360 vs PS3
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:38 am
I've got some fucking asshole that tells me the 360 is going to be the best system.
I was diehard Sony in the last system wars and found out the Xbox was god, so I try and tell this shithead after reading wikipedia and he still tells me I'm wrong. So here is this analysis from a fucking queer to you on the events that will unfold on Nov. 22
360: Good system when it comes out. Every game that comes out for it in the next 2 years will be the greatest. If you play online this will be the system for you for the next 2 to 3 years.
PS3: The best system. It will take awhile for the full potential of this system to be realized and at the end of the day (console cycle) everyone will be playing this system. It will have the graphics and entertainment system you will want and online will overcome Xbox Live after 1 and 1/2 years. The final system to claim champion and the final system to be used in 6 years.
Revolution: You can't classify this shit. The most innovative controller ever made and the other systems will copy their idea. It's a cheap system and will bring new ideas (like the fact that every old Nintendo game will be available online) and everyone will copy. Their next controller is to be used to transform with CHEAP adaptors into a lightgun (for duckhunt) and a steering wheel. This is the system for your wife and children and you can't count them out, because your children will grow up remembering that controller that could do anything. Even more people loving the games and how they played after we are all dead.
LOSER: XBOX 360
Winner 1: Playstation: All adults will be playing this system for its graphics and online capability.
Winner 2: Revolution: This fucker is going to be cheap, those 3 year olds will NOT get enough of Super Mario 3 (THAT IS FREE) and that controller will have your kids and wife beating the shit out of you believing it is a baseball bat. If it's cheap and it provides an unbelievable amount of shit to your kids, every parent will agree.
I was diehard Sony in the last system wars and found out the Xbox was god, so I try and tell this shithead after reading wikipedia and he still tells me I'm wrong. So here is this analysis from a fucking queer to you on the events that will unfold on Nov. 22
360: Good system when it comes out. Every game that comes out for it in the next 2 years will be the greatest. If you play online this will be the system for you for the next 2 to 3 years.
PS3: The best system. It will take awhile for the full potential of this system to be realized and at the end of the day (console cycle) everyone will be playing this system. It will have the graphics and entertainment system you will want and online will overcome Xbox Live after 1 and 1/2 years. The final system to claim champion and the final system to be used in 6 years.
Revolution: You can't classify this shit. The most innovative controller ever made and the other systems will copy their idea. It's a cheap system and will bring new ideas (like the fact that every old Nintendo game will be available online) and everyone will copy. Their next controller is to be used to transform with CHEAP adaptors into a lightgun (for duckhunt) and a steering wheel. This is the system for your wife and children and you can't count them out, because your children will grow up remembering that controller that could do anything. Even more people loving the games and how they played after we are all dead.
LOSER: XBOX 360
Winner 1: Playstation: All adults will be playing this system for its graphics and online capability.
Winner 2: Revolution: This fucker is going to be cheap, those 3 year olds will NOT get enough of Super Mario 3 (THAT IS FREE) and that controller will have your kids and wife beating the shit out of you believing it is a baseball bat. If it's cheap and it provides an unbelievable amount of shit to your kids, every parent will agree.