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Real football fan

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:12 am
by BBMarley
Spreads the ashes so a bunch of 300 pound men can run on them- Rack this guy! Hope my daughter does the same for me....

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Re: Real football fan

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:52 am
by BSmack
BBMarley wrote:Spreads the ashes so a bunch of 300 pound men can run on them- Rack this guy! Hope my daughter does the same for me....
At which stadium?

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:53 am
by DallasFanatic
My children simply need to pay the 400 dollars it costs to play Pebble Beach and spread my shit all over the 18th green. Now there's a place you'd want to spend eternity.

:D

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:00 am
by Dumbass
Whoever does mine, just needs to reach over the pavilion or field level wall at The Ravine. The only problem is I don't have any kids and moms is the only one that knows that is what I want.

Can I get a volunteer from one of your offspring?

:P

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"A long drive to deep right field...she is gooone!!!"

Re: Real football fan

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:12 am
by BBMarley
BSmack wrote:
BBMarley wrote:Spreads the ashes so a bunch of 300 pound men can run on them- Rack this guy! Hope my daughter does the same for me....
At which stadium?
Well- since the Vet is gone- has to be the Linc. Eagles are my first team- that's where its gotta be

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:14 am
by BBMarley
Dumbass wrote:Whoever does mine, just needs to reach over the pavilion or field level wall at The Ravine. The only problem is I don't have any kids and moms is the only one that knows that is what I want.

Can I get a volunteer from one of your offspring?

:P

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"A long drive to deep right field...she is gooone!!!"
We'll take care of it for you!

Sin,
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:19 am
by Truman
Seem to recall a SportsCenter story from a few years back where a dutiful son dumped his father's ashes on the warning track at Wrigley, and was summarily ejected for his trouble.

Rack Chris in Philly and the Wrigley bleacher bum.

'Less the Chiefs win a Superbowl in my remaining two-score-or-so years (fat chance, Truman), I've got a gorgeous spot picked out in Rocky Mountain National Park to spend eternity. My only hope is that I outlive Carl Peterson.