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A wedding cake
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:56 am
by JayDuck
It's official...And I'm gone to Hawaii for the next week.
Go Ducks!
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:49 am
by Laxplayer
Jay.....you just posted the one thing that decreases a woman's sex drive by 95%. Good luck bro, you're gonna need it.
Do you know why women smile when they walk down the aisle?
They know they'll never have to give the man standing at the front another blow job again.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:59 am
by campinfool
You thought the freshman 15 was bad in college, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:09 am
by peter dragon
Laxplayer wrote:Jay.....you just posted the one thing that decreases a woman's sex drive by 95%. Good luck bro, you're gonna need it.
Do you know why women smile when they walk down the aisle?
They know they'll never have to give the man standing at the front another blow job again.
you speak the truth dawg..
Jduck take up a hobbie like banging shit in your garage.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:31 pm
by indyfrisco
JD,
Congrats. HERE'S a weding cake though.
Actually, here was my groom's cake with A&M's seal on it. I like the ones above though.
Oh, and P.S., not that I'm keeping a spreadsheet, but you might want to remove your last name from that picture.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:43 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Damn, if I had a wedding cake that looked like that, I don't think I'd have made it through my reception alive.
My wife doesn't get sports, never will. Fortunately, I got married in June, when nobody is paying much attention to college football.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:46 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
IndyFrisco wrote:here was my groom's cake
Your groom?
Tears Jerry, tears.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:39 pm
by Nolesy
You call that a wedding cake Frisco. Where the hell are the dead dogs buried outside? sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh. :roll:
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:50 pm
by indyfrisco
Shit...leave it to Meds to pick apart my post...
Seriously, are groom's cakes only a Southern thing? When I told my wife I wanted an A&M groom's cake, she had NO idea what the hell a groom's cake was. I've been to 10 weddings here in Indiana in the last year. Not one groom's cake.
My wife surprised me. I had no idea I was getting my cake. Walked into the reception and there it was in front of the wedding party table, my A&M groom's cake. My wife is the best...
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:44 pm
by BSmack
IndyFrisco wrote:Seriously, are groom's cakes only a Southern thing?
I have to say, that is the first time I've ever heard of a groom's cake. Never even considered the option for my wedding.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:06 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
BSmack wrote:IndyFrisco wrote:Seriously, are groom's cakes only a Southern thing?
I have to say, that is the first time I've ever heard of a groom's cake. Never even considered the option for my wedding.
Same here.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:08 pm
by indyfrisco
Ok, so it's not just this little German town.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:18 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
Never heard of a groom's cake. Figured it was just a fellatio-typo. :wink:
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:26 pm
by indyfrisco
No typo. I had my own cake. Then we had the main cake. Anyhow, yes, it's a Southern thing. Never knew that...
Having its roots in Southern tradition, the groom’s cake has been around for quite some time and is making a fashionable comeback on the wedding scene.
Traditionally, a groom’s cake was sliced and boxed for the unmarried girls attending the wedding to take home and place under their pillows in hopes that the man they dreamed of would be their future husband. Groom’s Cake has come along way since then. Today the cake is meant to be a reflection of the groom’s interests, whether it be one of his hobbies, favorite sport, alma mater,profession, etc..
It’s a personal choice when to serve the cake - either at the rehearsal dinner, as an alternate dessert with the wedding cake, or as a late night dessert for the wedding party. Just because primarily groom cakes tend to be a fruit cake or a chocolate cake shouldn’t dictate what the bride and groom should have. Obviously being named “Groom’s Cake” it should be a flavor and theme that the groom enjoys.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:29 pm
by indyfrisco
Oh yeah. meds, you see m2 on Main Street trying to rip off your smack?
He's my first ankle biter. I've kept a low profile over the years so didn't have to deal with these much. I guess I'll see what it's like now.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:10 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
m2ool is a stone-cold lead pipe LOCK for 2005 Board Bitch Queen. I know I wavered in wanting to switch my vote to Trixy, but m2ool has earned it.
Like any good board bitch should, m2tard got RUN from this board and doesn't even post here anymore. By admitting defeat in this manner, he locked up the title.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:18 pm
by Nolesy
Definately a southern thing. Same is true for corn bread dressing at thanksgiving :cry:
war sage stuffing
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:45 pm
by indyfrisco
wtf is sage stuffing?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:48 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
wtf is wrong with cornbread stuffing?
war food coma
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:49 pm
by Nolesy
IndyFrisco wrote:wtf is sage stuffing?
sorry my northern upbringing crosses the southern enculturation line some times.
Stuffing= dressing, ie, the shit you put inside turkey butts at thanksgiving. Hence the term "stuffing'
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:17 pm
by indyfrisco
yeah, i know what stuffing/dressing is. Never heard of "sage stuffing" before. What's in it. I could look it up but that'd be too easy.
I love my mom's cornbread dressing loaded up with chicken gizzards. Mmm..mmm...gooood.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:28 pm
by PSUFAN
daymn...another board bitch rolled in flour and plungered with the turkey baster...
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:38 pm
by BBMarley
IndyFrisco wrote:yeah, i know what stuffing/dressing is. Never heard of "sage stuffing" before. What's in it.
I'm going to go out on a limb here... sage maybe?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:40 pm
by indyfrisco
BBMarley wrote:IndyFrisco wrote:yeah, i know what stuffing/dressing is. Never heard of "sage stuffing" before. What's in it.
I'm going to go out on a limb here... sage maybe?
Sweet! So you just take sage and stuff a turkey with it? Sounds great to me!!! :roll:
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:46 pm
by indyfrisco
Oh, and sorry JD.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:38 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Speaking of stuffing, last year I told my wife to double the amount of stuffing she made for Thanksgiving dinner. And this year, I'm seriously thinking of telling her to double last year's.
In fairness, it's the only time of the year I ever really eat stuffing.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:41 pm
by Nolesy
Sage dressing is made with regular good ole white bread, chicken stock, of course chopped celery and onions and flavored with sage. Of course one can add a multitude of additional items according to thier own preference. Some even go as far as to add oysters which in my opinion is taking it over the top.
I think the best dressing has to be your own mothers that you grew up on. You get married and your wife goes through that right of passage of making dressing it just does'nt measure up. Your bride might give the best head in all of history but she will never top moms dressing.
just saying
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:43 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
Nolesy wrote:Your bride might give the best head in all of history but she will never top moms dressing.
just saying
I know what you're sayin but I'm a bit confused about the comparisons going on here :?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:50 pm
by Laxplayer
think the best dressing has to be your own mothers that you grew up on. You get married and your wife goes through that right of passage of making dressing it just does'nt measure up. Your bride might give the best head in all of history but she will never top moms dressing.
You know, it's funny because the first Thanksgiving I had with my wife when we were dating her mom brought out this stuff that I had no idea what the hell it was. I asked and it was stuffing. I ate it and almost puked. 14 years later I actually like it, but you're right, nothing compares to mom's. Now as far as giving head....come on don't make us married guys jealous......
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:52 pm
by Moorese
peter dragon wrote:Jduck take up a hobbie like banging shit in your garage.
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Werd. Like other dudes' wives.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:58 pm
by Nolesy
Jimmy Medalions wrote:Nolesy wrote:Your bride might give the best head in all of history but she will never top moms dressing.
just saying
I know what you're sayin but I'm a bit confused about the comparisons going on here :?
Great head=ecstasty
moms dressing=ecstasy.............................well,er, kinda