"Fighting" Illini.....
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:00 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:15 am
Must the "deuce" air the second half?
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:58 am
My old man went to Illinois and tried to get me to go there. I chose USC.
He calls me today and seyz "Have you seen the score of my game in the second quarter?"
"Yeah, 35-3"
"Well, now it's 56-3. Paterno should put in the water boy right about now. Aren't you glad you went to USC?"
"Yeah, and you tried to make me go to Illinois. I would have held that against you for the rest of my life"
"I know. We're terrible".
He calls me today and seyz "Have you seen the score of my game in the second quarter?"
"Yeah, 35-3"
"Well, now it's 56-3. Paterno should put in the water boy right about now. Aren't you glad you went to USC?"
"Yeah, and you tried to make me go to Illinois. I would have held that against you for the rest of my life"
"I know. We're terrible".