Chad Johnson

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:22 pm

Is gay.

A week or so ago I sat bemused watching Ralph Wiley and Tony Kornholer slobber his crank, giddy as all get-out over his cheerleader proposal idiocy.

This morning I happened to catch Rome's opening, and he did likewise over yesterday's 'golf' childishness.

'Respectable' people are actually getting off on him....?

Ok, I'm old.......and hopelessly old school, but whatever happened to adults...?

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BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:31 pm

Jim Rome is angling for an interview with "solid jungle guy" Chad Johnson.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:33 pm

Someone had to replace TO, right ? :?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:46 pm

In two years, he will be TO.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:28 pm

Jim Rome, currently speaking......

What's Chad Johnson going to do this Sunday...?
I can't wait, I can't wait.
What's he going to bust loose with when he gets in the end zone...?
I can't wait, I can't wait.
Chad Johnson never shows anyone up, he just has fun.
CJ gets it.
What'll he do....?
So fun.
This is GREAT
I can't wait.

WTF....?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:36 pm

No, he just acts like an 11 yr old.

It's fresh.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:36 pm

BSmack wrote:Jim Rome is angling for an interview with "solid jungle guy" Chad Johnson.

I'm down with Chad Johnson. good guy, great receiver and a solid interview......

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:37 pm

Well, he could be like Joe Horn and fuck Willie Roaf's wife.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:40 pm

'Rumor' has it he's gonna bust out an iron and work over a Terrible Towel with it.

Must see tv.

Sincerely,

WWF

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:42 pm

BSmack wrote:Well, he could be like Joe Horn and fuck Willie Roaf's wife.

LMAO!

Seriously?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:56 pm

Cicero wrote:
BSmack wrote:Well, he could be like Joe Horn and fuck Willie Roaf's wife.
LMAO!

Seriously?

Yes, seriously. Though neither Roaf or Horn will fess up.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2002/0128/1319126.html

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:12 pm

I never thought of that angle, Paul.

Thanks.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:34 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
poptart wrote:'Rumor' has it he's gonna bust out an iron and work over a Terrible Towel with it.

Must see tv.

Sincerely,

WWF
Simple solution: Keep the dude out of the end zone.

Get over it.

It worked the last time the Steelers played the Bengals.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:06 pm

BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:
BSmack wrote:Well, he could be like Joe Horn and fuck Willie Roaf's wife.
LMAO!

Seriously?
Yes, seriously. Though neither Roaf or Horn will fess up.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2002/0128/1319126.html

Horn's offering a blood test... what more do you want him to do, lead you to WMD's?

Dumb fuck.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:08 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote: LMAO!

Seriously?
Yes, seriously. Though neither Roaf or Horn will fess up.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2002/0128/1319126.html
Horn's offering a blood test... what more do you want him to do, lead you to WMD's?

Dumb fuck.

Yea, the Saints let Roaf go because they had too many Pro Bowl tackles.

Just because the baby was Roaf's (err alegedly) doesn't mean Horn wasn't tapping her.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:18 pm

BSmack wrote:Yea, the Saints let Roaf go because they had too many Pro Bowl tackles.

Just because the baby was Roaf's (err alegedly) doesn't mean Horn wasn't tapping her.

Doesn't mean he was, either.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:12 pm

poptart wrote:I never thought of that angle, Paul.

Thanks.

m2

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:47 pm

poptart wrote:I never thought of that angle, Paul.

Thanks.

Don't start thinking, pwndtart. We'd much rather read your whining vaginal "back when I went to school" type rants.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:57 am

Back when ...... EYE...... went to school..........

I kicked the crap out of dorks who trotted around in bad haircuts.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:49 am

poptart wrote:Back when ...... EYE...... went to school..........

I was one of those dorks that preached The Word of God to everyone I passed in the halls and passed out Scripture verses on note cards to the heathen. I was way cool, cuz Jesus was just alright with me.

FTFY

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:00 am

In HS I didn't believe in Jesus.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:05 am

poptart wrote:In HS I didn't believe in Jesus.

Ah, so you were one of those guys who drank and smoked and got laid and, now that you have had your fun, wants to stop everybody else from having fun.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:33 am

Naaah, have 'fun' if that's what you want to do.