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Screw_Michigan wrote:So who's the guy with the faced blacked out?

I think that was Luther in the middle from Rip City and Charger Mike on the left.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Go ahead and lie about your age. All the ladies do.

Just to satisfy the fragile ego of Gobbles, that photo was taken in 2001. At that time I was pushing 39.


My goatee was experiencing gray infusion when I was about 35. That jail photo was taken when I was 40.

You do the math Gobbles McTubesteak.

Well, somebody needs to do the math because it's yet another task that's obviously beyond your meager capabilities. Looks like you aged a couple of years just cobbling together that post. In other words, you're probably less than 10 years my junior, Junior. You're even older than shutyomouth.

Time to find another angle, you tedious douche.

So, which is greater?

The Jay haggard factor, or the Charger Mike homosexual factor?

Luther in blackface.

Goober McTuber wrote:Luther in blackface.

Yes!!!

Check out the purse Gay in Phx is wearing.

I think that might be a camera. Probably not a calculator.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Check out the purse Gay in Phx is wearing.

If by purse you mean the Walkman they give you for the self guided tour, which is narrated by former inmates, then damn near everyone who visits is wearing a purse.

Hey, c'mon Screwey...what kind of shenanigans are you up to?
:?

Screw_Michigan wrote:Check out the purse Gay in Phx is wearing.

Jeebus fuggin' Christ. So many idiotic points to cover.

That "purse" is simply a camera you douche nozzle.

I was, as I mentioned earlier, going gray in the goatee by age 38 or so, but still retained dark brown hair.

Luther is indeed the blacked out face in the photo. Charger Mike is the "effeminate" one that Gobbles seems to be oddly attracted to. The picture itself is and was badly composed and shot by MCATboy, in no way flattering to anyone in the frame. With that said, I am easily a decade younger than Gobbles, but who fucking cares? This picture seems to be an obsession of Goobs and I have no real understanding why. It's like he is addicted to this and other facts, more obsessive than AP and his fictional spreadsheets.

To quote W. H. Auder, "All sins tend to be addictive, yet the terminal point of addiction is damnation."

Your move Goober McCreepy.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:That "purse" is simply a camera

Do you ever go to the gym for a lift-and-steam?

A certain poster wants to know.

There could be a Trollschtup in the near future.

Dinsdale wrote:

Jay in Phoenix wrote:That "purse" is simply a camera

Do you ever go to the gym for a lift-and-steam?

A certain poster wants to know.

There could be a Trollschtup in the near future.

As sucksessful as the Ducks are this year?

Nah, pass.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Go ahead and lie about your age. All the ladies do.

Just to satisfy the fragile ego of Gobbles, that photo was taken in 2001. At that time I was pushing 39.


My goatee was experiencing gray infusion when I was about 35. That jail photo was taken when I was 40.

So which is it, you insufferable tard? Were you 38 or 40?

That's the one "idiotic post" you can go ahead and address.

As if it actually matters Goober?

When the picture was taken, I was 39. Keeping in mind bad lighting, poor composition and contrast.

As I was tapping, I kept in mind two different dates, and erred. The pic was taken in 2001.

I associate my 40th birthday with a very similar photo which has never been posted. Shit fucking happens and who fucking cares you obsessive old, sandy assed twat?

So sorry for the conflicting dates Goober, but back away from yourself and relax.

Try not to stroke out over a basic mistake.

The point being that you basically gave two different ages in the same post, 38 and 40. Is it really this hard for you to follow along? Are you completely retarded?

Which makes you what, 54 now?

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

Jay in Phoenix wrote:That "purse" is simply a camera

Do you ever go to the gym for a lift-and-steam?

A certain poster wants to know.

There could be a Trollschtup in the near future.

As sucksessful as the Ducks are this year?

Nah, pass.

Nice job addressing the subject.

Sin,
poptart

Jay in Phoenix wrote:As if it actually matters Goober?

When the picture was taken, I was 39. Keeping in mind bad lighting, poor composition and contrast.

As I was tapping, I kept in mind two different dates, and erred. The pic was taken in 2001.

I associate my 40th birthday with a very similar photo which has never been posted. Shit fucking happens and who fucking cares you obsessive old, sandy assed twat?

So sorry for the conflicting dates Goober, but back away from yourself and relax.

Goober McTuber wrote:Go ahead and lie about your age. All the ladies do.

Goober McTuber wrote:The point being that you basically gave two different ages in the same post, 38 and 40. Is it really this hard for you to follow along? Are you completely retarded?

Which makes you what, 54 now?

Yes, exactly.

So fucking what?

I explained the mistake. What else do you want you obsessive-water brained numbskull?

Dinsdale wrote:Nice job addressing the subject.

