T1B

Who goes to church?

Pomp and circumstance ritual crap interrupts valuable bbq, tailgating and sitting in my underwear time. Why should I bother with this crap if I...

... am Catholic and can just confess my sins at the very end and get a free pass.
... am Baptist and can do whatever I want so long as I vote Republican.
... am Mormon and can do whatever I want so long as I wear the special underoos.
... am Muslim and can do whatever I want so long as I do it with dynamite strapped to my nards.
... am Wiccan and can do whatever I want so long as frumpy man-haters with bad posture are involved.

Church is for Altar Boys, please. Someone needs to ring the bells.

--Father NAMBLA

PSUFAN wrote:Someone needs to ring the bells.

Can they be rocked?

As long as they're not heard outside of the Sanctum.

Don't be masticating me or dipping me in the nacho cheese.

And don't say "thanks" when I'm served up.

Weeeeelll Doggies.

Jethro once ate 14 bowls of flakes and 3 packets of Body of Christ crackers.

One of these days I gotta have a long talk with that boy.

I need that boy to take me back to Marineland so I kin catch one of them whales. Jethro, git my biggest bamboo pole.

The lines at the casino buffet are so much shorter on Sunday mornings. I wonder why.

Nickle slot tourneys.