fucking silly. There are countless other much more likely possibilities to prepare for, most of which the Preppers don't do.

They're worried about the Apocalypse? They're more likely to shoot each during domestic disputes. They're more likely to die from smoking and being fat fucks.

They're more likely to die from being hit by lightning.

This is just grown people playing retarded fantasy games involving their favorite pasttime: the hoading and flaunting of guns.

[Moving Sale]

Sin,
Anyone who had the misfortune of reading any part of tvzero's and duhron's cripple fight.

How is me beating him over the head till he passes out a cripple fight? You mean I'm fighting a cripple? Mmmm I knew that.

[Moving Sale]

I post with a bunch of nutjobs, apparently.

Yep. Anyone who doesn't do any preparation, and instead relies on others to bail them out in a catastrophic event is indeed a nutjob.

And rack this . . .

You have a much better chance of dying from a car wreck than you do from some kind of apocalypse.

Sorry, you've both failed todays combined global history/math class.

Might wanna crack a book sometime.

Nice white flag fucktard.

[Moving Sale]

Parole is spelled p-a-r-o-l-e not p-e-r-i-o-d.

[Goober McTuber]

Sorry, you've both failed todays combined global history/math class.

History has shown us that:

Moving Sale + conversation = small talk