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Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:15 am**

So, we got the "I have a life" bit, the "mom's basement/Mt Dew" bit...

I feel like I got cheated out of the "orange-stained dick while jacking off eating Cheetos" bit.

I mean, if you're going straight out of Smack For Dummies, Volume 1, why do it half-assed?

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:16 am**

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:06 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:So, we got the "I have a life" bit, the "mom's basement/Mt Dew" bit...

I feel like I got cheated out of the "orange-stained dick while jacking off eating Cheetos" bit.

I mean, if you're going straight out of Smack For Dummies, Volume 1, why do it half-assed?

"Fun with Cheetos" is 3/4 of the way through. She/he/it just bought the book. Give shim some time.

This bitch/queer has probably only gotten to the "work smack generator" page.
SPOILER ALERT: Shim will force Walmart into all work smack. Prepare to curl in horrah as you are called a door greeter.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:47 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:I want to know how these newbies found this place.

Did they come from another Jim Rome type board? Did someone here recruit them? Surely they didn't just happen upon this lace while surfing the web and then decide to register.
'buzzer recruited 'em.

I've never brought anyone to the board. Maybe I should. Do we need some more old geezers?

Nah. You, Wolfman and OCD Mike are enough to make me look young by comparison.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:50 pm**

Went to walmart and strolled through the tv aisle. I laughed. Not even for my closet...

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:54 pm**

I'd bring in some folks, but I don't want to deal with the messages of "Holy shit. You talk like that on the internet too?"

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:48 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:Nah. You, Wolfman and OCD Mike are enough to make me look young by comparison.

My spreadsheet sucks donkeydick, but I believe ChargerMike is the geezer, and OCD is around my age (a spry young man).

I could be way wrong though.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:58 pm**

Yeah, I probably mixed up the Cali Mikes. And it has nothing to do with my age.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:00 pm**

IIRC, one is known for the Humpday Challenge, the other for being Humpback Challenged.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:26 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Nah. You, Wolfman and OCD Mike are enough to make me look young by comparison.

My spreadsheet sucks donkeydick, but I believe ChargerMike is the geezer, and OCD is around my age (a spry young man).

I could be way wrong though.

I think I'm about halfway between.

CM, BTW moved to Hemet recently. It's prolly about 105 out there today. His face will likely be looking a lot older a lot faster now.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:24 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:'buzzer recruited 'em.

I've never brought anyone to the board. Maybe I should. Do we need some more old geezers?

couple of things - FWIW, the 2 recruits are older than me.
i didn't really explain much about you degenerates or what goes on here.
just something about a bunch of loud mouthed, homophobic, racist, know-it-all, misogynist assbags talking shit to each other and eh, AP's panties.
file any and all grievances with Mgo.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:29 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:I think you covered it pretty well. :grin:

buzz, I wasn't suggesting your friends were geezers. I was referring to myself.

i am aware of that, silly.
they kind of are though... 'specially the damn hippie.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:33 pm**

The damn hippie seems to have gone MIA already.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:40 pm**

he's probably busy stocking his bomb shelter. and polishing the bong.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:56 pm**

lovebuzz wrote:he's probably busy stocking his bomb shelter. and polishing the bong.

tell him The Ready Store® (where America Goes To Get Ready®) has got a sweet deal on Saratoga Farms 6 gallon valuebuckets of oatmeal and 1-year supply of MRE's....

better tell him to pick up an additional generator too....those grow lights won't power themselves

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:45 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:Yeah, my wife would literally die if she saw the shit that goes on in here.

Well, I'd have to say that one did take a bit of explaining.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:57 pm**

The hippy is back and ready to go. I was lost in joyous expanse that is life and shit. ( Lotta yard work and shit) But I am back and you shall all be enlightened by my being, wisdom, rants, and typo's.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:58 pm**

I ♥ you. don't tell your wife though.

ps: that's a wild and wacky sig you've got there.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:02 pm**

lovebuzz wrote:I ♥ you. don't tell your wife though.

see one has fallen the massive aura I expel from my person as a fat man must expel the sweat from his balls.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:04 pm**

English, motherfucker.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:07 pm**

It is English Biatch...

