The Great "Rank 'Em" Schism

[Smackie Chan]

whenever "You're So Vain" comes on some smart ass usually just has to insert my name in there and run with it.

So you're not lying when you say you're the same here as you are irl.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Angelina and Julie used to do entire fake-singing duets about it.

It's almost as if you subconsciously took the name "Angelina Jolie" and split it in the elaborate fiction that is the world inside your mind.

You remind me of John Cusack's character "Ed" in the movie Identity.




Anyone who's seen that movie...



...will know what I'm talking about.


This just solidifies my theory that you are in fact some creepy, urine-drinking shut-in whose constructed reality is a buffer to a lonely existence.

[Van]

Nope, sorry, my first wife really was named Angelina and her sister really was named Julia. They're hardly unusual names, you know.

[Van]

whenever "You're So Vain" comes on some smart ass usually just has to insert my name in there and run with it.

So you're not lying when you say you're the same here as you are irl.

[Truman]

I'll



that as well, S_C!!

[Mikey]

The great irony here is that "Van" and "vain" have so little in common besides the juxtaposition of a few letters.