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Given that the media has its mouth firmly joined to the shaft of USC's cock, I give you the next 10 nights of programming on the History Channel. It is USC vs. the greatest Armies of the world.

Episode 1: USC vs. Genghis Khan
Episode 2: USC Defends the Alamo.
Episode 3: With a month to prepare, Pete Carroll rallies the French at Waterloo. Because if you give him a month, he could do anything.
Episode 4: Reggie Bush storms Normandy...Alone
Episode 5: Matt Leinart leads "Pickett's Charge" at Gettysburg and leads the South to victory.
Episode 6: Pete Carroll, showing his compassion, makes peace between Isreal and Palestine. A softer episode that shows USC's omnipresence and undeniable greatness
Episode 7: USC vs. The Spanish Armada.
Episode 8 Reggie Bush Wins Cold War.
Episode 9: USC vs. The Jedi Counsil. USC a 7 point favorite. People cant' stop talking about Reggie with a light saber
Episode 10: "The Passion of the Bush" Reggie Bush and Jesus. Initially, Reggie offers to save the world from sin, but Jesus says no because it would be the ultimate sin for the world not to see him play.

I got this from a Texas website. I cannot take any credit other than that cut and paste

I've been reading that for a couple of days...


LMFAO

You have to admit, we'd take France without incident :wink:

e wrote:

m2 wrote:I've been reading that for a couple of days...

took me less than a minute

RACK!!!

If Kal faced the french, who would surrender first?

e wrote:

m2 wrote:I've been reading that for a couple of days...

took me less than a minute

You read 9 pages of the thread in less than 60 seconds???

How's that degree in bullshit working out for ya?



m2

m2 wrote:

e wrote:

m2 wrote:I've been reading that for a couple of days...

took me less than a minute

You read 9 pages of the thread in less than 60 seconds???

How's that degree in bullshit working out for ya?



m2

Probably a lot better than yours in wind chime science.

e wrote:

m2 wrote:I've been reading that for a couple of days...

took me less than a minute

Definite RACK.

Jimmy, my son's kindergarten class would take France without incident.

Some of my favs:


"Actually, the rumor I heard was that the Trojans were bored this weekend, so they flew to Indianapolis, put on Chargers unis and kicked the Colts' asses. "

"OLN just announced the real reason that Lance isn't participating in the Tour next year is b/c Reggie announced that he is using the race as a warmup for his offseason workout. "

"Reggie Bush isn't hung like the Trojan Horse. The Trojan Horse is hung like Reggie Bush."

"Reggie Bush is still mad about having to share the MNC with LSU a couple of years ago, so he huffed and he puffed and blew their state away this August. Meterologists were in error when they labeled this phenomenon "Hurricane Katrina."

Congrats to Reggie Bush for successfully negotiating today's settlement between the New York Transit Union and the City.

Harvdog wrote:Given that the media has its mouth firmly joined to the shaft of USC's cock, I give you the next 10 nights of programming on the History Channel. It is USC vs. the greatest Armies of the world.

Episode 1: USC vs. Genghis Khan
Episode 2: USC Defends the Alamo.
Episode 3: With a month to prepare, Pete Carroll rallies the French at Waterloo. Because if you give him a month, he could do anything.
Episode 4: Reggie Bush storms Normandy...Alone
Episode 5: Matt Leinart leads "Pickett's Charge" at Gettysburg and leads the South to victory.
Episode 6: Pete Carroll, showing his compassion, makes peace between Isreal and Palestine. A softer episode that shows USC's omnipresence and undeniable greatness
Episode 7: USC vs. The Spanish Armada.
Episode 8 Reggie Bush Wins Cold War.
Episode 9: USC vs. The Jedi Counsil. USC a 7 point favorite. People cant' stop talking about Reggie with a light saber
Episode 10: "The Passion of the Bush" Reggie Bush and Jesus. Initially, Reggie offers to save the world from sin, but Jesus says no because it would be the ultimate sin for the world not to see him play.

I got this from a Texas website. I cannot take any credit other than that cut and paste

funny:)

Harvdog wrote: Episode 2: USC Defends the Alamo.

Nah, USC misunderstood. The Mexicans play futbol.