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My Vasectomy Nightmare
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:26 pm
by Fat Sakkfelice
They got little willy all jangled up and in a tizzle, which caused my sakkfelice to swell up like an eggplant.
I had to pack my scrote with ice shavings and Tuck's medicated pads.
B-u-m-m-e-r, dawgs.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:28 pm
by Fat Slacks
Take is to the swollen nutbag forum, McDoogle.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:30 pm
by Flat Snacks
They yanked my urethra tighter than a banjo string.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:30 pm
by Frat Stacksfelice
Can it do Foggy Mountain?
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:31 pm
by Flat Snacks
I can nook an arrow though me willy and fire it 150 yards.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:35 pm
by Flatt & Scruggsfelice
One feller would get the banjar and the other'n get the fiddle and they'd have it all ready to go, so we'd like Earl and Paul Warren to kindly prove that for you tonight, ready fellas?
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:37 pm
by Fat Sakkfelice
So there I was, my ballsack hanging out of my cut-off shorts like a grapefruit in a sling, and some dude starts giving me the business.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:38 pm
by Some Dude
Leave me out of this, you dang sicko.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:39 pm
by Fat Clown Fart Sack
Honk Honk Honk, and stuff.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:39 pm
by Notfunnyfelice
Not laughing over here, boss. Drop the zero and git with the hero.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:41 pm
by Vanilla Icefelice
I'll mess you up fo clownin on my movie, dog. Fo shizzle.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:43 pm
by MAL TVOfelice
Are there any dead people around here I can make fun of? I'm good at that you know.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:43 pm
by Mike the Lab Ratfelice
Define "good."
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:45 pm
by Spock
Fascinating.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:46 pm
by Fat Buttspray Sakk
Poop. Poopy poop.
Poop.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:47 pm
by Tourette Felice
Stop working my side of the street.
&*# $!@ poop $.
&86! poop.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:50 pm
by Monkfelice
Apparently there was a struggle on this thread.
Whomever killed it was left-handed and smoked Swisher Sweet cigarillos.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:52 pm
by Dean Clean
I can feel myself growing left-handed!
I can feel the urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album!
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:53 pm
by Samurai Felicebang
RACK this thread.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:21 am
by Redheadfelice
Frickin nurse didn't set up the grounding plate properly under my ass. Lit me up good, damn near electrocuted me through the nutsak.
Wife likes to call me Rudolf with the red tip that glows and all now.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:26 pm
by Mvscalfelice
Leave my medical info out of this you dickhead liberal pantywaist.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:25 pm
by Bigfoot's Dick
This thread wreaks of flatulence.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:28 pm
by English Teacherfelice
Wreaks tr.v. 1. To inflict vengeance or punishment. 2. To express or gratify (anger, malevolence, or resentment); vent.
Reek v. 1. To smoke, steam, or fume. 2. To give off an unpleasant odor.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:30 pm
by Wifefelice
Reek n. 1. vegetable in the onion family
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:33 pm
by Dumbass Felice
Look, I got it covered, okay?
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:59 pm
by SPF 850
FUcK..... Its HOt nEXt to tHE sUN~
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:59 am
by Icarus
Daddy told me not to fly too close to the sun or the sea.
That was after he humped me and sent me out. Bottom line, Daedalus is a perv. Kinda like old Oedipus and his nag mom.
porn creep ruining Greece. And Rome and stuff. You know what I mean.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:38 pm
by Bigg!e
Wifefelice wrote:Reek n. 1. vegetable in the onion family
Rack.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:44 pm
by felice
get out of my forum. we were doing quite well before you showed up, thank you very much.
HURRUMPH~~@!@@@@
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