T1B

I don't find her very attractive--one of those nut-cutting harpy blondes--and he didn't fuck her anyway, that's for sure. And, yes, he's a squirmer, creeping about like a mischievous kid. I realize that most of you Tea Bagging types have never left the playground--or still go there in these threads to find some of that familiar comfort from when you actually felt right. Regardless, a career as an astronaut was just a playground fantasy for you and jay and "roach" and so forth, and yet....you're prepared to dismiss the credibility of not only an astronaut, but one of NASA's very best? Now, I shouldn't need to belabor the point that like yourself, I require some kind of practical evidence before I "believe" in such a claim as his. But unlike you, I see no reason to dismiss him out of hand--especially since he's not the only NASA astronaut to make such claims. Of course I'm referring to Buzz Aldrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlkV1ybBnHI

As for coyote, what a fake. I raised, and he folded!

Well that would be a flat out lie, P-willie. Of course you read my humble post. And you know damn well I've got you squared up and centered. Samantha Mohr is a classic yammering bitch. That I recognize this immediately--and I really have no idea of her gig--certainly doesn't suggest that I'm gay. Part of the charm of this palsied forum is never needing to prove I'm not black, a Jew, a woman, a queer, or an alien. :)

Are you ready to deal with the fact that of course 9/11 was an inside job by the fanatical Zionazis? Why not? Too much horror? Right answer :wink:

Why do you even show up? What? All you can do is post childish nonsense? Fine. Bye bye.

A 'Tard in the Life

I read the board today oh, boy
Another post from LTS TARD 2
And though the post was rather dull
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the aftermath
He blew an alien on Mars
He didn't notice the jizz on his chin
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his act before
Everyone was pretty sure that he was from the house of 'tards...

Another post today oh, boy
He claimed George Bush had caused 9/11
He blathered much to his dismay
But I just had to look
Having read this kook
He'd love to wake..you...up...

He woke up, fell out of bed
Fell on the floor and hit his head
Found the One Board and he wrote some crap
And looking up, he noticed he was wrong,
Found his notes and tin foil hat
Made up shit in seconds flat
Found an e.t. and he got butt-probed
Screamed in joy while his ass was filled with cream

Ah...aah...aaaah, ah,
aaaah..ah, aaaah...ah, aaaaahhh...

I read the board today oh, boy
One giant hole in LTS TARDS rear
And though his logic isn't strong
He keeps on posting on
While lying to himself until his dignity is gone
He loves to lead...you...on...

Rack Jay. Old school smack never gets old, whether it's coming from Jay or ML.....it's all good. Making fun of the douchebag is far more entertaining that trying to argue with him.

88 wrote:http://www.psych-research.com/s/conspiracy/

I did it.

Only one I "bought into," so to speak, is the Climate Change "theory," since it's not a "theory" -- withholding/falsifying data is PROVEN FACT, so it doesn't qualify as a "theory."

But isn't it funny how LTS buys into all the theories the Lefty Loonies put out there, but the one we have actual proof of a conspiracy for, is the one where he takes the opposite side? Yet the others, which have little to no evidence for, save some whacky tests-the-limits-of-the-imagination shit, he eats up like a hungry vulture.

Yeah, he's pretty credible on this stuff.

88 wrote:I had the same result.

Because you're not a complete idiot.

One "conspiracy theory" has well-documented, easily verifiable facts to prove it. None of the others listed do.

So which one doesn't LTard buy into? You guessed it. He actually screams from the rooftops that it isn't a conspiracy. Fucker must lead one boring life.

Good job, Jay. On this topic I can roll wide, low, and off the map. Why not? Has anyone anywhere offered a reasonable take on Buzz Aldren's look-into-my-eyes declaration of just what he and Michael Collins and Neil Armstrong observed very clearly on the way to the moon? Fuck it! Game on...

I'm just a highly trained chimp, yes...but I know what I saw..

P-willie, if you can't hang--and by that I mean actually dispute or agree or offer something , well shut the fuck up. What's your tiny little take on Buzz Alderin's claim? Simple as that. I don't expect everyone to simply believe him or anyone, but at least put up something. You're doing the little bratty kid number again.

I was going to let this rest, as the song parody pretty much cut to the heart of LTS TARD's lunacy, however, a couple of this nutjobs comments needed to be addressed...

