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Carson wrote:Jeebus, Shrub.

Are you THAT starved for attention?

Give him a call and talk it over....anytime, day, night. He'll be standing by to take your call.

mvscal wrote:Give him a call and talk it over....anytime, day, night. He'll be standing by to take your call.

That is actually true. Or so I'm told.

mvscal wrote:Give him a call and talk it over....anytime, day, night. He'll be standing by to take your call.

He'll be sitting, maybe even supine, definitely not standing.

Whatever. Just call him, OK?

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:
For 14 years I have been posting my personal info. Guess what happened?

Nothing.

If you had a life worth ruining, your experience may be different.

Is there an extension or a different number for the owls?

No, YOU'RE an owl.

Narrator: So Jay, RtS just payed you a nice compliment, how are you going to respond?

Jay: What? Is someone talking to me?

Narrator: I said, Roger_the_Shrubber just complimented you, how does that make you feel?

Jay: What the fuck? Who said that?

Owls: Who? Who?

Jay: Alright goddamit! What the fuck is this? What's going on here?

Narrator: Voices Jay, it''s just the voices in your...err...Rogers head.


Jay: This is worse than I thought. First, I get into a slap fight with that old fuck Goober, then I get reeled in by that fat turd Kaley. I can't NOT respond.

Narrator: But you're wicked smart. You've written REAMS against people...well, at least back in the day. Wasn't it...amazing?

Jay: Okay, so now I'm listening to an inner narrator, like that poor schlub Harold in "Stranger than Fiction".

Narrator: Wicked smart.

Jay: No! No, no, no! Stop it! Who are you, quit fucking with me!

Owls: Who?

Jay: Jesus humped up Christ. Alright...I'm sorry Goober. I'm sorry Kaley. I'm sorry I messed with you guys. I've got fucking Roger_the_fucking_Shrubber talking in my head, so I've pretty much gone off the deep end. This is it. I'm quitting, I'm giving up posting for good, forever. Dammit, even the owls are mocking me. I will not be known as the guy who took Goober's last word crown away. I'm finished. When Roger is the one who is talking about my legacy, calling me smart and funny and shit...IT...IS...OVER.

[+] So Jay in Phoenix logged off, grabbed a sidearm from the dresser drawer, put the gun to his temple and...

...told Goober that his mother was a hamster and Kaley's father smelt of elderberries. I blow my nose at you, you silly kaniggets and I fart in your general directions. Now go away you two ridiculous knobs, before I taunt you a second time.*

*b.t.w. R_t_S is still the man!

Dinsdale wrote:Cool video. Someone might want to tell the party that posted it that Witch Hunt wasn't from Grace Under Pressure.

It's from the "Grace Under Pressure Tour" cd/dvd. The author off the last word in the description.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled multiple pile-ons.

My heart is darkened by administrative actions.

Deleting Roger_the_Zero's info before someone could break a call off to him was... insensitive and cruel.



Have you heard about the lonesome loser
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh .... oooh ....

In the TNW football forum Kansas City Kid, KC Paul and Waynegro were accepted as different posting entities and members of the DOTRF because IP addresses were visible to all. Waynegro, compared with Paul or KALEY, was far less prolific and perhaps less memorable in a sense. That's how I remember it.

Anyway, as much as I'm not a fan of Andy Reid (cuz I'm a 'Skins fan) I'm glad to see his work have a positive effect on the Chiefs.


Good to see you all!




velocet

Did somebody get banned?

How is Kaley posting on WNig's account?
That's my question.

Did Wayne willingly give Kaley his password or did Kaley hack the account?

What's the deal with that?

Wayne = Kaley

Apparently they used to be two different people. Twin turds from different a-holes.

Screw, ok -- I was confused because back in the day, Waynegro was a real KC poster, and not Kaley.

Or is my memory poor?


Kaley just thieved the name, the douche that he is.
I see.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Did somebody get banned?

Moi? No. I'm going out on a limb here, but I kinda doubt PSUFAN, 88, MgoBlue-LightSpecial and KC Scott have me on their short list of short bus riders. Anyway, good to see you around and still posting and mopping!

Goober McTuber wrote:Apparently they used to be two different people. Twin turds from different a-holes.

Hiya HyColonic! Thing is, I have a somewhat neutral evaluation of the original waynegro's posting style because he wasn't around a lot and what was available didn't strike me as just off the chain wacked out, like Grandma Skinny's limited (in more ways than one) edition oeuvre at Smack Chat. He just posted football takes!

And as far as the Kansas City Kid is concerned, you certainly feel free to characterize him as a turd, but he did have an email read live on the Jim Rome show! So he has that going for him.

Well, that and I'm sure you'll be excited to hear this news: he'll be the first to ask you "have you ever fucked a potato? I bet you have."

Parson poptart,

I don't think your memory betrays you, for reasons outlined. Styles in smack might get one remembered, or volume of posts, or both. Remember Big Ol Pimp, the Seahawks fan? Or howabout your fellow Raiderfan Postman? Nye? Purplerox?

What can I say, waynegro didn't post in so much of an idiosyncratically memorable style as the others named.
I sorta remember him because his nic begged the question: way-negro or wayne-gro? And he's a Chief fan, which is a fan base I prefer to be cool with.





velocet

velocet wrote:Moi?

No, not you. You don't post here enough for anyone to give two flying fucks about you. Though I appreciate your Skins fandom. 5-11 next year.

velocet wrote:In the TNW football forum Kansas City Kid, KC Paul and Waynegro were accepted as different posting entities and members of the DOTRF because IP addresses were visible to all. Waynegro, compared with Paul or KALEY, was far less prolific and perhaps less memorable in a sense. That's how I remember it.

I don't remember Waynegro at TNW but I could be forgetful or he was just plain unmemorable.

Kaley, I remember as the vilest piece of shit this side of TVO and of whom the current incarnation of Wayne is trying to mimic and doing quite well in that effort.

War Wagon wrote:I don't remember Waynegro at TNW but I could be forgetful or he was just plain unmemorable.

In which case, he would have fit right in.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Though I appreciate your Skins fandom. 5-11 next year.

Rack your unbridled optimism.