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What is Wango Tango?
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:31 pm
by Repentatant Ted Nugent
There was a long period of time where I just did the first thing that came to my mind. Many people consider this to be a great attribute, but in retrospect I believe I should have given more thought to the title of the song Wango Tango.
I believe that most people are either brow-beaten or guilted into behaving. How soon they take the hint depends upon the person. Me? It only took me about 50 years. Somewhere down the line my friends and family failed to instill in me a sense of dignity. Somebody needed to tell me to shutup, and that I'm not amusing when I cry out stupid shit for the sake of doing so.
I'm not blaming people here. I am just as culpable for shooting an arrow into a deer on stage as anyone. I'm just surprised a crowd of people didn't say "Hey, man. Being an spastic idiot may fly when you're 12, but you're a grown-ass man."
Once again, I'm sorry for all the pointless weird stuff I birthed.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:49 pm
by blueboyfelice
They sang "Dead Man's Party"
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:51 pm
by Bizzarofelice
that was Wang Chung
Connie Chung... would you give her the Wang?
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:08 pm
by Yao Ming
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Connie Chung... would you give her the Wang?
ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:35 am
by ure
Anonymous wrote:Bizzarofelice wrote:
Connie Chung... would you give her the Wang?
ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:11 am
by Midge
Get behind me, bitch!
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:01 pm
by Oingo Boingo
blueboyfelice wrote:They sang "Dead Man's Party"
Actually, it was us
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:48 pm
by Jack Burton
blueboyfelice wrote:Dead Man's Party
"If you find a dead man, shoot him one more time to be sure." That's what Ol' Jack Burton always says.
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:51 pm
by Egg Shen
Take something from the six demon bag. Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:52 pm
by Jack Burton
Real things?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:52 pm
by Egg Shen
As real as Lo Pan!
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:53 pm
by Jack Burton
Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:53 pm
by Egg Shen
Oh, a six-demon bag!
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm
by Jack Burton
Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm
by Egg Shen
Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:09 pm
by bf
Jack Burton will never not be funny.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:23 pm
by Sbarrofelice
It should be the name of a new pizza.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:58 pm
by uncle smegma
now what?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:03 pm
by Excellent point
uncle smegma wrote:now what?
We can but learn from this genius take.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:47 pm
by Interrupting Cow
Moo
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:48 pm
by Vermont Teddy Bear
The new Wango Tango Bear would be a perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:52 pm
by Bob and Tom
Vermont Teddy Bear wrote:The new Wango Tango Bear would be a perfect Valentine's Day gift.
And you can have it delivered guarnteed by Valentine's Day!
Bob and I ordered one yesterday, the big fat fluffy one (FB-2442XL), and it's almost time for my turn to pound it in the ass. So do yourself a favor and get a Vermont Teddy!
wow!
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:21 pm
by David Oreck
Have you tried my Oreck XL? I'll let you use it for FREE!
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:33 am
by The Thread Killer
BOO!
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:11 pm
by Thread CPR guy
David Oreck wrote:Have you tried my Oreck XL? I'll let you use it for FREE!
I heard that thing sucks.