T1B

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:59 pm**

I hope somebody hep me pretty soon.

merry christmas to all

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:32 pm**

Help you? Help ME! Wifey asked me to use EXACTLY one-half teaspoon Caraway seed in the goulash I'm supposed to make for her tonight and I only have enough for one-quarter! Can I substitute fennel? Turmeric? I need help, people!

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:45 pm**

Remember when you tried to make me for the lovely wife but you screwed it up and she threw you in a tiny bamboo cage, Bizzarofelice?

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:11 am**

I cant reach my crank!
:sad:

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:01 am**

I only wish that was the least of my problems.

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:17 am**

heh heh

i love this forum

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:01 am**

RACK!

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:14 pm**

time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

somebody hep me

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:34 pm**

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

somebody hep me

I found this for ya tim

Merry Xmas

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:37 pm**

I cant reach my arms.

:sad:

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:42 pm**

Why have I not been reading this forum before? This is gold...

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:10 pm**

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

I think one more day of starving and you'll be small enough to fit in a child's stocking.

Just imagine the happy children all sleepy-eyed and wandering downstairs to see what Santa brought them. Little Billy got a BBGun, Tommy got train set and Susie got a 4 lb. starved ethnic boy.

Speak for little Susie.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:24 pm**

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

Have we met?

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:24 pm**

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

Thursday good for you?

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:33 pm**

dats tomorrow.

I needs another ham sammich or chick bone

hep me

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:03 pm**

Can I have your ukelele?

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:43 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Can I have your ukelele?

I should delete this to help the board.
I should delete this to help your image.

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:54 pm**

psufan.

call me

Posted: **Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:29 am**

Bill,

Call me.

And if you could bring your checkbook, that would be super.

Posted: **Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:43 am**

and don't forget the fridge dollies

Posted: **Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:05 am**

Come on, sweets. Lemme jam my peeled baby carrot between those droopy bologna flaps again.

Posted: **Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:13 am**

eject wrote:eject

Posted: **Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:30 am**

christmas eve, I be about dead and you all jiving bullaZzzzzzShitt around. fukkers...

serious now, this about it fo me....

I too weak to fight with the gulls over fries out the window in da parking lot now...

hep me

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:58 pm**

I breeng the beer for the Ti-ny Teem.
Wake up boy. Wake up.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:50 pm**

Help you? Someone needs to help me find another mimosa.

Please my dear boy. I'm 2nd knuckle deep in my wonderfully extravagant honeymoon with my new husband. I hope to find items about your size and suck on them until they decorate me like my face was a tinsel covered christmas tree.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:54 pm**

Help me.

I was once proud and full of expensive champagne. One night in the Elton John honeymoon suite and I'm covered in felchampagne.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:24 pm**

I would mop up this thread with some corn bread.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:25 pm**

Have you seen the skinny little boy that chases the white ghost at night?

Posted: **Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:40 am**

Well....

is the little whelp dead yet or not?

can I please have some peace!

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:30 am**

I could use some Excedrin right about now.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:31 am**

Where did you find my kindergarten picture?

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:20 pm**

hello

I be Timmie's mom. He dead now.
But he lef me his password ax I say bye

We keepin his pants for remembering

bye

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:40 pm**

Tiny Tim wrote:hello

I be Timmie's mom. He dead now.

you ate the sandwich I fished out of the dumpster for him didn't you, you pathetic overweight biotch?

timmy could have lived for months on that sandwich.......

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:33 pm**

whitey got me down

and dat picture of me is a link to whitey doin it

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:56 pm**

Up and left

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:08 pm**

GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:09 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:11 pm**

Eddie Sutton wrote:GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!

Nopesh, I'm all good to go- whoops, dropped my keys. Hang on.

Okay...gonna take off now...see you guysh later.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:18 pm**

Eddie Sutton wrote:GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!

Thanks. Them cows ain't gonn tip themselves, you know.