LTS TRN 2 wrote:I don't find her very attractive--one of those nut-cutting harpy blondes--

Not only is Sam attractive, she isn't really a blonde. The pic on the bottom is her natural hair color. And I know she's a true red-head because of the whole drapes/carpet analogy. The fact that LTS doesn't find her attractive but will go jizz-wild over a couple of ancient astronauts goes to show the true nature of his "preferences".

and he didn't fuck her anyway, that's for sure.

What is for sure is I did. We worked together for a number of years. Lots of parties, dinners, etc. One thing led to another, it happened. Not a bid deal, not very long term, just fun for while. I could sit here and give you any number of personal facts about the lady, about our history, about the way social circles work in a news room, but it would be wasted on a pitiful freak like you. Plus, it would be a moral and ethical betrayal to go into details. So, believe what you want. I'll take a hot red-head over an old, alcoholic geezer or gray-skinned myth any day.

Regardless, a career as an astronaut was just a playground fantasy for you and jay and "roach" and so forth,

Tell us TARD, how much time have you spent with your career in astrophysics? Space aeronautics? How much time have you spent in space, other than lost in that blank one between your pointed ears. Talk about a playground fantasy. The closest you've been to an astronaut is to that decrepit, cum-crusted poster of Buzz Aldrin on your basement wall. Tell you what sporto, my uncle happened to work for NASA. He helped with the design of the fuel systems used in the Apollo rockets. He also shared a number of stories about the various missions and their astronauts with our family. One thing that is public knowledge is of Aldrin's bitterness, depression and alcoholism. Given his current mental state, he is hardly a credible source on UFO's. It is well known that most astronauts and pilots who come forward with tales of UFO sightings do so at the tail-end of their careers. Edgar Mitchell always had a fascination for e.s.p and the paranormal. He was predisposed to believe in aliens. And if you know anything about point-of-perception perspective, and how seeing something for the first time with no known physical reference point by which to compare it to, can lead to all kinds of wild speculation. I covered this before with mvscal. Used the isolated native on a remote island as an example. If someone who had spent their entire life with no outside contact, no other visitation from other societies, suddenly saw a Viking ship appear on the horizon, land and then dispatch a bunch of tall, pale-skinned, hairy and horn-helmeted crazy-eyed Vikings, weilding swords and fire, would not that native believe himself to be in the presence of Gods?

Same thing applies to weird lights in the sky. Since you don't know what they might be, it's really easy to jump to the UFO conclusion, even though you were probably looking at ball lightning, flares, shooting stars, etc. Even an experienced astronaut, albeit one who may be prejudiced toward paranormal answers, might put aside logic and swear he saw a saucer when in fact it was just a kind of light source he hadn't seen before from a specific perspective. Pilots and astronauts at the end of their careers are well known to come forward with stories of mysterious, unexplained sightings for all sorts of reasons. Mostly they just want attention. They're frustrated that their journeys are over and they want to stretch things out. Maybe they're tottering on the brink of senility, like Mitchell and Aldrin. It's sad, but it doesn't give them credibility now. I've heard enough tales of retired space jockeys to know when the thin veil of reality gets shredded by old-age. Of course, yours is shredded by pure insanity, but that's obvious enough.

and yet....you're prepared to dismiss the credibility of not only an astronaut, but one of NASA's very best?

Yes, done and done.

Now, I shouldn't need to belabor the point that like yourself, I require some kind of practical evidence before I "believe" in such a claim as his. But unlike you, I see no reason to dismiss him out of hand--especially since he's not the only NASA astronaut to make such claims. Of course I'm referring to Buzz Aldrin.

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*see alcololic, bitter, depressed old loon above

As for coyote, what a fake. I raised, and he folded!

No, ML@Coyote showed you for the goofy nut you are. I put the exclamation point on it. He didn't fold, he was just done with you. The only thing you raised was your unbridled credulity.

Dream on you sad little troll. Wakey-wake and smell your own bullshit.

Willie, you're dead drunk in the daytime, evening, and the middle of the night.

I honestly didn't even read your driveling childish attempts at smack.
As for the Mohr harpy, yeah that's her, a classic perky nut-cutting harpy who what...is some weather lady on local San Diego TV? Who fucking cares---and you're a total Skoal-sucking idiot.

As for your attempt to dismiss Buzz Alderin as some kind of nut...okay, offer something to back that up.

