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Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:27 pm**

It's time to elect the 2005 Cryin' Ryan award Winner

This annual rite of suckage, dating back to the days of SCIII, has been bestowed on the poster who most exemplifies all that is wrong with the below average NFL fan who has access to the internet.

Hope some of you can help out with the history, I can remember a few of the Past winners:

Scotty Christopher, Panther in SoCal, KC Paul (the only repeat winner)

I'm missing a couple.

The Criteria for Nomination:

Myopic Homerism
Inability to form a well reasoned arguement or response to same
Relentless whinning about referees or a particular play (see "tuck rule")
Starting pointless threads
Colossal meltdown(s)

Voting will be conducted in a separate thread.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:24 am**

I'm thinking BEB won one year.

Not sure.

Senility.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:11 am**

...last years thread, it was indeed the "Bandit"

http://www.smackboard.com/phpBB2/viewto ... ryan+award

I'll venture out on a limb... TREV

..fellow Boltfan..although she came up with some pretty decent smack late season (including calling me a "Prick") she gets my vote for classic beauties like these"...

TREV WROTE:

When invited to a tailgate...

"Men having all day to drink before a Raiders/Chargers night game. I'll be at home in my warm, cozy living room watching while decorating my Christmas tree. You all have fun!"

On the loss to Dallas

"Those penalties....cost the game. Disgusting! I'm so glad I didn't go."

Who the hell knows what prompted this?

"I'm back from a ladies Christmas brunch, now I'm going to take a nap. Geez."

When asked if she would be at the Raider/Bolt game.

"I gave away my tickets to some nice Charger fans already. I've better things to do tomorrow."

????? I just can't fathom such a dastardly act!..and, is there anything more important than a Bolt vs. Raider game? yep, she gets my vote.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:17 am**

'Snotty, PISC, BEB and Paully

looks about right for the list of DEFENDERS.

not throwing out a nomination yet..M0ds have to respect "the timing"

I'M SURE THAT TRAVIS 13 COULD SWEEP THIS AWARD AWAY IN ABOUT 10 DAYS IF HIS MYOPIC JR. HIGH SNIVELLING ASS COULD MUSTAH' THE STRENGTH.JUST SAYIN' YOU BUNCHA FUCKIN NO FOOTBALL KNOWIN' INBREEDIN' CORNHOLIN'PIECES OF SHEEEEIIIITTT!

fvckit....to many words speeeeeeled write.

not my Troll.

Happy New Year to all.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:09 pm**

I miss Hangman.

And NyeMan.

And all the other real men.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:53 pm**

poptart wrote:I miss Hangman.

And NyeMan.

Quit lobbing softballs tart'......

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:55 pm**

Can we just give the "award" to Diogenes by acclamation?

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:25 pm**

The Criteria for Nomination:

Lack of Myopic Homerism
Ability to form a well reasoned arguement or response to same
Never whinning about referees or a particular play (see "tuck rule")
Rarely starting threads
Causing Colossal meltdown(s)

BSmack wrote:Can we just give the "award" to Diogenes by acclamation?

Second.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:07 pm**

Nominations Update:

Trev - 1
Diogenes - 1

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Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:23 pm**

Diogenes wrote:
The Criteria for Nomination:

Lack of Myopic Homerism
Ability to form a well reasoned arguement or response to same
Never whinning about referees or a particular play (see "tuck rule")
Rarely starting threads
Causing Colossal meltdown(s)

BSmack wrote:Can we just give the "award" to Diogenes by acclamation?
Second.

Oh snap. FTFYour Ass, B.

Nice try, but you're not beating out m2l. Take that to the bank.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:37 am**

Red wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
The Criteria for Nomination:

Lack of Myopic Homerism
Ability to form a well reasoned arguement or response to same
Never whinning about referees or a particular play (see "tuck rule")
Rarely starting threads
Causing Colossal meltdown(s)

BSmack wrote:Can we just give the "award" to Diogenes by acclamation?
Second.
Oh snap. FTFYour Ass, B.

