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projectile martial aids
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:32 am
by bf
Ever had one thrown at you? If so, was it yours or hers? Recently used? Anything dripping off of it that got stuck in your hair or splattered on the wall? Was it big?
Why was it thrown at you? Was she trying pillow talk and you ended up quacking like a duck? Is it part of coitus where she pulls it out of her butt and shoves it under your nose moaning "you like that, pigfucker?"
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:58 am
by Guest
one time i was getting it on witha plumper and she had a discharge from her coot that was mucus like. not sure if it martial, but i was drunk and just flung it on the wall and kept on going . she had hairy boobs and fucked like a sleeping cow. not now
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:09 pm
by godzilla penis
After I am fully inserted and my godzilla penis fully garaged, I enjoy feeling a good long fart go by.
she kinda throws those at me.
Reminds me of...
a big salmon sticking his head up in a bubbling brook
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:12 pm
by Blue Falcon
godzilla penis wrote:After I am fully inserted and my godzilla penis fully garaged, I enjoy feeling a good long fart go by.
she kinda throws those at me.
Reminds me of...
a big salmon sticking his head up in a bubbling brook
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:15 pm
by sperm ranger
fuck you cock suck-er
eat some shit and die slow like
stick it up your butt.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:43 pm
by Bigfoot's Dick
Forest muff smells bad
My woodsy crank cant get hard
jerk off with tree sap
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:48 pm
by uncle smegma Mikey
hear the wind go past
stick a dildo up your ass
snort crank make it last
I am trying to take a shit