T1B

Sorry Jim, but at least you're safe from the video, I can't find it (maybe Bri can can come up with it).

ChargerMike wrote:Winner! however, I'm digging to find Orc's vid.

That R-E-S-P-E-C-T video came out before You Tube was a thing. Orc will probably need to repost it.

look, over the last couple of months I've gone through some transitions that have had a profound impact on me personally....of course I knew I'd be subjected to ridicule when I posted that pic, but you know what.....I could give a flying fuck....people wanted to make fun of a 14 year old picture so I thought I'd simply give you a more recent one and you can knock yourselves out.....

Dinsdale wrote: Wait, can't really tell from the pic, but...

are you rocking a visor?

Kill yourself now.

yeah, I'm wearing a visor because I put out so much heat from my head that if I wear a full cap on a hot day, it will be ruined by the end of the round.....any type of full cap will be drenched by the time I'm finished with a round and I'm not rich enough to afford spending $20 for a cap every time I go out and play golf.....I have to shield my eyes from the sun, so a visor and sun glasses when I play are standard fare.....and guess what, the sunglasses aren't Oakley's they're Bolle's......I'm sure that's a fashion disaster to you as well....sorry if it hurts your keen senses, but I wear the visor and the sunglasses for practical purposes, not because of how they look.....

poptart wrote:

And you need to lose some of that office-jockey gut you've got going.

Treadmill.

I'm 6'2" and weigh 195 pounds and I walk better than 3 miles a day during the week, and probably about 6 or 7 on the weekends when I play golf fuckwit......it's harder and harder to keep weight from shifting as you get older.....all things considered, I'm actually in pretty good shape....

but I have no doubt that you've got a strongly defined abs working and I'm almost positive you've got bulging arm and thigh muscles as well.....too bad your too much of a pussy to post a pic of yourself and let us make our own evaluations.....

BSmack wrote:
That R-E-S-P-E-C-T video came out before You Tube was a thing. Orc will probably need to repost it.

if I had a copy I'd post it.....again, it's 14 years old so if somebody wants a newer vid of me, let me know and I'll send you some stuff you could go to town on......

Tart has already posted his pick. He's a twig.

mvscal wrote:Tart has already posted his pick. He's a twig.

I must have missed it......I think he's was fairly athletic at one time because he told me a long time ago that he was a tennis instructor.....what he does now is anybody's guess, but if I were to venture a guess I'd say missionary.....

mvscal wrote:

nice....what the fuck is he doing in that photo?
looks like he's throwing giant matches into some sort of vase......
when you said twig, you weren't kidding, those pants look about 4 sizes too big and they look as if they're about to fall down around his ankles

He's proven he doesn't eat dog.

Felix wrote:nice....what the fuck is he doing in that photo?

I think it's like the Korean version of darts or horseshoes.

Felix wrote:look, over the last couple of months I've gone through some transitions that have had a profound impact on me personally....

If you were cuckolded by a large black man, I believe Ken and Papa Willie run a support group.

Gheeze, Tart doesn't look like any Raiduhfan I've ever seen...

CMike wrote:Gheeze, Tart doesn't look like any Raiduhfan I've ever seen...

Deal with it!

Tart is an undercover mole

poptart wrote:

CMike wrote:Gheeze, Tart doesn't look like any Raiduhfan I've ever seen...

Deal with it!

I see a striking resemblance here, time to fess up Tart...mild mannered twig, to raging Raiduhthug...

Goober McTuber wrote:
If you were cuckolded by a large black man, I believe Ken and Papa Willie run a support group.

I don't know what cuckolded means, and sure I don't want to know....no doubt it has something to do with some sex thing as you seem to be fixated on guys junk....is there something you'd like to share with the group?

poptart wrote:

definitely tart as I can see the building he lives in directly in back of him.....he's shown lots of pictures of it....
geezus dude, if you were coming down the street toward me looking like that, I'd be asking myself who put a hit out on me....
btw, the carry bag strap cushion is more effective if you put it ON your shoulder.....

Ever been to Fargo?

This thread delivered.

WHOA!

YD in the house.

Whats up old comrade.

Hows things? I am headed to your neck of the woods tomorrow to get my girl from the airport. I haven't been in town without her for a while so dude stuff will happen. Gonna look at geetars and get a coney from Nicks unless you have a better suggestion.

unless you have a better suggestion.

Drink a lot of beer
Get hammered

Typical Portland day for me.

YD wrote:Gonna look at geetars and get a coney from Nicks unless you have a better suggestion.

If you're going to the airport, the Sextant on Marine Drive has been treating me quite well of late. Food is straight off the Sysco truck, but the deck on the Big C seems to make it taste better. And the bartender/waitress chicks are hot.

Y2K wrote:

unless you have a better suggestion.

Drink a lot of beer
Get hammered

Typical Portland day for me.

This makes it different from a typical Fresno day for you?

velocet

YD wrote:This thread delivered.

Holy shit! Yacht Rock still exists.

