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Congressmen from both parties are pissing their pants at the prospect of Jack Abramoff turning state's evidence. I say the most likely to go are:

Bob Ney, R-OH, rumored to be the one Congressman actually named in Abramoff's indictment

Dennis Hastert, frantically donating the $69,000 that Abramoff gave him to charity.

Tom DeLay, already heading for the slammer but this will help.

Conrad Burns, Repulican Senator from Montana saw the writing on the wall and announced in December that he'll return $150,000. Sorry, it won't help.

Hopefully Jack's good buddies Grover Norquist and Ralph Reed will get buttfucked in the mouth too. This could be fun.

Even Bush is returing Abramoff money now.
Funny how these crooks are wonderful friends until they get caught.

This is a biased partisan attack by Al Queda sympathizing Democrats.

Oh yeah, just forgot, Clinton did it too.

Martyred wrote:This is a biased partisan attack by Al Queda sympathizing Democrats.

Oh yeah, just forgot, Clinton did it too.

It just wouldn't be right if he didn't.

You are wise beyond your years, Yoda.

Having seen the like of this crew, I hope they get ass reamed in the next election, not because the alternative will be better, but because they're so friggen dishonest. Every last one of them caught with their hands in the cookie jar and they'll all be claiming they were duped, no doubt.

But you guys forget that Clinton was so smart that he used his Jedi mind powers to kill everybody who could testify against him. That means he is worse than all the Republicans ever. Like all of them combined.

BSmack wrote:But you guys forget that Clinton was so smart that he used his Jedi mind powers to kill everybody who could testify against him. That means he is worse than all the Republicans ever. Like all of them combined.

Clinton forgot about the rebel stronghold on the planet Whitewater in the Foster Galaxy.
That was his undoing.

Starr Wars.

Diogenes wrote:when the GOP picks up Seats in both houses of congress come November

the kool-aid is strong with this one.

How about the religious conversion? Is that to be believed, or what? Abramoff will make good ash in Hell.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Diogenes wrote:when the GOP picks up Seats in both houses of congress come November

the kool-aid is strong with this one.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Diogenes wrote:when the GOP picks up Seats in both houses of congress come November

the kool-aid is strong with this one.

...help me Dr Detroit, you're my only hope...
...help me Dr Detroit, you're my only hope...
...help me Dr Detroit, you're my only hope...
...help me Dr Detroit, you're my only hope...

sorry, another rack is due bace.

mvscal wrote:He isn't going to be taking anybody down with him. Prior associations might cause some people from both parties some momentary embarassment, but that's about it.

Agreed.

Sound and fury signifying nothing.

Bob Ney will be "spending more time with his family" come January of 2007. He's cooked.

And DeLay isn't going down, but he's done as Majority Leader.

Other than that, nothing.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Diogenes wrote:when the GOP picks up Seats in both houses of congress come November

the kool-aid is strong with this one.

BWAAAAAAAAA!

You can't win, Diogenes. If you strike Bace down, he shall receive more racks than you could possibly imagine.

You can't win, Diogenes.

Kind of like the Dems come november.

I'll give it a week before they're looking for their next 'scandal'.

If you strike Bace down, he shall receive more racks than you could possibly imagine.

Not worth the bother. Besides I forgot where I left the flyswatter.

Diogenes wrote:You can't win, Diogenes.

Kind of like the Dems come november.

I'll give it a week before they're looking for their next 'scandal'.

If you strike Bace down, he shall receive more racks than you could possibly imagine.

Not worth the bother. Besides I forgot where I left the flyswatter.

You could seriously blow a neuron trying to understand this fuck.

The more scandals that are discovered, the more desperate Democrats are?

DAMN THAT IS FUCKING NUTTY!!

Everytime a cop catches a black guy stealing hubcaps, the black guys defense of "He hate me", is submissable in a court of law under Dio's theory.

Diogenes wrote:Where the hell did I leave that flyswatter?

Nevermind.

Looking for some of those tasty morsels for dessert?

Diogenes wrote:Yawwwwwwwwn.



This thread sucks.

Fly swatter smack and "this thread sucks" smack.

http://www.thetrolls.net

Theres Dr. Detroit, go join him. Your a whackjob and you can't even hold your own.

Diogenes wrote:Yawwwwwwwwn.



This thread sucks.

KYOA again, I see, flyswatter boy.

Diogenes wrote:RACK BACE!!!!

FTFY

Diogenes wrote:Rack.

Good job totally hijacking this shit thread.

Except I never post IN CAPS, genius.

So sorry a different gimmick was associated with your shit posting style.
I share your outrage.

Abramoff-linked probe focuses on 5 lawmakers

"...say sources..."

"Law-enforcement authorities and others..."

" A source..."

"Although it is unknown..."

Way to nail it down, Moonie Times. Woo-hoo.

Diogenes wrote:I'll give it a week before they're looking for their next 'scandal'.

Nahhh -- too easy.

And rack Bace, btw.

And so it begins...