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:08 pm**

that hippified gibberish scares me.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:10 pm**

wizzardrose wrote:
lovebuzz wrote:I ♥ you. don't tell your wife though.
see one has fallen the massive aura I expel from my person as a fat man must expel the sweat from his balls.

Just because I love the buzz so much let me translate to Detriotnesse
"The ho be trippin' 'cause I be pimpin' like a mac daddy"

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:21 pm**

mvscal wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Yeah, my wife would literally die if she saw the shit that goes on in here.
Well, I'd have to say that one did take a bit of explaining.

And how the fuck did you manage it without her crumpling to the floor in sheer terror, Florida Gators Girlfiend style...

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:27 pm**

wizzardrose wrote:Just because I love the buzz so much let me translate to Detriotnesse
"The ho be trippin' 'cause I be pimpin' like a mac daddy"

yeah, no. let's not. these mensas think i like black cock and so will probably perceive this as some sort of confirmation.
'cause, you know... 11-12 years of black cock smack is so fresh, so clean.

ps: you're about as ghetto as Dobie Gray.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:38 pm**

Van wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Yeah, my wife would literally die if she saw the shit that goes on in here.
Well, I'd have to say that one did take a bit of explaining.
And how the fuck did you manage it without her crumpling to the floor in sheer terror, Florida Gators Girlfiend style...

I do not beat or otherwise intimidate women except with my johnson which is not particularly long but quite girthy and wielded with a berserk frenzy of approximately 30 seconds duration.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:40 pm**

lovebuzz wrote: these mensas think i like black cock and so will probably perceive this as some sort of confirmation. 'cause, you know... 11-12 years of black cock smack is so fresh, so clean.

I was under the impression that you were partial to stinking, unwashed Arab cock or was it both?

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:47 pm**

Well, lovebuzz, he's got you there.

mvscal, okay, so your wife didn't slink to the floor in fear of receiving a beating from you, but after checking out the board for even five minutes how was she ever able to reconcile herself to the fact that she's married to that certifiably evil mvscal guy?

Or did you just tell her he's a Marty troll?

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:53 pm**

She doesn't really "get" trolling but has taken my word for it that it's all in good fun.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:54 pm**

Van wrote:Well, lovebuzz, he's got you there.

yeah, got me by the britches as i try to run like hell from the ick factor.
the ill-informed Candian guy brings enough for 3 boards...
no need for Slingblade to supplement the creepy.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:57 pm**

I notice that you didn't deny the charge.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:02 pm**

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:02 pm**

Mother of Fuck.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:03 pm**

wizzardrose wrote:The hippy is back and ready to go. I was lost in joyous expanse that is life and shit. ( Lotta yard work and shit) But I am back and you shall all be enlightened by my being, wisdom, rants, and typo's.

You'll find that were very hard here on inappropriate use of apostrophes.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:03 pm**

mvscal wrote:She doesn't really "get" trolling but has taken my word for it that it's all in good fun.

"But being a monster? Why is that how you like to have fun?"

No? She never made that leap?

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:05 pm**

Mikey wrote:
wizzardrose wrote:The hippy is back and ready to go. I was lost in joyous expanse that is life and shit. ( Lotta yard work and shit) But I am back and you shall all be enlightened by my being, wisdom, rants, and typo's.
You'll find that were very hard here on inappropriate use of apostrophes.

I see what you did there.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:06 pm**

What gets spread further?

The geographical distance between the Buzzer and her (estranged) children, or her legs during Ramadan?

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:24 pm**

Martyred wrote:What gets spread further?

The geographical distance between the Buzzer and her (estranged) children, or her legs during Ramadan?

Oh joy. The leg chewing, taint nibbler has decided to grace me with some ass backwards Islamofascist bad mommy smack.

So fresh, so clean.

Sincerely,
2001

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:29 pm**

Oh joy. The leg chewing, taint nibbler has decided to grace me with some ass backwards Islamofascist bad mommy smack.

So fresh, so clean.

Sincerely,
2001[/quote]

Hey you talk as if taint nibbling and leg chewing is a bad thing.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:31 pm**

Look, just because your little ones are clawing through a Chick-Fil-A dumpster (praise Him) for their next meal tonight while you paint yourself up for some greasy Iranian A2M tonight, that's no reason to lash out at me.

:|

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