As for Coyote, he folded and is basically done, just another cat-calling little kid--very common around here, go figure.

Well, I believe you're a drunk asshole...who dribbles a whiz while teetering in the narrow doorway of your trailer bathroom. As far as actually having a damn thing to say or offer, no...you're a total joke. Stop wasting my time.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:I honestly didn't even read your driveling childish attempts at smack. As for the Mohr harpy, yeah that's her, a classic perky nut-cutting harpy who what...is some weather lady on local San Diego TV? Who fucking cares

Sam is a classic. She is perky. She's a fantastic mom, has a kind and giving heart, knows a thing or two about weather and is, in all senses of the word, beautiful. I have no idea where you're getting the "nut-cutting" line from, or what you specifically mean, but trying to smear what you can't touch, see or know in the real world betrays your blatant jealousy and isolation from everything true and meaningful. Just because you can't have it or hold it, doesn't give you permission to dismiss it. Cheer up sparky, you'll always have your tin-foil beenie and E.T. action figures to whack off with.

As for your attempt to dismiss Buzz Alderin as some kind of nut...okay, offer something to back that up.

I did. Can't you read clearly? What part of senile, drunken, bitter old fart can't you comprehend? He's not a nut, not like you. He's just lost in his own mental fog of booze abuse, something that has been tragically well chronicled. Ignore the facts all you want to felchie. Just keep drinking from the cup of hysterical, paranoid delusion and type-type-type your way down the shit-stained swirl of the mental toilet you call reason. I'll be there to press the flush handle and send you home.

Bon voyage vous troll de merde.

So it's "well chronicled" that Buzz Alderin is drunken and depressed..and senile? Where? And what about the others? What about the fighter jet pilots who've similarly reported clearly sighted UFOs?

As for Ms. Mohr, I have no idea who she even is--and I really don't care, since this sort of twaddle is regularly thrown in just to divert and distract any sort of ASS--KICKING being endured by tedious fake assholes like you.

For what? i just kicked his ass. He's got nothing except the tall order of actually backing up one of his childish cat-calls. And guess what, KC? Like you, he's got nothing. Just like Coyote, Mall Cop, B-juice ( the most fraudulent) and dins. You're all my bitches, but really I don't get any enjoyment just rolling you up. I much rather prefer to see a hint of light going on in your dim domes.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:So it's "well chronicled" that Buzz Alderin is drunken and depressed..and senile? Where?

From his own lips felchie.

"Magnificent Desolation", By Buzz Aldrin -- reviewed by Ben Higgins


"Ultimately, it is this human side of Aldrin that can't live up to his public image. He becomes a bitter, philandering drunk, struggling with depression. He writes candidly about trading on his fame to excuse appalling behaviour. His attempts to confront his alcoholism are genuine and admirable, and flashes of self-awareness – occasionally he parodies his moonwalker status – reveal a wry side. Despite his lingering sense of entitlement, it's hard to feel too critical, given that American-hero status was thrust on him in no uncertain terms.

And what about the others? What about the fighter jet pilots who've similarly reported clearly sighted UFOs?

Link? And when I say link, I mean one with verifiable real-world accountability and physical reality to back it up. Not speculation and conjecture and supposition based on ill-conceived PERCEPTIONS.

And where is the proof? Where are the photos? Find one picture that is real. One.

Of all of the UFO sightings in all the world by all the pilots, astronauts, cosmonauts and Joe Schmoes, there doesn't exist a single shred of proof, especially in photo-form, of a single real UFO. Yet, we have how many views of planes flying into the Twin Towers? We have just about every single person in the world with a smart phone with a camera in their hands, day and night, and still not one single, solitary bit of photographic or physical proof of flying saucers.

As for Ms. Mohr, I have no idea who she even is--and I really don't care, since this sort of twaddle is regularly thrown in just to divert and distract any sort of ASS--KICKING being endured by tedious fake assholes like you.

You have no idea who she is and yet you continue to blab about her. You say you don't care yet you can't let it go. But of course I have been mentioning perception here. And yours is that you have achieved some sort of Bode éternelle, while your reamed out, shit and jism encrusted starfish is bleeding so profusely from all the plungerings you've suffered. In this case, perception is reality.

And you really are suffering.

Tissue?

