T1B

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:04 pm**

Running this place at a deficit currently. I can siphon off some money from the budgets of other forums (NFL and College football most likely), but we need to be propped up until the Christmas season hits full swing and Fester has kiddies come sit on his lap.

I'm open to suggestions.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:06 pm**

get some reindeer trolls

and get that shit out from under my foreskin.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:13 pm**

1. REINDEER TROLLS
--Had those a couple years ago and they freaked out the artist.

2. remove smegma
--maintenance budget is quite stretched. We'll have to find someone to do it for free. Guess we could harvest the smegma to use as window caulk. New thinking, people.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:43 pm**

i love this forum.

heh heh

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:04 pm**

uncle smegma wrote:get some reindeer trolls

and get that shit out from under my foreskin.

If you had an 8.5 inch circumcised meathammer like me, you wouldn’t have to worry about smegma.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:23 pm**

Two words:

Lemonade stand.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:26 pm**

We could play Dodgeball?

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:31 pm**

Bigfoot's Dick wrote:We could play Dodgeball?

This is the new thinking I'm talking about. I'm looking for new revenues streams and some fucking duchebag is talking to me about dodgeball. This is not a retarded summer camp, this is a business. Money problems... dodgeball does not address those.

I'd be really mad and fire you, but I understand that not much oxygen gets to that brain what with the blood being used to fill your enormous woodsy-scented crank.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:35 pm**

Grand prize is $50,000?

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:21 pm**

"enormous woodsy-scented crank."

gAy TONTO like that talk.
say again. again. again...

uhh... uhh... uhh...

ah... ah... ah...

uh.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:18 pm**

One Word:

We could have a bake sale or ask for donations.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:18 pm**

SECOND!

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:19 pm**

THIRD!

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:20 pm**

FOURTH!

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:21 pm**

Fifth.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:28 pm**

Sixths

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:31 pm**

12 inches.....oh wait.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:31 pm**

I once bought a barefoot wetsuit from Steve Merritt. He founded "The Barefoot Company" and had nuts made of cast iron.

He might have been the first to throw a front flip in competition and once did a deepwater start after jumping off a 70 foot bridge.

I bow before his greatness.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:11 pm**

Nice job, threadkiller.

Nobody cares.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:11 pm**

Yeah, I'll second that.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:12 pm**

THIRD!

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:13 pm**

Look, there is no such thing as thirding or fourthing a motion. You can only second it.

I feel I've been quite clear on this matter.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:14 pm**

FOURTH!

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:22 pm**

FIIIIIIIFFF!!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:52 am**

Get back in focus losers.

It's about raising some ca$h for this poor cripple-crutched place.

Fukkin' Fester is doing his best to make it work and all you got is silly jacking off shit.

(FUCK! I wish I could talk this way on TV. Shit Fuck Piss I mean it...)

Don't tell me about that loser bitch jail bird. Get to work.

Popcorn for spam fests?

Hot Dogs for Dr.D's rants?

Candy for PrimeX ass fucking gay resets?

Butter and cream for rozy's ego fests?

Strange Wild Meat burgers for DiT's guest dinners.

DDT for Roach's use in killing vermin threads?

Talk to me. Talk to Unc. Fester.

No bullshit now...

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:40 am**

I'm pretty much useless.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:46 am**

pshaw. You are lovable and capable. This foum is here so that you can strut your stuff without fear of interference from the haters and sassypants and middlers and bugaboos and wazzyworts and Jews.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:42 pm**

^^^^

Yup Yup, Biooootch.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:49 pm**

There's always room in the budget for wiggas. Fact remains they'll hang out for free so long as we hook them up with an appearance from Invictus here-and-there. He'll drop in, mention Lakeside and the wiggas will be all "DOPE!" and "YO!" and "I need to return my Mom's Aerostar by 10 tonight."

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:23 pm**

Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:05 pm**

Wigga, Please! wrote:and "I need to return my Mom's Aerostar by 10 tonight."

:LOLing:

FACE!

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:32 pm**

PrimeX wrote: FACE!

TOILET PAPER! YO, WATCH THE BEAT!"

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know,"

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

T1B

Gotta cut costs

Gotta cut costs

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