Ney temporarily gives up committee chair
Mon Jan 16, 1:37 AM ET

Rep. Robert Ney, under investigation in a lobbying scandal that has roiled the Republican Party, on Sunday temporarily stepped down as chairman of the House of Representatives panel that would oversee lobbying reform.

Ney, an Ohio Republican, denied any wrongdoing but said it was clear the allegations against him had become a distraction to fellow House Republicans as well as the work ahead for his House Administration Committee.

Ney is under investigation as part of a federal investigation into lobbyist Jack Abramoff's dealings with lawmakers. Abramoff this month pleaded guilty to fraud charges and has agreed to cooperate in a corruption probe that could involve several members of Congress.

"I want to assure my colleagues and my constituents that I have done absolutely nothing wrong and I am convinced that I will be vindicated completely at the end of this difficult process," Ney said in a statement.

"Once these false allegations have been put to rest, and I have full confidence that they will be, I look forward to resuming the chair," Ney said.

Ney's decision to temporarily step down came days after a spokesman for House Speaker Dennis Hastert said there had been discussions between the speaker and Ney about the Ohio congressman's role as chairman of the House Administration Committee.

Rep. Tom DeLay of Texas, who is facing felony charges related to a campaign finance case, was forced to step aside as House majority leader in September after his indictment on conspiracy and money laundering charges. DeLay, who is a friend of lobbyist Abramoff, said this month that he would not seek to regain the post.

House and Senate Republican leaders have been rushing to develop lobbying reforms as their members worry about fallout from the Abramoff scandal.

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist of Tennessee, under investigation for stock trades, is weighing a ban on corporate sponsorship of lawmakers' travel, banning gifts and prohibiting senators' spouses from lobbying. That and other new controls have been crafted by Republican Sen. John McCain (news, bio, voting record) of Arizona.

Members of Congress receive campaign contributions that critics say unduly influence legislation. Many lawmakers also accept gifts, meals and travel from corporate sponsors.

"Once these false allegations have been put to rest, and I have full confidence that they will be, I look forward to resuming the chair,"

Right....


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Better start trying on the striped overalls ya cheap money whoor.

Diogenes wrote:Good stuff.

Of course I'd never heard of Ney before this shit, unlike Dorgan and Reid.

Sucks for you that the federal prosecutors aren't the hosts of E! News Weekly.

Diogenes wrote:Good stuff.

Of course I'd never heard of Ney before this shit, unlike Dorgan and Reid.

Or Duke either, I suppose.

Here's just a few Republicans who have recieved personal contributions from Abramoff.

Tom DeLay (R-Texas). John Ashcroft (R-Mo.). Frank A. LoBiondo (R-NJ). Eric Cantor (R-Va.). Arlen Specter (R-Pa.). John Ensign (R-Nev.). Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.). Charles H. Taylor (R-NC). Chris Cannon (R-Utah). Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa). Mark Foley (R-Fla.). Richard Pombo (R-Calif.). Christopher S. "Kit" Bond (R-Mo.). Curt Weldon (R-Pa.). Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.). Doug Ose (R-Calif.). Ernest J. Istook (R-Okla.). George R. Nethercutt Jr. (R-Wash.). Jim Bunning (R-Ky.). Richard C. Shelby (R-Ala.). Tom Feeney (R-Fla.). Dan Burton (R-Ind.). Eric Cantor (R-Va.). Suzanne Terrell (R-La.). Rob Simmons (R-Conn.). Charles W. "Chip" Pickering Jr. (R-Miss.). Connie Morella (R-Md.). Gordon H. Smith (R-Ore.). James M. Inhofe (R-Okla.). James M. Talent (R-Mo.). John T. Doolittle (R-Calif.). John Thune (R-SD). Tim Hutchinson (R-Ark.). Bob Smith (R-Fla.). Bob Ney (R-Ohio). CL. "Butch" Otter (R-Idaho). Carolyn W. Grant (R-NC). Denny Rehberg (R-Mont.). Elizabeth Dole (R-NC). Heather Wilson (R-NM). J. Randy Forbes (R-Va.). Jack Kingston (R-Ga.). James V. Hansen (R-Utah). John Cornyn (R-Texas). Kimo Kaloi (R-Hawaii). Marilyn Musgrave (R-Colo.). Mike Ferguson (R-NJ). Mike Simpson (R-Idaho). Ralph Regula (R-Ohio). Ric Keller (R-Fla.). Saxby Chambliss (R-Ga.). Ted Stevens (R-Alaska). Thad Cochran (R-Miss.). Dave Camp (R-Mich.). Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.). Tom Young (R-Ala.). Bill Janklow (R-SD). Craig Thomas (R-Wyo.). Spencer Abraham (R-Mich.). William L. Gormley (R-NJ). Bill McCollum (R-Fla.). Bill Redmond (R-NM). Bob Riley (R-Ala.). Claude B. Hutchison Jr. (R-Calif.). Denny Rehberg (R-Mont.). Francis E. Flotron (R-Mo.). George Allen (R-Va.). Mike Enzi (R-Wyo.). Walter B. Jones Jr. (R-NC). Paul Ryan (R-Wis.). Bob Smith (R-Fla.). Joe Pitts (R-PA). Charles H. Taylor (R-NC). Bob Ehrlich (R-Md.). Charles R. Gerow (R-Pa.). Ed Royce (R-Calif.). Elia Vincent Pirozzi (R-Calif.). Jerry Weller (R-Ill.). Mark Emerson (R-Utah). Tom Davis (R-Va.). Van Hilleary (R-Tenn.).

