T1B

I've got a veritable forest creeping up my nape joinging its brethren on my thick, formidable head of hair. Its been a while since I've had a haircut, and I can tell because I've got Farrah Fawcett wings going just above my ears.

Good grooming dictates I take care of that hair on my neck (as I normally do but have for some reason forgotten for weeks) but I'm thinking I'd like to see where this goes.

What do the trolls of this, the Free and Open Festerfelice Forum think of my situation?

Do you get burrs stuck in your neck hair?

Sometimes.

Did you get that Decline of British Sea Powers CD I sent to you?

Yeah but my CD player won't recognize it. I hoofed it down to Solvang to a guy I know and he thinks my CD player is too old. I didn't have any cash on me at the time and was waiting for a really big check to clear the bank so I held off.

I've got birthday money coming to me.

When's your birthday, Bigfoot?

Two weeks from tomorrow. Me and the other Bigfoots rented of a K of C hall and will be having a little get together there. Also invited are bears, chipmunks, birds, sqirrels and deer.

I've always wondered, Bigfoot, do you guys use toilet paper? I'm guessing you use leaves but I doubt that really gets things clean.

Things ain't so bad. I eat berries and twigs and shit so my bowel movements are easy going. No extended sessions bending over a hollow stump.

Back to my music career, afte touring with the Shaggs for some time I retired to the woods. I never thought I'd be like my father but here I am.

Larry David's got the neckfro happening. It works for him.

Bigfoot wrote:Do you get burrs stuck in your neck hair?

I wish you would trim me up.