Okay, Buzz had a serious alcohol addiction. Duly noted. But, does this actually undermine his direct testimony of witnessing some UFO? I suppose a weaselly attorney would pound this as a reasonable doubt as to his veracity. But, unless we see someone really calling him out on it--instead of nervously ignoring it--I don't see a reason to dismiss him entirely as a very credible expert witness. Again, it's all about keeping an ope mind. Responsible Agnosticism. I haven't seen a UFO, but because so many people claim to have done so, I say let's keep an open mind. Why is it that folks like you not only have a very closed mind--especially concerning the obvious giant holes in the New Pearl Harbor attacks of 9/11--but are very agitated that open questions should persist at all. You're like a Calvinist.

As for other expert witnesses..

http://www.xtimeline.com/evt/view.aspx?id=26336

http://ufos.about.com/od/currentuforeports/a/fields.htm

http://www.citytv.com/toronto/citynews/ ... ticle/5863

http://wanttoknow.info/ufos/ufos_nation ... _testimony

This pic was taken at Chicago's O'Hare airport in 2006. It was widely reported


Here's the basic news on that event..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_O%27H ... O_sighting

LTS's creative mindset is nothing new. Witness one of my favorite acting troupes from years ago. I'm showing my age here, but I think the reference is spot-on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHa_dpN_kc0

leave it to LTS to kick his own ass once again.

First off your photo shows something in the clouds at O'Hare.

Your links tell us the "sighting" happened at 4:40 am over concourse C in Nov of 2006. Notice any problems yet? Yeah didn't think so.

First of all this photo is taken from the K concourse looking south southeast. Concourse C is behind and to the right of the photographer. This object is over the runway and in no way could be thought to be over concourse C.

More importantly, this photo was not shot at 4:40 am on any Nov morning. The sun is currently rising just at 7:00 am at O'Hare. Even if the clocks were set back in 2006 prior to Nov 6th, this photo would have to have been taken an hour and a half before sunrise. Complete bullshit. No way that photo was taken an hour and a half before sunrise.

Your link also claims that the United pilots "might" have seen the object also. For the pilots to see this object it would have had to be so bright that all of Chicago would have seen it. Why? Very easy. Concourse C and all other concourses there have huge lights that are trained on the tarmac only. These lights make it possible for the rampers to do their jobs. In fact pilots take caution to avoid looking at said lights because it can then be difficult to see inside the cockpit and once away from the terminal area until the retinas adjust. So for the pilots to see this item it would have had to put out far more candle powere than your average pro stadium.

Your cute little plane spotter photo is likely just someone shooting a picture of American Airlines ramp ops with a regional jet taking off of runway 28 and just disappearing into the clouds.

Tard -- if you're going to bring up "credible" UFO sightings (guys suffering from DT's don't count), why not the Phoenix sightings?

Oh... because you're C&Ping your tinfoil hat websites, that's why.

88 wrote:

Bigfoots?!

Van? Dins?

Truman wrote:

88 wrote:

Bigfoots?!

Van? Dins?

Mr. and Mrs. Toejam?

Bigfii? Bigfootsies? Bigfeet? Bigfetuses? Big'uns? Bigco'og's?

Papa Willie wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
This pic was taken at Chicago's O'Hare airport in 2006. It was widely reported

Holy FUCK! Something flying around an AIRPORT? Call me FUCKMUD with a slice of slippery PIE! WTF could it BE?

I think LunaTARD 2 is onto something, or on something. The thingie in the air is just a reflection from space as it's either doing an instrument landing or a SID.

The real soon-to-be UFO's are in the foreground picking up human beings to be taken to the mother ship for experiments. Why do I say that? It's because the pics of what look to be American Airlines passenger jets that are within a few hundred feet are very blurry. So that's proof right there. Good catch there LunaticTroll2!

Oh no, I got my mind right..it was nuttin' but swamp gas...yep, all lit up and flyin' in direct lines at an incalculable speed jes like fleein' fumes from a still!


Hello...





WW

ML@Coyote wrote:LTS's creative mindset is nothing new. Witness one of my favorite acting troupes from years ago. I'm showing my age here, but I think the reference is spot-on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHa_dpN_kc0

Nice flashback ML! Firesign Theater were brilliant, one of my favorite comedy troupes of all time. Pretty hard to pick a favorite album or quote, though I can never get tired of 'Nick Danger, Third Eye'. However, this bit exemplifies LTS TARD perfectly, as a 'First Course', if you will.

