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If anyone is interested in seeking refuge here in Canada, I'll post some links on seeking refugee status.
If you or someone you know does not want to be sent/sent back to Iraq or some other shithole to get your legs blown off for Uncle Scam, I can even help set you up with cash paying jobs in the waiter/waitressing, construction, landscaping and delivery service fields.
Don't wait to be drafted or recalled to active duty to die in a fake, bullshit war nobody will care about in 5 years.

You have the Marty Guarantee Of Authenticity stamp on this one.

Will you teach us the proper way to resent Americans and be jealous of their quality of life, or does that just come instinctively over time?

I thought you retired?

WTF is this, The NBA?

Variable wrote:Will you teach us the proper way to resent Americans and be jealous of their quality of life, or does that just come instinctively over time?

Spend a week in a free country. I'm sure that will shatter your illusions.

Mister Bushice wrote:I thought you retired?

WTF is this, The NBA?

You can hardly contain your excitement at the sight of my return.
I'm touched.

Martyred wrote: I can even help set you up with cash paying jobs in the waiter/waitressing, construction, landscaping and delivery service fields.

If you train them right, maybe they can deliver pizzas faster than you fat ass.

Hapday wrote:

Martyred wrote: I can even help set you up with cash paying jobs in the waiter/waitressing, construction, landscaping and delivery service fields.

If you train them right, maybe they can deliver pizzas faster than you fat ass.

And yet they'll probably get pizza delivery jobs faster than a stammering gibbon like you can get a government job in Ottawa of all places...

Good luck with that, Hap.

Martyred wrote: I'm touched.

That I knew. :D

Martyred wrote:

Variable wrote:Will you teach us the proper way to resent Americans and be jealous of their quality of life, or does that just come instinctively over time?

Spend a week in a free country. I'm sure that will shatter your illusions.

Still doing the daily mantra where you tell yourself that Canada is a better place to live that California? How's that working out for you?

Martyred wrote:

Hapday wrote:

Martyred wrote: I can even help set you up with cash paying jobs in the waiter/waitressing, construction, landscaping and delivery service fields.

If you train them right, maybe they can deliver pizzas faster than you fat ass.

And yet they'll probably get pizza delivery jobs faster than a stammering gibbon like you can get a government job in Ottawa of all places...

Good luck with that, Hap.

Why would I want to take a pay cut and get a gubment job? Now hurry up with that pizza. You've got two minutes or it's free, bitch.

Variable wrote:Still doing the daily mantra where you tell yourself that Canada is a better place to live that California? How's that working out for you?

Lemme see. Lower crime, universal health care, better air quality, top flight public transit, less traffic....

I've been to his neck of the woods. It ain't that bad by a damn sight. If it wasn't for that whole expatriate thing, I'd consider going there myself.

Of course my family on my paternal grandfather's side is from the Hamilton area. So you can call me a homer if you like.

BSmack wrote: Lemme see. Lower crime, universal health care, better air quality, top flight public transit, less traffic....

Some pretty blanket generalizations there. If we're comparing Vancouver to South Central, then yeah, scoreboard Canada. But there are plenty of sweet places to live in CA that beat someplace that has winter 8 months of the year hands down.

BTW, your standard run-of-the-mill HMO still beats socialized healthcare any day of the week and all you need is a decent job to get that.

Other than the LA basin, the rest of the state, including SoCal has as good or better air quality than anywhere else in the US. We've got an ocean to our left pushing fresh air in every day. :D

If there's a better subway system than BART in the SF bay area, I haven't seen it. Although, SoCal's mass-transit completely blows, which is why no one uses it.

Other than in our inner cities, where EVERYONE'S crime rates suck, CA has relatively low crime rates compared to other states. Actually, add to that all outlying areas of San Diego, where many illegals steal when they first get here because they don't have a job yet. Anywhere north of there, even Northern San Diego county, there isn't much of a crime problem with illegals because there are plenty of agriculture jobs to be had.

Although I haven't been to Canada (but do intend to go someday), I've visited or lived in 11 countries and somewhere around 30 of the 50 US states for various lengths of time and I can honestly say that there is no place that I've ever been that is a better place to live overall than California.

Hapday wrote:
Why would I want to take a pay cut and get a gubment job?

I don't know, but some of us with working memories remember your lamenting not being able to land a government job.

You cut quite a tragic figure, Hap.

Martyred wrote:

Hapday wrote:
Why would I want to take a pay cut and get a gubment job?

I don't know, but some of us with working memories remember your lamenting not being able to land a government job.

You cut quite a tragic figure, Hap.

Time to update your spreadsheet, bitch.

Universal health care....where you die waiting in line for surgeries? Where you wait months and months and months for simple elective procedures? Where your doctors come to the US for treatment?

RACK it, I guess. :roll:

Not only that, all of their good doctors come here to practice medicine as well.

Variable wrote: tell yourself that Canada is a better place to live that California? How's that working out for you?

No, it's just another capitalist shytehole with the tattered remnants of a once mixed economy propping it up.

The only advantage I can think of, would be the distinct lack of petrifiedwhiteymiddleclasssuburbanshutins performing an embarrasing 'Islamofascist' chicken little routine.

I love socialist fuckwits that call capitalistic countries shitholes. I can think of nothing better than going to North Korea to starve to death so that their fearless leader can fuck thirteen tyear old boys. I can think of nothing better of licing in China only to be arrested and tortured for believing in Christ. Can there really be anything better than living in Cuba where you'll be murdered for speaking in opposition of the so-called revolutionary regime there?

Yes, but only because they're too drunk to care.

Variable wrote:Some pretty blanket generalizations there. If we're comparing Vancouver to South Central, then yeah, scoreboard Canada. But there are plenty of sweet places to live in CA that beat someplace that has winter 8 months of the year hands down.

Actualy I was comparing metro Toronto to SoCal. And no, Toronto doesn't have winter 8 months out of the year. Plus they have better beer, all nude strip clubs, professional football (sup LA?) MLB, NBA, and NHL, Younge Street, The Esplanade, the CN Tower and some Broadway level theatre for the old lady to blow money on.

And a quick check of the housing market in Toronto tells me that it looks a tad more affordable than anything in SoCal. Combined with excelent rail and bus systems and you have a place that is a hell of a lot more accessable than SoCal for the average working stiff.

DrDetroit wrote: North Korea to starve to death so that their fearless leader can fuck thirteen tyear old boys.

Link? Post your data, please.

I can think of nothing better of licing in China only to be arrested and tortured for believing in Christ. Can there really be anything better than living in Cuba where you'll be murdered for speaking in opposition of the so-called revolutionary regime there?

Sounds great to me, bring it on.

Dr_Phibes wrote:

DrDetroit wrote: North Korea to starve to death so that their fearless leader can fuck thirteen tyear old boys.

Link? Post your data, please.

On the starving or the buggering of boys...

I saw it on Team America World Police, so it must be true.

You asked for it, Variable.

DPRK

DrDetroit wrote: I can think of nothing better of licing in China only to be arrested and tortured for believing in Christ.

Variable wrote:Yes, but only because they're too drunk to care.

Besides, who lices anymore? That's SO 1960's

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Don't say I never do anything for you guys.

You owe me, big time.