Lose your house, your car, work floods,and now the Mrs. want

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:58 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Left Seater wrote:
Props to you Coogs. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wouldn’t stand for that same shit if you told her you needed to meet someone else to see if you still loved her.
Legal advise from a (shitty) pilot.

Learn to read. No legal advice offered. Further you have no idea of my piloting skills but at least I can reach the rudder pedals.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:29 am

So, she doesn't really want to leave you. She just wants to test drive a few other dicks before she trades you in?

That's nice of her.

At least there aren't kids involved.

I am sure that divorce sux with or without kids, but with them, it's gotta suck 1000X worse. Of course, if you had kids, she'd be more likely to just suck it up and hang in there. I have been married 27 years. Our marriage is better now than ever, but there was a time or 3 over the years that I might have hit the eject button were we childless.

Anyhoo, hang in there, coogs. You will get past this. Good luck.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:42 am

Go Coogs' wrote:I’m no monster. Call me stupid, but I still do love the woman. No one else has been able to wrangle my heart they she does.

Whatever. Somebody that treats you like that and you still "love" them ?? My ex yanked my chain like that 2 different times, made me move out, and then went to the I was wrong card, and moved back in and still ended up divorced 2 years later anyway. You self esteem is going to crash against a wall and it will take you years to get over that.

Just divorce her ungrateful ass and move on. Sell the house and give her half of everything because that is how it will end up anyway. After I got divorced I banged anything that held still long enough. Did not love any of them. A friend brought a couple of wenches over one night, drinking wine and getting naked in the hot tub. They went in to get some more wine, the one gal hugs him and says Do you love me ?? He says, you bet I do and she goes in. I asked him what the fuck dude, and he says I love any bitch that can suck my dick and swallow the whole load like she does.

That is how it goes. That first pussy you bang after you stop bagging your wife, will be awesome, trust me.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:46 am

She should just hook up with Dins.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:32 pm

No wonder even .net think you are a tard.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:47 pm

Since there is so much on the line my advice is get a good lawyer, really good.

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Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:03 pm

Unfortunately that won't work for the house.

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Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:17 pm

schmick wrote:Find a trusted friend, sell everything that is in your name and that you paid for to him for 2 dollars. When the twat asks for half give her a buck. After the divorce is final, buy all of your stuff back from your friend for the same 2 dollars

You are just like Trump, just when I thought you couldn't say anything stupider.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:09 am

Derron wrote:After I got divorced I banged anything that held still long enough.

And the sheep were okay with that?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:49 am

Derron wrote:After I got divorced I banged anything that held still long enough.

And how often did your mom spend the night after your wife divorced you?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:06 am

Moving Sale wrote:
Derron wrote:After I got divorced I banged anything that held still long enough.

And how often did your mom spend the night after your wife divorced you?

Well your momma was there a couple of times. I had some of my boys over and that slutty bitch was sucking cock and getting rammed by more big white full size cock than she could handle. We never knew them midget bitches could do the splits quite like that. Her cock sucking leaved something to be desired though really, just could not get them little ham fists around a full size piece of man meat and get anything on the head upstroke at all. She did say that she had banged a couple of balck dudes one night but had got knocked up, and that her son, while a dwarf had managed to become some kind of quack lawyer despite his short curly haired look.

The Mexican dudes that worked for me banged her up the ass a couple times and talked about it for 2 fucking weeks. They wanted to take her midget ass back to Juarez for the winter and pimp her out to the freak circus.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:09 am

IKIDMMBIADY.
Great take Dumb and Dumber.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:33 pm

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Oh, that reminds me. If anyone has any special photo requests....

Post your crank shot requests somewhere else.

English is not your primary language, is it?

T1B

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