Felix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
If you were cuckolded by a large black man, I believe Ken and Papa Willie run a support group.

I don't know what cuckolded means, and sure I don't want to know....no doubt it has something to do with some sex thing

You wear your ignorance proudly, like it's some kind of badge.

Dinsdale wrote:And maybe MeatSpeculator is Jay's message board personality... one never knows, do one.

That was very cute Dins, though way off the mark.

First, that was a rather easy, cheap and obvious joke. It pretty much begged to be written.

Second, I'm not the one who posted a nude photo of myself for a board full of...GUYS.

Third, I'm also not the one who popped in and recognized Goober naked. That was you.

You might want to think this stuff out next time, before you hit submit.

But you were the one begging for the photo. And speculating about what was behind door #1.

And all of these breathless declarations about "nude" and "naked". Sheesh. You would have seen more if I was wearing my Speedo.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:And maybe MeatSpeculator is Jay's message board personality... one never knows, do one.

That was very cute Dins, though way off the mark.

First, that was a rather easy, cheap and obvious joke. It pretty much begged to be written.

Second, I'm not the one who posted a nude photo of myself for a board full of...GUYS.

Third, I'm also not the one who popped in and recognized Goober naked. That was you.

You might want to think this stuff out next time, before you hit submit.

Jeez, I was defending you (sort of). And you repay me by launching a barrage the KC Contingent would be proud of?

Dinsdale wrote:Jeez, I was defending you (sort of). And you repay me by launching a barrage the KC Contingent would be proud of?

Dinsdale, if that was what you were doing, it just didn't come across that way. So I will apologize to you (sort of). No harm, no foul.

As to Goobers absurd response...

But you were the one begging for the photo. And speculating about what was behind door #1.

I did ask for a photo, but not THAT one. No speculation either, as you have been the old geezer bragging about his "grooming" for years now.

Seriously Goober, back away from you overly inflated ego, it might do you some good.

And all of these breathless declarations about "nude" and "naked". Sheesh. You would have seen more if I was wearing my Speedo.

Breathless? How do you figure that? You posted yourself in the buff on the beach, for a board full of dudes. That speaks for itself.

Stop projecting from your closet and just shut the door, Goober McTinkerbell.

Goober McTuber wrote:But you were the one begging for the photo. And speculating about what was behind door #1.

And all of these breathless declarations about "nude" and "naked". Sheesh. You would have seen more if I was wearing my Speedo.

Well what if . . . That pic is not really Goober? For pretty old he ain't it too bad a shape if that is him. I picture more this:



So if that was you Goober, then you ought to be ok with another pic, along with a T1B sign, or a "fuck you Dins" sign. Since this is a troll board of sorts, skepticism is just healthy.

Be a sport.

Oh, that was definitely me. But I believe if I were to post another pic, Gay in Phoenix with his delicate features and delicate sensibilities would come completely unhinged.

You just can't stop, can you Goober?

It's okay buddy, that's what they make Prozac for, an obsessive/compulsive disorder.

If you need a 'scrip, I'll have Dr. Marcus Welby sign off on one for you. He's a good doctor and wants to help.

Go back to Fantasy Island now, kick up some sand and wait for the meds to take hold.

Oh yeah, and one more time, how about let's drop this tired feud and move on. 'K?

I wasn’t addressing you, you overly-sensitive little girly-man. I was talking to Imus.

Goober McTuber wrote:But I believe if I were to post another pic...

Nooooooo!!!!!!

Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn’t addressing you, you overly-sensitive little girly-man. I was talking to Imus.

Heh heh, good one Mrs. McTuber. I see what ya' did there.
Sayin' you were talkin' to Imus but pretending you didn't take another shot at Jay.
Then takin' another shot after that, acting like he missed the point, while you
sit back all smug and droopy like a sagging, old, deflated, tan beach ball.
Heh heh, nice.

By the way Mrs. McTuber, that's a lovely dress you're wear...



Noooo!!!! Mrs. McTuber, put it back on, put it back on!!!*

Goober, I would say let's have a heart to heart talk about this but...that's just disgusting.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Felix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
If you were cuckolded by a large black man, I believe Ken and Papa Willie run a support group.

I don't know what cuckolded means, and sure I don't want to know....no doubt it has something to do with some sex thing

You wear your ignorance proudly, like it's some kind of badge.

I looked up what it was and of course I was right.....something I could have gone all my life and not known about.....by the way, why do you think having knowledge of certain sexual deviancy is like it's some sort of intellectual hat....

Goober McTuber wrote:

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Felix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Felix wrote:I don't know what cuckolded means, and sure I don't want to know....no doubt it has something to do with some sex thing

You wear your ignorance proudly, like it's some kind of badge.

I looked up what it was and of course I was right.....something I could have gone all my life and not known about.....by the way, why do you think having knowledge of certain sexual deviancy is like it's some sort of intellectual hat....

Deviancy? It's just your old lady finally getting properly serviced.

I'll try not to use such big words in the future.