As the subject was as intelligent as a poptart post, it got the response it merited.

Next question Dins?

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:The point being that you basically gave two different ages in the same post, 38 and 40. Is it really this hard for you to follow along? Are you completely retarded?

Which makes you what, 54 now?

Yes, exactly.

So fucking what?

I just wanted to understand the truth. You were 38, then you were 40, then you settled on 39. Hard to keep track of all those details when the Alzheimer's starts setting in.

So you're 54 years old and I just turned 63 a month ago. Big whoop. Keep running age smack, tard.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Nice job addressing the subject.

As the subject was as intelligent as a poptart post, it got the response it merited.

Next question Dins?

So, you lie about your age and carry a purse.

I guess my next question would be: at what point to you predict this is apt to turn around and start going well for you?

Goober McTuber wrote:I just turned 63 a month ago.

And don't look a day over 75.

mvscal wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I just turned 63 a month ago.

And don't look a day over 75.

Keep it up mister, and there'll be another photo coming. :twisted:

I guess what I'd like to know is, why were Jay and Luther hanging with Bruce Jenner in a jail cell?

I'm glad I missed that troll stop.

Speaking of, with the whole denim thing Jay's got goin' on, he and Mike really missed out on a great opportunity to recreate the 'Crouching Cinder, Shrunken Perk' photo.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:I associate my 40th birthday with a very similar photo which has never been posted.

A mugshot?

He so regularly has his picture taken in a jail cell with other men, he can't keep them all straight.

Dinsdale wrote:I guess my next question would be: at what point to you predict this is apt to turn around and start going well for you?

When he gets complimented about having a damn near mullet.

Sorry for the cheap shot Jay, late to the pile-on and picking up sloppy 2nds.

As for C-mike, was that before or after he had his lid urinated on?

Goober McTuber wrote:He so regularly has his picture taken in a jail cell with other men, he can't keep them all straight.

Maybe not all of them but ChargerMike is positively glowing.

Speaking of Charger Mike: he appears to be sitting or leaning while the others are standing. Is the dude like 9 feet tall?

Dinsdale wrote:Speaking of Charger Mike: he appears to be sitting or leaning while the others are standing. Is the dude like 9 feet tall?

Nope Jay is just a midget.

I will absolutely acquiesce to your expertise.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:The point being that you basically gave two different ages in the same post, 38 and 40. Is it really this hard for you to follow along? Are you completely retarded?

Which makes you what, 54 now?

Yes, exactly.

So fucking what?

I just wanted to understand the truth. You were 38, then you were 40, then you settled on 39. Hard to keep track of all those details when the Alzheimer's starts setting in.

So you're 54 years old and I just turned 63 a month ago. Big whoop. Keep running age smack, tard.

So, let's start with Goober and move forward as it is merited.

WHEN that pic was taken, I was 39. Next.

As to Dinsdale, the so- called "purse" question was addresed as a camera. Are you fucking reading disabled? It turns around when you can actually read and learn. Next?

As to Mgo's denim question, that shit was still, sort of okay, in 2000. Sort of. Okay, yeah it was old school, but not as bad as now. So next?

Ah yes, Goobers idiot question about jail cells.

A one time photo op from a San Fran stop that Gobbles McTubesteak has obsessed over since ChargerMike posted it.

Taken at Alcatraz, badly composed and lighted, yet Goobs still carries on about it to this day.

Never had a photo taken that seemed a bit compromising Goober?

You know, like a sandy assed pic of some crusty dude holding a heart-shaped box of chocolates in front of his drooping, old junk?

All I was wondering is if you drove off in a Pontiac Thunderbird with said bird on the hood to complete the stereotype tri-fecta?

R-Jack wrote:All I was wondering is if you drove off in a Pontiac Thunderbird with said bird on the hood to complete the stereotype tri-fecta?

Actually, yes I did, but not a T-Bird. A full on Smokey and the Bandit, Butch Tucker hand painted, pin-striped, Dennis Meacham limited edition Trans-Am, only available here in Phoenix. It had a SD 455 engine and it kicked fucking ass.

Any other useless questions people?

Pontiac Thunderbird?

Those things are almost as cool as the Ford Firebird.

smackaholic wrote:Pontiac Thunderbird?

Those things are almost as cool as the Ford Firebird.

R-Jack may have lost all of his car credibility with that one, but he ain't no poptart.

Atomic Punk wrote: R-Jack may have lost all of his car credibility

...which was none to start.

R-Jack wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote: R-Jack may have lost all of his car credibility

...which was none to start.

Why can't poptart have your wisdom?

Jay in Phoenix wrote: Any other useless questions people?

Would you be interested in a '82 Toyota 210 Squareback. The rear quarter panel window is gone but that helps keep the odd stench from building up on hot days.