Btw, the Tulsa World just hired Pulizer-prize winning editorial cartoonist, Doug Marlette. It ran this apropos cartoon on Sunday ...
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Moderator: Jesus H Christ
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
I think a firmly worded note of reprimand is just the thing.RadioFan wrote:Security Council to Review Iran Nuke Case
LONDON (AP) - The United States and other permanent members of the U.N. Security Council agreed Monday that Iran should be hauled before that powerful body over its disputed nuclear program.
China and Russia, longtime allies and trading partners of Iran, signed on to a statement that calls on the U.N. nuclear watchdog to transfer the Iran dossier to the Security Council, which could impose sanctions or take other harsh action.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Did anyone refer to your U.S. boyfriend here? I didn't think so. Now get your ass up and put up your pants, douche. He'll fuck you later. It's discussion time for now.Martyred wrote:So, get to work, bitches.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
If it's anything like the fucking the American taxpayers have been getting from backstabbing,RadioFan wrote:Did anyone refer to your U.S. boyfriend here? I didn't think so. Now get your ass up and put up your pants, douche. He'll fuck you later. It's discussion time for now.Martyred wrote:So, get to work, bitches.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
I would suggest that every nation in the world grow some hair on their balls and send a few dozen ships each to the middle east and tell Iran that if they don't fucking follow the international rules on nuclear proliferation they will be flattened from a distance and all their nuclear technology taken away from them.RadioFan wrote:What would you suggest? Closing your eyes and putting your head in the sand until the day that fuckface comes on worldwide TV to announce they've got nukes and have provided them to their "brothers" throughout the world?
Not that Israel nor the U.S. nor Briton would allow it to come to that ...
This is just the first step. Should have been taken months ago.
Ah yes, the Israelis are really a drain on our economy. It must comparable to your budget for Jijhad videos compared to rent.Martyred wrote:If it's anything like the fucking the American taxpayers have been getting from backstabbing,
ungrateful Israeli's, I'll be sure to bring plenty of lube.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
FTFYMister Bushice wrote: I would suggest that every nation in the world grow some hair on their balls and send a few dozen ships each to the middle east and tell Israel that if they don't fucking follow the international rules on nuclear proliferation they will be flattened from a distance and all their nuclear technology taken away from them.
But that will never happen, and if you think the UN is anything but a useless body of gas passers you are fooling yourself.
Look back on the hundreds of resolutions they passed regarding The West Bank and Gaza. That worked well, didn't it?
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Nice to see that you know what's good for the American taxpayer.RadioFan wrote: Ah yes, the Israelis are really a drain on our economy. It must comparable to your budget for Jijhad videos compared to rent.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Not nice to see you've got your head up your ass.Martyred wrote:Nice to see that you know what's good for the American taxpayer.RadioFan wrote: Ah yes, the Israelis are really a drain on our economy. It must comparable to your budget for Jijhad videos compared to rent.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
Fine with me.War Wagon wrote:The minute that Israel gets firm intel that Iran is close to getting a nuke and capable of delivering it, they'll swoop in there with a squadron of F-16's or other US provided aircraft and take that capability out.
Israel is funny about protecting their existance that way.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
ZING!Dr_Phibes wrote:No thanks. I was right the first time.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
given their hardline stance on western cultures, thevery nature of extremists muslim attitudes and practices and the fact that they said israel should be destroyed, do you think giving them the opportunity to do so is a wise one?Dr_Phibes wrote:Iran has not violated a single law of the NPT. End of.Mister Bushice wrote:if they don't fucking follow the international rules on nuclear proliferation they will be flattened from a distance and all their nuclear technology taken away from them.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Link?mvscal wrote:You don't enrich uranium to 70% to generate power, dumbfuck.Dr_Phibes wrote:No thanks. I was right the first time.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
It isn't, but who is going to stop them, us?Mister Bushice wrote:given their hardline stance on western cultures, thevery nature of extremists muslim attitudes and practices and the fact that they said israel should be destroyed, do you think giving them the opportunity to do so is a wise one?Dr_Phibes wrote:Iran has not violated a single law of the NPT. End of.Mister Bushice wrote:if they don't fucking follow the international rules on nuclear proliferation they will be flattened from a distance and all their nuclear technology taken away from them.
All smack and gunfagger aside, I'd honestly like mvscal's take on a potential invasion of Iran, specifically, and this pinky-waving teafest "decision" by the powers that be at the U.N., in general. I have a feeling his answer might surprise you.Martyred wrote:Do you even know anything about Iran, besides what your boogey-man media tells you?
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
Christ Marty, what in hell are you talking about?Martyred wrote:Do you even know anything about Iran, besides what your boogey-man media tells you?
They are a nation of laws. The understanding of law is paramount to the Persian ethos.
They think you're the "backwards" ones.
I have no doubt that your country will get tricked into another war, and just like a stupid drunk girl at a bar with a fist full of roofies, you'll ending up regreting it the next morning as you gulp down the RU486 and ice down your vaginas.Gunslinger wrote:
Bush: "Yeh, we got a problem in Iran, can we ask for more of your children?"
America: FUCK OFF!
