Why The Yankees suck....
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:03 am
Let me count the ways...
1. They're prima donas. You heard the announcers say that Torre told them that he doesn't use Bernie Williams to hit and run. OK. So Canu (who ever the fuck he is) gets caught stealing( :roll: ). Bernie walks, next dude walks. Should be bases juiced no outs. Instead it's 1 down 2 on. Yanks turn a big inning into a modest 2 run affair.
2. Sheffield on ice. Gary playing RF on skates delivers a forearm shiver to Bubba Whatshisname. Clearly CF's ball. Should have been third out. Instead 2 runs score.
3. Top 5th. Yanks down 5-2. Runners on first and second...no outs. Sheffield up. Bunt the runners over right? No. Mr. Sheffield doesn't get paid to bunt does he? He pops out., Godzirra pops out. Next dude whiffs (Yankees cry cuz dude gets called for running inside the baseline).
4. Alex Melanoma Rodriguez batting in the ninth. Jeter on first, nobody out. CancerRod represents the tying run. Work the count right? Put some pressure on the pitcher right. Nope. Mr $25 mil, .140 hitting, no ribbie getting jackass promptly grounds into a demorilizing DP.
Fuck these over paid over hyped bunch of prima donas (except Jeter. A true pro).
Rack the two best TEAMS in the AL making it to the ALCS.
1. They're prima donas. You heard the announcers say that Torre told them that he doesn't use Bernie Williams to hit and run. OK. So Canu (who ever the fuck he is) gets caught stealing( :roll: ). Bernie walks, next dude walks. Should be bases juiced no outs. Instead it's 1 down 2 on. Yanks turn a big inning into a modest 2 run affair.
2. Sheffield on ice. Gary playing RF on skates delivers a forearm shiver to Bubba Whatshisname. Clearly CF's ball. Should have been third out. Instead 2 runs score.
3. Top 5th. Yanks down 5-2. Runners on first and second...no outs. Sheffield up. Bunt the runners over right? No. Mr. Sheffield doesn't get paid to bunt does he? He pops out., Godzirra pops out. Next dude whiffs (Yankees cry cuz dude gets called for running inside the baseline).
4. Alex Melanoma Rodriguez batting in the ninth. Jeter on first, nobody out. CancerRod represents the tying run. Work the count right? Put some pressure on the pitcher right. Nope. Mr $25 mil, .140 hitting, no ribbie getting jackass promptly grounds into a demorilizing DP.
Fuck these over paid over hyped bunch of prima donas (except Jeter. A true pro).
Rack the two best TEAMS in the AL making it to the ALCS.