Nice try, but you're not beating out m2l. Take that to the bank.

Guarantee I get more votes than Trev, though.

Someone here's got to nominate* War Wagon*.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:51 am**

Diogenes wrote: Someone here's got to nominate* War Wagon*.[/b]

I guess you just did then you flippin idiot.

What, did you think that your nomination wouldn't count?

I was going to abstain, but Dio just demands the attention.

In a landslide.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:06 am**

War Wagon* wrote:
Diogenes wrote: Someone here's got to nominate* War Wagon*.
I was going to abstain, but Dio just demands the attention.

In a landslide.

I've already been nominated and seconded, tard.

Besides, any vote you cast gets an * anyway.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:32 am**

Dr. Detroit should get a nod , simply because he didn't think Joe Montana played in a " West Coast Offense " .

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:39 am**

Red wrote:
Nice try, but you're not beating out m2l. Take that to the bank.

I agree with Red- it has to be m2

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:30 am**

Fraudo deserves a nomination.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:13 am**

Nomination Update

Trev
Diogenes
War Wagon
Dr. Detroit (Ineligible since he's banned)
M2
Frodo

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:24 am**

KC Scott wrote: Diogenes
M2
Frodo

has any of THIS triumverant done anything to unseat :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: Paul?

i think so...

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:01 am**

Qbert wrote:
KC Scott wrote: Diogenes
M2
Frodo
has any of THIS triumverant done anything to unseat :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: Paul?

i think so...

???

The word you were searching for is... triumvirate

Carry on

m2

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:20 am**

m2 wrote:
Qbert wrote:
KC Scott wrote: Diogenes
M2
Frodo
has any of THIS triumverant done anything to unseat :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: Paul?

i think so...

???

The word you were searching for is... triumvirate

Carry on

m2

You're the last person that should be dishing out spelling smack, you ignorant twat.

Most second graders compose better sentences than you.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:03 pm**

The Criteria for Nomination:

Myopic Homerism
Inability to form a well reasoned arguement or response to same
Relentless whinning about referees or a particular play (see "tuck rule")
Starting pointless threads
Colossal meltdown(s)

I'm sorry, but by this definition, Husky should have this thing wrapped up!

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:24 pm**

Nobody can wrestle this away from Fat Paul's sausage-like digits. He wins!

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:28 pm**

ChargerMike wrote:

I'll venture out on a limb...

Yeah.

Too bad you fell off, broke your head and damaged your dick.

Feel better soon!

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:12 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:34 am**

Nomination Update

Trev
Diogenes
War Wagon
Dr. Detroit (Ineligible since he's banned)
M2
Frodo
KC Paul

-------------------------

OK So we have our 6 Nominees

Anyone want to post an outstanding quotes, links or reasons in favor of your favorite?

We'll start a special thread for the voting

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:10 am**

KC Scott wrote:Nomination Update

Trev
Diogenes
War Wagon*
Dr. Detroit (Ineligible since he's banned)
M2
Frodo
KC Paul

FTFY. :twisted:

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:29 pm**

"The Criteria for Nomination:

Myopic Homerism
Inability to form a well reasoned arguement or response to same"

BeSmacked is hands down the winner. KC Purse Strings V 0.0 is a distant 2nd.

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:39 pm**

After doing a search for "Favre" with Fraudo as the author ...

35 threads, 17 of which he started.

'sayin

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:41 pm**

what can I say RF, obviously he likes Favre......

a lot......

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:53 pm**

Felix wrote:what can I say RF, obviously he likes Favre......

a lot......

Better than M2's fixation with Frank Gore..

Posted: **Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:19 am**

T REX

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=12782

Posted: **Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:13 am**

Mississippi Neck wrote:
Felix wrote:what can I say RF, obviously he likes Favre......

a lot......
Better than M2's fixation with Frank Gore..

This observation was pretty Ryan like :

viewtopic.php?t=7625

Posted: **Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:57 am**

Nominations are now closed.

Go Vote

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2005 Cryin' Ryan Nomination Thread

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