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Football is just about underway and this is the only active topic in this forum.

"But, but, but, I'm tired of Michael Sam!"

Hard to get excited about games being played by preseason scrubs, many of whom won't be on the final roster. Then when you do want a run down of the starters one of the headlines is about Sam & his one tackle or sack.

I can see the headlines now for the 1st week of the season.

Manning passes for 509 yards
Brady leads 4th qtr come back
Sam recovers fumbled kick return
Megatron good for 136 yards & 2 TDs
Peterson rushes for 3 TDs
McCoy has TD &162 yds rush/receiving

Uh huh, sure they will. I'm still waiting for the "circus show."

BTW, Sam sacked JOHNNY FOOTBALL OMG! the other day. Nobody cared.

It was all Hoyer/Manziel and RG3/Cousins talk this morning on the radio.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Uh huh, sure they will. I'm still waiting for the "circus show."

Here is the first clown out of the car.

Are they really letting him shower with the boys?

What's up with that?

Sudden Sam wrote:Great report, assclowns. I really cared about his shower habits.

Screw ESPN.

Joke's on you, sissy.

You felt compelled to watch it, or at least comment on it.

Sam's living rent free in your dome.

mvscal wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Uh huh, sure they will. I'm still waiting for the "circus show."

Here is the first clown out of the car.

What else did you expect from ESPN? That's like searching through Sirfindafold's posts looking for the secret of the universe.

Goober McTuber wrote:Seriously? A "mini weekly circus"? First of all, I doubt he will make the team.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Seriously? A "mini weekly circus"? First of all, I doubt he will make the team.

Too small for one position and not fast enough for another has been the knock on him the whole time.

If he could play, any team would deal with the media horseshit (yes, there was more than I thought. Ya got me). But he can't and they teams aren't going waste one of ten practice squad spots on someone who can't.

No matter how you slice it, Michael Sam has a better chance at winning a pussy eating contest than playing in the NFL.

Hold on now, looks like he's heading to the Dallas Cowboy 3-ring circus. Perfect.

There was little doubt he'd find a new place to call home, at least temporarily.

I watched him play and all bullshit aside, he didn't win SEC defensive player of the year by polishing knobs.

Teams are understandably cautious about the media circus he carries but talent on the field will be the ultimate decider.

Many college players never make it. Colin Cowherd had a good take on his show today. Giving many examples of Alabama players who were studs in college that never latched on a team. Vince Young was another example. Sam's problem is lack of talent. being too slow to play on special teams is one reason he's on the outside looking in. Only half the league plays a 4-3 defensive front is another. His best chance is probably up in Canada.

Joe in PB wrote:Colin Cowherd had a good take

That's where you lost me.

If you google "Colin Cowherd had a good take" (with the quotes) you get 8 hits on the entire interwebs. I thought there were a lot more idiots out there than that.

Joe in PB wrote:Giving many examples of Alabama players who were studs in college that never latched on a team. Vince Young was another example.

For clarification, Vince Young didn't play for Bama (but you knew that).

And if giving examples of great college players that didn't make great pro players is a "take," then you should probably pack a lunch and help the Deciders buy a new server. I could crash your computer with them.

His take was there have been a lot better college players than Sam that haven't made the NFL, and the only reason Sam is news is because he came out of the closet.

You guys are still talking about this?

"BUT, BUT, BUT, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT MICHAEL SAM!"

To address an earlier comment, it is official. He is showering with the Boys.

He's got a shot at making that sorry-ass defense.