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Southern Missouri, whatever.

Was up in Burlington, VT, the last few days. This is the place that elected "The Bern", mayor, many years ago, so you can figure out what kind of place it is. Anyhoo, I passed the local VW store and there was a rather cute college age girl out on the sidewalk in front of the place holding up a big "HOAXWAGEN" sign. Maybe a hundred feet down the sidewalk, was old hippy dude with a gas mask on holding up a sign saying VW causes asthma.

What I wouldn't have given at that moment to be driving a big, chipped powerstroke with big shiny stacks. I woulda showed them mutherfukkers what real diesel pollution looks like. One you get outside of Burlington, VT is chock full of farmboys that drive such rigs. I should have just pulled into the parking lot and waited for one to come along.

smackaholic wrote:
What I wouldn't have given at that moment to be driving a big, chipped powerstroke with big shiny stacks. I woulda showed them mutherfukkers what real diesel pollution looks like.

Why would you want to pollute the air you breath? Are you retarded? Wait. Don't answer that.

Moving Sale wrote:

smackaholic wrote:
What I wouldn't have given at that moment to be driving a big, chipped powerstroke with big shiny stacks. I woulda showed them mutherfukkers what real diesel pollution looks like.

Why would you want to pollute the air you breath? Are you retarded? Wait. Don't answer that.

You don't get it, do you? It's a known fact that "REAL" men drive trucks that make a lot of smoke. I thought this was common knowledge, also, that a Coal Rollers bumper sticker is a sign of higher than average intelligence.

Actually, not a big fan of "rollin' coal", but, it would be worth watching old hippy dude melt down. Could prolly get the cute coed to cry. That would be kind of fun as well.

Again.
Why do you want to pollute the air you breath?

Outspelled by a cousin fukkin' SECer!

Moving Sale wrote:Again.
Why do you want to pollute the air you breath?

Did you miss it, the first time I answered? Scroll up a little, dumbass.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

So just to review.

I called you a one-trick pony.
Then you called me a one-trick pony.
Then you accused me of IKYABWAI.

Are you related to Screwball?

Goober McTuber wrote:
Are you related to Screwball?

Prolly father and uncle, or grandpa and cousin, or something like that.

Papa Willie wrote:Because this:

What is your obsession with gay sex? It seems to be all you ever think about. Wow.

is typically what you say when you get frustrated.

That's not frustration. That's observation. I don't know anyone more obsessed with gay sex. Tell the truth, tubby, what's the most dicks you've sucked in a 24-hour period?

Papa Willie wrote:Well - I'm not gay, so I've never sucked a dick.

I call bullshit.

Papa Willie wrote:I've also never had a picture of myself taken while I was holding a little heart over my dick and then stuck it on a predominately male message board, so there's always that...

You do understand that that picture was posted after repeated requests from one poster on this board who wanted desperately to see my picture?

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:You do understand that that picture was posted after repeated requests from one poster on this board who wanted desperately to see my picture?

Errrr, great. Why wouldn't you have posted a picture with clothes on - or at least one that didn't make you look like such an ancient hippy homo?

I took into consideration who was requesting the photo.

Please...can we pretend this never happened. I'm throwing up so much, my stomach bile is rotting my gums...

That's probably due to the excess diesel fumes.

Go fuck yourself, you shit-smeared, cock-snorkeling tub of goo.

I definitely plan to ease up on you a bit, Buttsy.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I definitely plan to ease up on you a bit, Buttsy.

Thanks, buddy. I have two buttholes

And you talk out of both of them, making sense with neither.

Papa Willie wrote:Okay - I'll only allow you to service the bad one.

As always, you'll sit sobbing the corner, your homosexual fantasies unfulfilled.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Okay - I'll only allow you to service the bad one.

As always, you'll sit sobbing the corner, your homosexual fantasies unfulfilled.

I'm the most heterosexual person you ever have or will know.

It's true, Goobs. 'Spray oozes gay...

If he offers to shake your hand, politely decline.