From the top secret government training film:

Gentlemen, I have something awesome to reveal to you.

Go ahead sir.

Two flying saucers just landed on my plate.

You mean the eggs, sir?

Let's just call them the phenomena.

Well, sir, I think you've got your phenomena scrambled.

Sir, uh, pass the syrup, general?

That's a good idea, Chuck, but syrup won't stop them. Next?

Uh, pardon me, sir, but are you nuts?

Ha ha, that's just what they want you to think.

And for desert...

LTS TARD: "What kind of chump do you take me for?"

T1B: "First class."

So Jay, do you think those witnesses at O' Hare were all high, drunk, on acid? Were they all just goofing around? That is, are you really ready to just pretend everyone's just a big silly--like a comedy gag?--because they claimed they saw something? Really? All of those air force pilots, navy ship captains, astronauts, airline pilots? You really think your wise old common sense simply overshadows them? Because if you're reduced to rolling out some tired Firesign Theater gag on me (and I haven't even claimed to have seen one. I'm an agnostic who wants evidence, remember?), well what would you have left over for an actual air force pilot who looked you in the eye and described his sighting--and played the actual recording of his communication with his base? Okay, Jay? You see, suddenly it's you looking like a small-minded scared little kid.

LTS, why don't you start with an explanation of how that photo was taken at 4:40 am in November.

Jeebus, but you are an insufferably ignorant little 'tard.

Has all of the damage to your tinfoil plated dome really made you this forgetful and this stupid? We covered this exact topic in January of 2007 sparky. And you looked just as foolish then as you do now. Hell, you even admitted at that time that you were using bogus photos to prove your UFO existence fallacies. Ah well, Father Time has not been kind to you Nicky Frisco, as he has repeatedly whacked you with his eternal hourglass.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:So Jay, do you think those witnesses at O' Hare were all high, drunk, on acid? Were they all just goofing around? That is, are you really ready to just pretend everyone's just a big silly--like a comedy gag?--because they claimed they saw something? Really? All of those air force pilots, navy ship captains, astronauts, airline pilots?

Nope, nobody said that any of those "witnesses" were all goofing off, drunk or high on alien acid. As we discussed in '07, as we are now, weather was a huge factor that day in Chicago. What everybody saw that day, were clouds. Lots of them. They also saw a few diffuse and blurry airplanes that were somewhat obscured by those clouds. Your empirical little picture shows this precisely. And once again, since you're going into the department of redundancy department for evidence, why then, once again, in a city of millions like Chicago, over an airport as busy as O'Hare, with a million people with a million cellphones and cameras, is there not one single photo or piece of hard proof of a UFO? The so-called "event" over the skies of O'Hare lasted several minutes at least, and not one solid picture was captured? Please.

Clouds and planes and thick, gray skies. No gray skins however.

You really think your wise old common sense simply overshadows them?

Yes, next question.

Because if you're reduced to rolling out some tired Firesign Theater gag on me (and I haven't even claimed to have seen one. I'm an agnostic who wants evidence, remember?), well what would you have left over for an actual air force pilot who looked you in the eye and described his sighting--and played the actual recording of his communication with his base?

I would ask that pilot what was the weather like? I would ask him how clear was his visibility? I would ask him if he really wanted to put his reputation and career on the line base on his communications and confusion. I would ask him to provide clear and precise proof of his word, just as his superiors would do. I would ask him if he had ever heard of a cheese and maggot pated headcase called Nick Frisco. I would ask him if he heard of Nick Danger, because that is certainly one Nick that cuts more to the point. He also has a better sense of humor and common sense.

Okay, Jay? You see, suddenly it's you looking like a small-minded scared little kid.

That really is one of your favorite lines, isn't it Nicky? You do go so like to dip into that shallow, childish well so often. Hey...wait a minute, maybe we're on to something here. Could it be that as a wee, widdle one, something flew over your soft, still developing pointed head, causing undue hyperbole and hysteria. Is this mysterious unknown flying object at the very core of your adolescent paranoia?



Mystery solved. Case closed.

Take two couch trips with a dose of Ritalin and call Dr. Freud in the morning.