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
If it was done correctly, if we had a president the world respected, we might be able to manage, but he shot his wad in iraq, even when iran and NK were more significant targets, WMD wise, and he comes across as a bumbling fool with a my way or highway attitude. no way we take point on this one, and the chinese and russians won't act until their asses are in the gunsights.Gunslinger wrote:It isn't, but who is going to stop them, us?Mister Bushice wrote:given their hardline stance on western cultures, thevery nature of extremists muslim attitudes and practices and the fact that they said israel should be destroyed, do you think giving them the opportunity to do so is a wise one?Dr_Phibes wrote: Iran has not violated a single law of the NPT. End of.
Iran is full of nutjobs to be killed, who is going to do it? Not us!
Bush: "Yeh, we got a problem in Iran, can we ask for more of your children?"
America: FUCK OFF!
Stalingrad.mvscal wrote: Any even remotely viable military option we have against Iran is because of our invasion of Iraq not despite it.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
But there are barely enough troops to maintain what there is in Iraq, and you gotta know that other Mid east countries are coming in on irans side if we ever dared to attack a second country over there.mvscal wrote:Speaking of dumbfucks... Take a look at the map someday, you fucking moron.Gunslinger wrote:You know, I would like the potential of invading Iran on the US' table, but some dumbfuck got us to use our troops in some other war and we can't do shit right now.
How the fuck do you plan on invading a country like Iran, genius? You think Turkey is going to allow 300,000 US troops to transit their country and use their ports?
The only reliable way we can into Iran is through Iraq and that wasn't going to happen under the previous regime.
Any even remotely viable military option we have against Iran is because of our invasion of Iraq not despite it.
What part of invading Iraq involved Saudia Arabia, you dumbfuck!mvscal wrote:Speaking of dumbfucks... Take a look at the map someday, you fucking moron.Gunslinger wrote:You know, I would like the potential of invading Iran on the US' table, but some dumbfuck got us to use our troops in some other war and we can't do shit right now.
How the fuck do you plan on invading a country like Iran, genius? You think Turkey is going to allow 300,000 US troops to transit their country and use their ports?
The only reliable way we can into Iran is through Iraq and that wasn't going to happen under the previous regime.
Any even remotely viable military option we have against Iran is because of our invasion of Iraq not despite it.
So where are you going to get these 300, 000 troops? What is your post-operational strategy? Whoops, you haven't fucking got one. Iraq xmvscal wrote: Speaking of dumbfucks... Take a look at the map someday, you fucking moron.
How the fuck do you plan on invading a country like Iran, genius? You think Turkey is going to allow 300,000 US troops to transit their country and use their ports?
The only reliable way we can into Iran is through Iraq and that wasn't going to happen under the previous regime.
Any even remotely viable military option we have against Iran is because of our invasion of Iraq not despite it.
If it is proposed by Bush, Arab Nations will not stand by and watch another mid east country get taken over by the US. They might send troops to Iran in support, forcing us to NOT attack them.mvscal wrote:Such as? The Saudis? The Jordanians? The Egyptians? They're our clients. They might try to fuck us behind our backs, but they wouldn't dream of making war on us.Mister Bushice wrote:But there are barely enough troops to maintain what there is in Iraq, and you gotta know that other Mid east countries are coming in on irans side if we ever dared to attack a second country over there.
Will the Syrians risk their army to defend Iranians while leaving Israel in its rear and/or potentially renewed Islamist and Kurdish agitation? They've had trouble with both groups in the past. No, I don't buy Syria offering anything other than moral support.
bwaaaaahmvscal wrote:What process is that again? Enriching uranium for nuclear weapons?Dr_Phibes wrote: Iran is ten years away from that process.
They aren't supposed to any number of years away from such a process, twit. What is plainly obvious to any rational human being is that they are in fact working on "that process".
That is "the wrong answer".
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
Covert? because certainly you KNOW that russia and CHina would have a baby if we went in with air strikes.mvscal wrote:We don't have them. We would need that many at the bare minimum if we invaded with the intent occupying the country. Fortunately, we don't need to do that.Dr_Phibes wrote:So where are you going to get these 300, 000 troops?
We can certainly conduct operations inside Iran, though. We can destroy as much or as little of their industrial and economic infrastructure as we choose. We can use combined air and amphibous operations to secure the Straits of Hormuz.
What else do we really need to do to Iran?
You have got to be fucking kidding me?mvscal wrote:We don't have them. We would need that many at the bare minimum if we invaded with the intent occupying the country. Fortunately, we don't need to do that.Dr_Phibes wrote:So where are you going to get these 300, 000 troops?
We can certainly conduct operations inside Iran, though. We can destroy as much or as little of their industrial and economic infrastructure as we choose. We can use combined air and amphibous operations to secure the Straits of Hormuz.
What else do we really need to do to Iran?
Nukes fucker. Nukes.mvscal wrote:Mister Bushice wrote:If it is proposed by Bush, Arab Nations will not stand by and watch another mid east country get taken over by the US. They might send troops to Iran in support, forcing us to NOT attack them.![]()
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Those pathetic bitches won't do shit. Their chins will quiver at Arab League meetings and that's it. We own their armies. We supply them. We train them. We maintain them.
How the fuck would they even get "these forces" to Iran? The standard practice is to bum a ride from the US. That would be kind of an awkward conversation.
There is no "Arab Nations".
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.