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stupid things john madden says during mnf

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:21 am
by bbqjones
earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:43 am
by bbqjones
so hes pretty sober tonight. makes for a shitty thread on my part.

go figure

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:20 am
by The Assassin
He is too busy salivating over the brats and turducken.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:29 am
by rozy
The Assassin wrote:too busy salivating over the brats
Does not compute

Unless of course you mean salivate less and eat more.

Is Johnsonville publically traded?

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:31 am
by The Assassin
rozy wrote:
The Assassin wrote:too busy salivating over the brats
Does not compute

Unless of course you mean salivate less and eat more.

Is Johnsonville publically traded?

Something to that effect yes.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:34 am
by RadioFan
The Assassin wrote:Something to that effect yes.
Wha?

Sorry, bro, not good enough. Step it up, or get drunker or higher.

We're not in chat here. 'sayin.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:36 am
by RadioFan
bbq, your thoughts?

Post them now, for now may never be here again.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:36 am
by ElvisMonster
Is this The Packer Bar?

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:37 am
by rozy
ElvisMonster wrote:Is this The Packer Bar?
Quit winking at me.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:37 am
by RadioFan
ElvisMonster wrote:Is this The Packer Bar?
Depends. bbq started this thread.

Leave me alone.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:37 am
by bbqjones
bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:40 am
by ElvisMonster
bbqjones wrote:bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao
Quit mocking me. I thought we were b**z.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:40 am
by rozy
bbqjones wrote:bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao
Pops needs a shave, Bro.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:41 am
by bbqjones
i was going to go top disneyworld today, but i dint because of the game today and im supposed to go tomorrow but im not because of teh funnyu i tommys bookmarks all day longtime.

fuckint im going to disney and im going to post pictures of it too, btw.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:42 am
by ElvisMonster
bbqjones wrote:i was going to go top disneyworld today, but i dint because of the game today and im supposed to go tomorrow but im not because of teh funnyu i tommys bookmarks all day longtime.

fuckint im going to disney and im going to post pictures of it too, btw.
Looking forward to it. Have fun.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:45 am
by ElvisMonster
Ok. Gotta go. Game's on.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:47 am
by RadioFan
Me too.

And Madden is saying stuff that we can make fun of. brb.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:54 am
by ElvisMonster
Nick Collins is a fucking hammer. Rack him.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:01 am
by bbqjones
shut up bandwagonner, i found your phone number and im going to call you unless radiofan posts his number and i can call shrubber tonight too.

i get free long distance.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:01 am
by ElvisMonster
Does bbqjones still post here? :sad:

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:02 am
by bbqjones
DUMMY

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:03 am
by ElvisMonster
You're a dummy. Not me.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:03 am
by Cross Traffic
No mutant turkey that Madden and Summerall used to roll out for the Crackwagon game and share with the linemen?

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:04 am
by The Assassin
RadioFan wrote:
The Assassin wrote:Something to that effect yes.
Wha?

Sorry, bro, not good enough. Step it up, or get drunker or higher.

We're not in chat here. 'sayin.

What i'm sayin is,that I'm seeing Madden,during commercials shoveling as much brats and turducken into his grill as he can before they go bac live. I'm sure he is bound to say something stupid,but I'm pretty sure his mind,and his stomach are on the food.


BTW has al Michaels totally lost any interest in his job? He announces MNF like hes half asleep.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:06 am
by rozy
ElvisMonster wrote:Does bbqjones still post here? :sad:
as she pretends that she is tired/or sleeping, im going to rub up on her from the backside. then, when ive rustled her up and she again pretends that she is too tired to engage, im going to bust out the friggin motion lotion. if you think im joking here, im not. this stuff works. especially if you are looking for some badge or red wings.

now i have her semi=awake and she has no choice. i fliper the backside, swivel her on top and make her do a one eighty. now this is the one im down with. i get to watch her fatass up and down, got a mirror where i can ignore her on the side and the tv busting out some hardcore need to know conservative news. (sup greta? i love you and your funky jaws)

i am ever so delicate to reverse all this stuff i did and spoon spoon spoon and nut nut nut. all done. she can watch the soap operas or dr phil she taped today and i can passout and dream of winning the lottery.

if life was any better, i would own that galaga game we'bvr all been playing since we were eight.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:11 am
by Jack
"Brett Favre is a quarterback that likes to know where his receivers are going to be.... When you don't know where your receivers are it's hard to complete a pass to them"


"I like Kamar abar agiamilla"
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"Kabeer baja-Bamillabier is an awesome defensive tackle"
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"Maja Biamilla made an awesome play"
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:14 am
by ElvisMonster
That was kind of funny.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:20 am
by ElvisMonster
14-14. Thanks, bbqjinx. :roll:

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:23 am
by Gunslinger
John Madden is on Monday Night football? I thought it was Harry Carey.

War old Dodger vs. Cub games and coming back to the 11th inning of Carey clearing his throat out for the first 20 seconds before anyone speaks!

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:27 am
by bbqjones
ElvisMonster wrote:14-14. Thanks, bbqjinx. :roll:

i didnt call it the packer bar, you did. youre the jinxer

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:32 am
by Cross Traffic
"Mike Tice looks like he should be at Sturgis in that jacket"

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:32 am
by Trampis
The Assassin wrote:

BTW has al Michaels totally lost any interest in his job? He announces MNF like hes half asleep.
Yes.

The guy calls one epoch hockey game and everyone thinks hes God.

Never liked al michaels

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:34 am
by rozy
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l to r~~ ElvisMonster, bbqjones
not pictured~~ yt's cat

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:55 am
by Luther
You guys have your computer in your TV room don't cha?

I could be nice and say you have one of those "Great Rooms" which is what the Realtors tout. But I doubt a trailer has a "Great Room", let alone an apartment has a "Mediocre Room."

I kind of remember that yt guy, but he was kind of a shitty poster so most of his stuff passed me by like gasX.

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The Chief is behind Elvis Monster in this picture. I like the dichotomy of the picture though regarding EM. The sideburns grow forward as the forehead peels back.

The Sturgis reset with Tice was a chuckler though. Tice looks like he's on the edge, like he could play the Chief in "One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest."

Rip City

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:01 am
by bbqjones
i call it my office. its where i do most of my masturabateting.

i keep a trash can for beer cans and dirty dirty tissues.

i built some shelves for books too.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:06 am
by bbqjones
LET HIM SCORE YOU BIG DUMMY

holy fuck, i dont think the pack are going to make the playoffs now.


i hate this, it reminds me of the superbowl

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:20 am
by RadioFan
...and the Lions and the Rams, they're still in it.

--

Another one of your Al Michaels "Do you believe in Miracles?" Moments.

Beautiful call, Al. :meds:

FUCK

Re: stupid things john madden says during mnf

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:44 am
by frodo_biguns
bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!

Re: stupid things john madden says during mnf

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:46 am
by Jack
frodo_biguns wrote:
bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't hear that one...I went to sleep..
but THAT IS CLASSIC!!!
:wink:

Re: stupid things john madden says during mnf

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:39 pm
by frodo_biguns
Jack wrote:
frodo_biguns wrote:
bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't hear that one...I went to sleep..
but THAT IS CLASSIC!!!
:wink:
It's gotta be on the net someplace. If I ever find it I'll post it.