Oh by the way LTS TARD, before you go running around screaming about how clouds can't possibly look like UFO's...


A skier looks at a lenticular cloud, Mauna Kea, Hawaii, US. Lenticular clouds are popular with UFO believers because they often look like flying saucers. The lens-shaped clouds form at high altitude and are usually formed when moist air passes over a mountain range and is heated adiabatically (that is, without any transference of heat energy) as it descends. The cloud pattern depends upon the wind speed and the shape of the mountains. A constant wind may produce clouds which are stable and remain virtually stationary in the sky for long periods.

Lenticular clouds, technically known as altocumulus standing lenticularis, are stationary lens-shaped clouds that form at high altitudes, normally aligned at right-angles to the wind direction. Where stable moist air flows over a mountain or a range of mountains, a series of large-scale standing waves may form on the downwind side. Lenticular clouds sometimes form at the crests of these waves. Under certain conditions, long strings of lenticular clouds can form, creating a formation known as a wave cloud. Lenticular clouds have been mistaken for UFOs (or "visual cover" for UFOs) because these clouds have a characteristic lens appearance and smooth saucer-like shape.

And here's one from Palm Springs!



Enjoy licking your ass wounds LTS, you redundant, retarded rectal wart.

Okay, so you're all in with "There's Nothing Out There--And Anyone Who Says Otherwise Is Crazy"....

But, despite L-seater's claim to experience and expertise in piloting a plane, he's certainly not of air force jet pilot caliber, let alone an astronaut. And despite his arrogant and blustering dismissals of these witnesses, he offers nothing whatever to dispute them. As for the sightings at O' Hare being just clouds, that's a joke. What, no swamp gas or ball lightning in the area? I don't vouch for the photo--or offer any good reason for a lack of more definitive pics and vids. There are some, don't pretend that it's like the pentagon attack where there's really no pics or vids (despite the thousands of cameras, etc--your own stupid argument biting you right in the ass :wink: )

Here's some more folks much more qualified than you daring to tell what they've seen. And yes, they provide vids.

http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case263.htm

More..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfa5EIzP_uo

Lots more, don't worry
http://www.nicap.org/ufoe/ufoe19_20_21_22.htm

Nutjob? He's got a lot more credentials than you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... huOMnHhFB0

And a few more highly trained pilots (not some tired hack like L-seat)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5-Qh7HFGg

LTS, you are the one who posted the photo of said event at O'Hare and links to claims that stated it was at 4:40am. As soon as you explain how that photo was taken at 4:40am like you want us to believe, then we can discuss other items. Until then you are nothing but a poor cut and paste con.

One fine day with Dr. Rorschach

Are you comfortable LTS? Please lean back and make yourself comfortable. Relax and tell us what you see. Don’t be afraid. We won’t laugh at you.

Uh, okay, that’s fine. Fire away...



Wow, yes, I see two flying saucers, hovering over my roof. One is being piloted by a six-armed alien; the other is being piloted remotely. They are trying to beam up my cat for observation. Don't worry, my cat knows better than to reveal any Earthly secrets.



That is the aliens talking to my cat. They have inserted a chromium probe up its anus, and are scanning it with their equipment. They are trying to get the secrete recipe for Friskies salmon treats. My cat is keeping close-mouthed.



Oh yes, I remember that day. That was two years ago. That’s the afternoon I spotted Sasquatch rummaging through my trash cans. He was looking for something to eat. Most people don’t know Big Foot is a natural scavenger. He is really quite harmless. He is also very shy. When I approached him that afternoon, he ran off before I could snap a picture. But honest, I saw him there. He was just as real as the six-armed alien I told you about. He never did come back. I think he was afraid of me.



Oh boy, I recognize this place. It's Dallas, Texas! On the grassy knoll. If you look carefully, you can see several gunmen hiding in that copse of trees. A second gunman, are you kidding me? There were at least four of them. One of them worked for Fidel Castro. One was hired by the Mafia. The others were close friends of LBJ. Talk about your perfect storm!



Okay, now we’re getting somewhere. That’s a picture of Bush and Cheney showing demolition experts exactly where to place the WTC charges. Most of them are dressed like air conditioning repairmen to avoid suspicion. Bush and Cheney are dressed like janitors. See how they're holding brooms and mops! This picture is proof of everything I’ve been saying! Can I keep this picture? I’d like to post it on T1B.

