Trump/GOP bullshit

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:41 pm

If you're smart you'll cash out now.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:59 pm

Softball Bat wrote:If you're smart you'll cash out now.

You've been saying this for 10 years now.

The "broken clock" theory?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:22 pm

I have been saying that the economy is broken for 10 years.
Which it obviously has been.

The ridiculous market (Dow) reached 26,616.

It will hit 17,500 before it again hits 26,616.

I'll be glad to place a gentleman's bet on that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:32 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:The racists are emboldened.
Why aren't you currently fucking a black girl or guy?

How do you know he's not?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:48 pm

You just posted something from CNN!!! Die, you commie bastard!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You just posted something from CNN!!! Die, you commie bastard!!
I knew it would be the only way you & Screwedbygaybuffalos would believe it!

I'm not all freaked out and totally untrusting of news sources like you and the rest of the Tinfoil Hat Brigade. You could have just quoted it, and if I had any doubts I'd do the research.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:50 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You just posted something from CNN!!! Die, you commie bastard!!
I knew it would be the only way you & Screwedbygaybuffalos would believe it!
I'm not all freaked out and totally untrusting of news sources like you and the rest of the Tinfoil Hat Brigade. You could have just quoted it, and if I had any doubts I'd do the research.

Glad you admit that only commie bastards believe the lies on CNN. Gives a lot of cred to your volumes of cut and paste from there. Also, great to see you swallow every load every news source puts out. Try following Twitter a bit and you could get your fill of the media and their open and flagrant bias against anything not liberal or anti Trump.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:13 am

Derron wrote:Glad you admit that only commie bastards believe the lies on CNN.

You mean there's a communist version of CNN that I don't know about?
Because the only iteration I'm familiar with is the one that's been the uncritical, water-carrying, propaganda agent of every single war since their inception.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:52 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Because the only iteration I'm familiar with is the one that's been the uncritical, water-carrying, propaganda agent of every single war since their inception.

Let's not forget that 28 years ago, CNN was a big nothingburger, with hilariously bad ratings. Then, with some serious help from GHWB, they invented the "24 hour news cycle." Then, they became the waterboy for a particular political party. Then, FOX won their lawsuit in regards to airing "fake news," and the party spilled right over into CNN.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:53 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I'm not all freaked out and totally untrusting of news sources like you and the rest of the Tinfoil Hat Brigade. You could have just quoted it, and if I had any doubts I'd do the research.
Why not include the story and it's link? Are you too lazy to do that? Obviously...

What story are you talking about, you babbling retard?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:55 am

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I knew it would be the only way you & Screwedbygaybuffalos would believe it!
I'm not all freaked out and totally untrusting of news sources like you and the rest of the Tinfoil Hat Brigade. You could have just quoted it, and if I had any doubts I'd do the research.
Glad you admit that only commie bastards believe the lies on CNN. Gives a lot of cred to your volumes of cut and paste from there. Also, great to see you swallow every load every news source puts out. Try following Twitter a bit and you could get your fill of the media and their open and flagrant bias against anything not liberal or anti Trump.

What the fuck are you babbling about now? How much glue do you huff in a day?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:56 am

Papa Willie wrote:

Are you lost, tubby?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:06 am

I'll take that as a "yes".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:14 am

If they ever re-made The Odd Couple starring you two, I'd go pay to see it...

...in 3D IMAX. :o

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:29 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:If they ever re-made The Odd Couple starring you two, I'd go pay to see it...

Bullshit. You'd buy your own copy and jack off to it nightly.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:39 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:If they ever re-made The Odd Couple starring you two, I'd go pay to see it...

Bullshit. You'd buy your own copy and jack off to it nightly.

FIRST SCENE ~ Goobs enters the apartment carrying a double pepperoni pizza. 'Spray has no pants on.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:42 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:If they ever re-made The Odd Couple starring you two, I'd go pay to see it...

Bullshit. You'd buy your own copy and jack off to it nightly.

FIRST SCENE ~ Goobs enters the apartment carrying a double pepperoni pizza. 'Spray has no pants on.

All right. Now we get a peek at the inner workings of Marty's "mind". This might put Derron's musings to shame.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:44 am

In screen writing, that's what's known as role reversal.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:43 am

SECOND SCENE ~ 'Spray cuts a hole in the bottom of a KFC bucket to fit his dick in and offers Goobs a "drumstick"...

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:27 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:SECOND SCENE ~ 'Spray cuts a hole in the bottom of a KFC bucket to fit his dick in and offers Goobs a "drumstick"...

That is fucking hilarious and very sick at the same time.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:34 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Because the only iteration I'm familiar with is the one that's been the uncritical, water-carrying, propaganda agent of every single war since their inception.
Let's not forget that 28 years ago, CNN was a big nothingburger, with hilariously bad ratings. Then, with some serious help from GHWB, they invented the "24 hour news cycle." Then, they became the waterboy for a particular political party. Then, FOX won their lawsuit in regards to airing "fake news," and the party spilled right over into CNN.

And who can forget this epic scene from a CNN reporter. Looks just like a scene from Hogans Fucking Heros.

Got to 3:18 or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6fZDpozgKc

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Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:18 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I laughed at that, Marty. You're a pretty funny dude SEEING THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING JEW!