And some Republican PACs .....

Americans for a Republican Majority, Leadership PAC of Tom DeLay (R-Texas). Republican Majority Fund, Leadership PAC of Don Nickles (R-Okla.). Keep Our Majority PAC, Leadership PAC of Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.). Leadership PAC, Leadership PAC of Michael G. Oxley (R-Ohio). Rely on Your Beliefs, Leadership PAC of Roy Blunt (R-Mo.). Friends of the Big Sky, Leadership PAC of Conrad Burns (R-Mont.). Senate Victory Fund, Leadership PAC of Thad Cochran (R-Miss.). American Liberty PAC, Leadership PAC of Bob Ney (R-Ohio). Battle Born PAC, Leadership PAC of John Ensign (R-Nev.). Fund for a Free Market America, Leadership PAC of Phil Crane (R-Ill.). Team PAC, Leadership PAC of J.D. Hayworth (R-Ariz.). The Republican Party of New Jersey.

Any Democrats that roped themselves into this shit need to get fucked, too. Fucking shills.

"It is not our job to seek peaceful coexistence with the Left. Our job is to remove them from power permanently."

- Jack A. Abramoff

BSmack wrote:Here's just a few Republicans who have recieved personal contributions from Abramoff.

Tom DeLay (R-Texas). John Ashcroft (R-Mo.). Frank A. LoBiondo (R-NJ). Eric Cantor (R-Va.). Arlen Specter (R-Pa.). John Ensign (R-Nev.). Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.). Charles H. Taylor (R-NC). Chris Cannon (R-Utah). Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa). Mark Foley (R-Fla.). Richard Pombo (R-Calif.). Christopher S. "Kit" Bond (R-Mo.). Curt Weldon (R-Pa.). Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.). Doug Ose (R-Calif.). Ernest J. Istook (R-Okla.). George R. Nethercutt Jr. (R-Wash.). Jim Bunning (R-Ky.). Richard C. Shelby (R-Ala.). Tom Feeney (R-Fla.). Dan Burton (R-Ind.). Eric Cantor (R-Va.). Suzanne Terrell (R-La.). Rob Simmons (R-Conn.). Charles W. "Chip" Pickering Jr. (R-Miss.). Connie Morella (R-Md.). Gordon H. Smith (R-Ore.). James M. Inhofe (R-Okla.). James M. Talent (R-Mo.). John T. Doolittle (R-Calif.). John Thune (R-SD). Tim Hutchinson (R-Ark.). Bob Smith (R-Fla.). Bob Ney (R-Ohio). CL. "Butch" Otter (R-Idaho). Carolyn W. Grant (R-NC). Denny Rehberg (R-Mont.). Elizabeth Dole (R-NC). Heather Wilson (R-NM). J. Randy Forbes (R-Va.). Jack Kingston (R-Ga.). James V. Hansen (R-Utah). John Cornyn (R-Texas). Kimo Kaloi (R-Hawaii). Marilyn Musgrave (R-Colo.). Mike Ferguson (R-NJ). Mike Simpson (R-Idaho). Ralph Regula (R-Ohio). Ric Keller (R-Fla.). Saxby Chambliss (R-Ga.). Ted Stevens (R-Alaska). Thad Cochran (R-Miss.). Dave Camp (R-Mich.). Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.). Tom Young (R-Ala.). Bill Janklow (R-SD). Craig Thomas (R-Wyo.). Spencer Abraham (R-Mich.). William L. Gormley (R-NJ). Bill McCollum (R-Fla.). Bill Redmond (R-NM). Bob Riley (R-Ala.). Claude B. Hutchison Jr. (R-Calif.). Denny Rehberg (R-Mont.). Francis E. Flotron (R-Mo.). George Allen (R-Va.). Mike Enzi (R-Wyo.). Walter B. Jones Jr. (R-NC). Paul Ryan (R-Wis.). Bob Smith (R-Fla.). Joe Pitts (R-PA). Charles H. Taylor (R-NC). Bob Ehrlich (R-Md.). Charles R. Gerow (R-Pa.). Ed Royce (R-Calif.). Elia Vincent Pirozzi (R-Calif.). Jerry Weller (R-Ill.). Mark Emerson (R-Utah). Tom Davis (R-Va.). Van Hilleary (R-Tenn.).

Different branch of the government, but to be complete, that list also should include George W. Bush (R-Texas).