I'm sorry, LTS, but it’s time for lunch. The patients are all getting in line.

Can I have that picture?

It's the property of the sanitarium.

Oh, I see. Well, do you think they’ll let me use a fork and a knife today?

I’ll look into it, son. But I’m not making any promises.

It’s not easy, eating everything with a spoon.

Okay, fuck the pic from O' Hare. I didn't take it, nor have I heard of any expert verification or debunking. But the witnesses gave their testimony and you certainly haven't refuted them. And too I've provided several others--of real pilots, far more credible than you in matters of observation and so forth. For you to insist that no, you're not even going to look at them or consider anything because of one pic, you're being a total fake. A weasel. And you're obviously nailed to the wall, if only for cowardice.

And what the fuck is that waste of time? I just edited back when I saw it--and I'm not even reading it.You guys are a boring waste.

WW

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, fuck the pic from O' Hare. I didn't take it, nor have I heard of any expert verification or debunking. But the witnesses gave their testimony and you certainly haven't refuted them. And too I've provided several others--of real pilots, far more credible than you in matters of observation and so forth.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof and you don't have anything. Anecdotal evidence is worthless.

You do seem to enjoy your role as a plunger sponge, though.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, fuck the pic from O' Hare. I didn't take it, nor have I heard of any expert verification or debunking. But the witnesses gave their testimony and you certainly haven't refuted them. And too I've provided several others--of real pilots, far more credible than you in matters of observation and so forth.

You haven't heard any expert verification or debunking? You just said fuck the pic. The reason you said that is I proved it wasn't of the event you tried to tie it too.

No, it's because there's plenty more direct testimony of highly trained pilots. Okay? Your slimy attitude is itself enough to gag a gargoyle. Are you guys--and of course I mean the reactionary Tea Baggers--really so scared?

Examine the testimony of the actual experts. Stop hiding.

If you want us to disprove others then get them to post here. They don't so we can't.

You on the other hand continue to post here and it takes about 3.7 seconds to prove you wrong.

LTS Follow-up w/Dr. Hermann Rorschach - Day 2

Dr: Rorschach: So, Mr. LTS. I have spent a day reviewing your inkblot test data. While I am still sorting out the results, do you have any questions?

LTS: Yeah, can you tell those guys at the OneBoard that I know what I'm talking about. That my UFO data is real, my pictures are real and I have complete impunity on the subject.

Dr. R.: Complete insanity?

LTS: Impunity dammit! I have fucking impunity! Those pilots wouldn't lie! Buzz Aldrin is my hero! My data is indisputable! My research is impeccable!

Dr. R.: Hmm, yes. Would you care for some pudding?

LTS: Pudding? Hells yeah, I still have my spoon!

As LTS spreads pudding across his face, securely strapped into his high chair, Dr. Rorschach retrieves his test results.

Dr. R.: Now then, according to your test answers, I and my assistants have come to the conclusion that you are suffering from a serious form of delusional paranoia. Cerebrum Adflictae Retardare.

LTS: Sir addy rewhaty?" LTS asks, his eyes vacant as he dribbles pudding down his bib.

Dr.R.: It's Latin. It means brain dam...umm, never mind. Here, let me show you another picture. What do you see?



LTS stares in disbelief, his jaw drops open.

LTS: Where..where did you get that? That's Top Secret! It's the origin of me, of everything! Hide it quick, before they see it!

Dr.R. They?

LTS: The OneBoard! Those guys see that and it'll ruin everything! Quick Scotty, beam me up! Beam me up!

LTS screams and flails, spraying pudding as his high-chair tips over. He lands on his head, crushing his tin foil beanie.

LTS: Ahhh! My alien thought transceiver! It's ruined! he wails.

Dr.R.: Yes, so I see. One more picture, before we send you back to the ward. What is this?



LTS gasps in amazement. He reaches for the picture, his hand trembling. His bowels loosen and he soils his diaper. Dr. Rorschach grimaces at the stench. RTS mutters, There's no place like home, there's no place like home...and faints dead away. Dr. Rorschach shakes his head sadly and pages his nurse.

Dr.R.: Nurse Inkblot, would you please be so kind as to take Mr. LTS back to his rubber room and sedate him.

Nurse Inkblot: Same as yesterday?

Dr.R.: Yes, but take away his spoon.