I didn't mean that, old friend.

I'm beginning to believe that Marty is every bit the closet case that you are. You'll make a lovely couple.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:24 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I laughed at that, Marty. You're a pretty funny dude SEEING THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING JEW!

I didn't mean that, old friend.
I'm beginning to believe that Marty is every bit the closet case that you are. You'll make a lovely couple.

Closet?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:08 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:55 pm

Two-year-old Honduran girl crying for her mother, who was being detained in McAllen, Texas

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:05 pm

Washington (CNN) — President Donald Trump continued to mislead about the origin of the humanitarian crisis on the US border, saying Democrats refuse to approve new funds for detention facilities for children.

The President was not required to sign anything to change the administration's practice that elicited outrage. He could have reversed the practice of splitting children from their parents with a phone call.

Trump insisted that conditions at some of the child detention facilities were "the nicest that people have seen."

"They talk about inhumane treatment. I read them. I looked at them. They're all over the place," Trump said during a Cabinet meeting Thursday. "We have a situation where some of these places, they're really running them well."

Trump gave credit to his Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, but acknowledged "it's still something that shouldn't be taking place."

He also said the executive action he signed on Wednesday was limited in its scope, and ultimately wouldn't end the separations.

"Democrat and court-ordered loopholes prevent family detention and lead to family separation, not matter how you cut it. I signed a very good executive order yesterday, but that's only limited. No matter how you cut it it leads to separation, ultimately," the President said.

But on Wednesday, Trump declared it is his administration's policy to "maintain family unity," including by detaining entire families together "where appropriate and consistent with law and available resources."

The order directed other agencies, including the Pentagon, to take steps to find places to house family units. The order specifies that migrants entering the US with children will not be kept together if there's a fear for the child's welfare. Families will also be prioritized in the adjudication process.

Even so, the move is almost certain to face immediate legal action challenging the administration's authority to keep families detained at length.

Trump also said Thursday some of the children coming to the US are arriving with "coyotes" and human traffickers and said "the Democrat-supported policies ... allowed this to happen."

He said Democrats didn't want to provide enough money to make life comfortable for the detained minors.

"Let's run the most luxurious hotel in the world for everybody -- but they don't want to give us the money," he said.

He said Democrats were invited to come to the White House this afternoon to discuss immigration.

Right underneath this story on CNN was paid content:

One Thing All Liars Have in Common, Brace Yourself

Sponsored: TruthFinder

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:14 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Two-year-old Honduran girl crying for her mother...

Oh my god...a two year old is cying?

...initiate launch sequence on my command...keys inserted...beginning launch countdown in 5...4...3...2...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:18 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Two-year-old Honduran girl crying for her mother...
Oh my god...a two year old is cying?

She was forcibly separated from her mother. Just imagine how you would feel if you were forcibly separated from shutyomouth. You know, like with crowbars and stuff.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:19 pm

(CNN) — First lady Melania Trump took a trip to the US-Mexico border on Thursday to tour an immigrant children's shelter, but her trip is getting attention not only for her action, but her wardrobe choice.

As the first lady boarded her plane from Andrews Air Force Base, she wore an olive green jacket. The back of the jacket read: "I really don't care. Do u?" in white graffiti-style lettering. Trump was not wearing the jacket when she landed in McAllen, Texas.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:21 pm

Papa Willie wrote:https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyl ... 1c95d48a11

That means that there's an 88% chance that Goobs, Mikey, Screwy & 'Tardt are gay.

^^^^^^
This shows there's a 100% chance that Meltspray is a moron.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:22 pm

#be best

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:29 pm

So fatso, are you saying that Melania didn't wear that jacket?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:45 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Derron wrote:Glad you admit that only commie bastards believe the lies on CNN.

You mean there's a communist version of CNN that I don't know about?
Because the only iteration I'm familiar with is the one that's been the uncritical, water-carrying, propaganda agent of every single war since their inception.

They put the bed in embedded.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:45 am

Meltspray wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:So fatso, are you saying that Melania didn't wear that jacket?
Got me, buddy. I'm totally out of answers. Pardon me while I insert a stupid meaningless photo here.

That's what I'm saying. :)

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:02 am

Cool. Cause I know when you start posting totally stupid pictures that are not in any way related to the discussion at hand, you have run out of things to say. Because you have this this severely limited intellect. And I'm totally cool with that. You fat FUCKING retard.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:31 am

Nice photo, you fat FUCKING retard. When I have time, I'll hook this up to my 60" flat screen and see what it looks like.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:53 am

Great thread, very amusing

I haven't seen this bad of an ass kicking since Spray posted last, oh about 20 minutes ago.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:31 am

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:49 am

Goober wrote:So fatso, are you saying that Melania didn't wear that jacket?

At the very least that jacket is a "WTF can you possibly be thinking?" episode.

But adding insult to injury, Donald saw fit to put out this White House communication...

“I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” written on the back of Melania’s jacket, refers to the Fake
News Media. Melania has learned how dishonest they are, and she truly no longer cares!

- Don

12 yr olds should not be president.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:42 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Two-year-old Honduran girl crying for her mother...
Oh my god...a two year old is cying?
She was forcibly separated from her mother.

Wrong.